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03-10-2022, 11:39 PM
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best game i have played this year
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03-10-2022, 11:41 PM
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imagine a game you can beat in 2.5 hours !!!
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imagine a game you can beat in 2.5 hours !!!
trash!!!!!
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03-11-2022, 12:03 AM
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03-11-2022, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
I mean, why? Narrative, combat, and gameplay are all completely different. Juist because you can carry a sword through an open world doesn't mean it's the same game. Should we say if you didn't like BoTW you wont like ER as well?well I mean if you don't LOVE tw3 then you probably won't love this
03-11-2022, 03:42 PM
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Never understood the appeal to these games, from what I've seen
Average graphics, dogchit PC performance, sporadic lore but no coherant or deep story and no innovation which other devs get ripped for. Dunno how it gets the reviews it gets.
Average graphics, dogchit PC performance, sporadic lore but no coherant or deep story and no innovation which other devs get ripped for. Dunno how it gets the reviews it gets.
03-11-2022, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By RayBoccini⏩
Somehow this game gets a pass or praise for doing all the chit other devs do and get chit on for. It's just fanboy chit brah.Never understood the appeal to these games, from what I've seen
Average graphics, dogchit PC performance, sporadic lore but no coherant or deep story and no innovation which other devs get ripped for. Dunno how it gets the reviews it gets.
Average graphics, dogchit PC performance, sporadic lore but no coherant or deep story and no innovation which other devs get ripped for. Dunno how it gets the reviews it gets.
If any other studio released a game that looked this ****ty in 2022 they'd be ripping on it. Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
03-11-2022, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS⏩
You can always try.........playing itSomehow this game gets a pass or praise for doing all the chit other devs do and get chit on for. It's just fanboy chit brah.
If any other studio released a game that looked this ****ty in 2022 they'd be ripping on it. Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
If any other studio released a game that looked this ****ty in 2022 they'd be ripping on it. Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
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03-11-2022, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS⏩
all those obscure fanboys, yep.Somehow this game gets a pass or praise for doing all the chit other devs do and get chit on for. It's just fanboy chit brah.
If any other studio released a game that looked this ****ty in 2022 they'd be ripping on it. Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
If any other studio released a game that looked this ****ty in 2022 they'd be ripping on it. Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
that's why this game is selling so incredible. Those fanboys.
They even infiltrated all the review publications.
Also the misc has an unusually high number of these fanboys.
bro just say you aren't interested in the game. Stop trying to create this weird narrative about why it's doing well. There isn't anything else to it. You have dedicated a decent amount of posts to something you aren't interested in.
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03-11-2022, 04:29 PM
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I honestly think that nerds get some sense of pride from playing Souls games because they're known to be "harder" than most other games, so you can kinda look down your nose at others and be like "haha yeah bro I beat Dark Souls, I'm frickin hardcore bro".
03-11-2022, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By kr1kit⏩
That's what I thought too before I played DS3.I honestly think that nerds get some sense of pride from playing Souls games because they're known to be "harder" than most other games, so you can kinda look down your nose at others and be like "haha yeah bro I beat Dark Souls, I'm frickin hardcore bro".
03-11-2022, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'll try it once it's $10 in a few years.You can always try.........playing it
Right now there's absolutely no way I'm giving them $60 for it.
03-11-2022, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
yeah that game too because if you're too good for BoTW or TW3 then you're just an *******I mean, why? Narrative, combat, and gameplay are all completely different. Juist because you can carry a sword through an open world doesn't mean it's the same game. Should we say if you didn't like BoTW you wont like ER as well?
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03-11-2022, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
I think he just means ER is fairly different than Witcher 3, despite them both being open world rpg's.yeah that game too because if you're too good for BoTW or TW3 then you're just an *******
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03-11-2022, 06:32 PM
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03-13-2022, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
You not liking it doesn't make it stupid. The crazy amounts of praise it's been getting across the board can't just be some fanboy cult conspiracy bruh. Regardless of anything you say, surely your mind must recognize there is a reason the game is performing so well and breaking all kinds of sales records. I won't be playing it for months due to backlog but as someone who has ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAMES I know it's gonna be quality and I already bought it.How the phuck are you guys still bickering about this stupid game?
Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS
Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement. When people were chitting on Cyberpunk you were in that thread like the dark defender telling people to not make conclusions on the game till they play it and stop parroting what they're hearing the crowd say. Meanwhile you're here doing the exact same thing to Elden Ring.Same thing with story, etc. This game is so god damn mediocre it's not even funny, but fanboys are carrying it hard AF.
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03-13-2022, 08:18 AM
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Well I guess I got my answer, it's because of dumb phuck fanboys like this.You not liking it doesn't make it stupid. The crazy amounts of praise it's been getting across the board can't just be some fanboy cult conspiracy bruh. Regardless of anything you say, surely your mind must recognize there is a reason the game is performing so well and breaking all kinds of sales records. I won't be playing it for months due to backlog but as someone who has ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAMES I know it's gonna be quality and I already bought it.
Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement. When people were chitting on Cyberpunk you were in that thread like the dark defender telling people to not make conclusions on the game till they play it and stop parroting what they're hearing the crowd say. Meanwhile you're here doing the exact same thing to Elden Ring.
Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement. When people were chitting on Cyberpunk you were in that thread like the dark defender telling people to not make conclusions on the game till they play it and stop parroting what they're hearing the crowd say. Meanwhile you're here doing the exact same thing to Elden Ring.
03-13-2022, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
these are all open world fantasy RPGs. If they need to be specificly moreI think he just means ER is fairly different than Witcher 3, despite them both being open world rpg's.
alike for someone to like it then they're an ass hole. That's really my point. If you like botw but not tw3 then youre a closet furry who comes himself to horse insemination tutorials. Same with this.
Conversely if you don't like other fantasy rpgs you're gonna have a bad time here. This is unapologetically fantasy rpg.
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03-13-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
really scratches an original fantasy horror action rpg itch for example:How the phuck are you guys still bickering about this stupid game?
For matrity level:
Botw->skyrim->tw3->elden ring
This game just takes everything another level. However AI is bipolar. It either can't see or hear you ten feet away or you can't fukking escape.
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03-13-2022, 08:45 AM
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I disliked this game at first but after 25 hours I'm still in east liurnia and having a blast. should've been more patient when liurnia opened up and the whole world became bigger and more cool/unexpected. fuark.
only gripe i have is the side quests are so fking impossible to know what to do unless you use a guide, wish it had some mini quest guide menu but ofc this is a from game. the fact that it's open world makes em easier and easier to skip/miss whereas in older fs games it was hard to miss the next npc for the side quest cause the levels were so linear
only gripe i have is the side quests are so fking impossible to know what to do unless you use a guide, wish it had some mini quest guide menu but ofc this is a from game. the fact that it's open world makes em easier and easier to skip/miss whereas in older fs games it was hard to miss the next npc for the side quest cause the levels were so linear
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03-13-2022, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
I've listed out the reasons why I liked souls games. But even after posting them again your conclusion would be that I only like the game because other people like it. How can I possibly like something Jay360 doesn't!? Must be a fanboy conspiracy.Well I guess I got my answer, it's because of dumb phuck fanboys like this.
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03-13-2022, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
Conversely if you don't like other fantasy rpgs you're gonna have a bad time here. This is unapologetically fantasy rpg.
Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
really scratches an original fantasy horror action rpg itch for example:
For matrity level:
Botw->skyrim->tw3->elden ring
This game just takes everything another level
For matrity level:
Botw->skyrim->tw3->elden ring
This game just takes everything another level
Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Brainwashed fanboys. You're actually not having fun. You hate the game but feel afraid to say it because the gamernerd mafia will come after you. Keep coping Eldenringcels. You wish you could be playing actual masterpieces like Halo instead.I disliked this game at first but after 25 hours I'm still in east liurnia and having a blast. should've been more patient when liurnia opened up and the whole world became bigger and more cool/unexpected. fuark.
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03-13-2022, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Gamers have complained that everything nowadays is too easy and handholding. Well, you got what you asked for here.only gripe i have is the side quests are so fking impossible to know what to do unless you use a guide, wish it had some mini quest guide menu but ofc this is a from game. the fact that it's open world makes em easier and easier to skip/miss whereas in older fs games it was hard to miss the next npc for the side quest cause the levels were so linear
I never know wtf I'm doing. I don't even know where the key is to get into Raya lucaria I had to look it up, i spent so much time just doing chit in the wrong direction.
03-13-2022, 09:48 AM
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ER is great... close to god tier level... like I believe I've said before, got almost the same nostalgia and awe similar to experiencing OoT for the first time, not even witcha 3, god of war or horizon gave me them feels.
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Originally Posted By Coal
damn halo is fantasticBrainwashed fanboys. You're actually not having fun. You hate the game but feel afraid to say it because the gamernerd mafia will come after you. Keep coping Eldenringcels. You wish you could be playing actual masterpieces like Halo instead.
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
bit of a spoiler imo but there are maps plastered everywhere.I disliked this game at first but after 25 hours I'm still in...
Spoiler!
sheer scale of this game is a huge surprise
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03-13-2022, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
You not liking it doesn't make it stupid. The crazy amounts of praise it's been getting across the board can't just be some fanboy cult conspiracy bruh. Regardless of anything you say, surely your mind must recognize there is a reason the game is performing so well and breaking all kinds of sales records. I won't be playing it for months due to backlog but as someone who has ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAMES I know it's gonna be quality and I already bought it.
Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement. When people were chitting on Cyberpunk you were in that thread like the dark defender telling people to not make conclusions on the game till they play it and stop parroting what they're hearing the crowd say. Meanwhile you're here doing the exact same thing to Elden Ring.
Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement. When people were chitting on Cyberpunk you were in that thread like the dark defender telling people to not make conclusions on the game till they play it and stop parroting what they're hearing the crowd say. Meanwhile you're here doing the exact same thing to Elden Ring.

Can understand if people dont like this type of game with its difficulty curve, but to say that it's an outright bad game is retarded and disingenuous given the accolades both critically and commercially.
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03-13-2022, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Watch YouTube vids of game plot and determine it sounds boring AF.Holy phuk you never played a second of it, how can you even make this statement.
03-13-2022, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS⏩
jakes on you, plot aint even relevant in souls games... the real story is the friends you make along the way.Watch YouTube vids of game plot and determine it sounds boring AF.
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Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS⏩
Duuuuude I know what you mean, but the problem with souls games is that you actually EXPERIENCE the plot through the gameplay and its a looooong game. I am not being facetious. I am just contrasting how this game differs from the complete bullchit AAA companies have been putting out. Remember fo76 when you learned about the plot through holotapes lmao. You didn't actually get to do any of the cool chit, you just read about it and bethesda got to pretend they made a great game. Not the deal here.Watch YouTube vids of game plot and determine it sounds boring AF.
Anyways, I don't care who plays or doesn't. I'm just happy we're not stuck with dying light 2.
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