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post 1658234873 03-19-2022, 07:00 PM
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way more efficient tbh

brb can fukking BLAST my anteater full throttle
brb no spash i gotta clean up
brb dont need to wash hands
brb pristine toilet
brb brb

why are you still pissing standing up?
post 1658234913 03-19-2022, 07:01 PM
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Can use phone.
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post 1658234963 03-19-2022, 07:02 PM
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It definitely makes sense if you have a vagina
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1658234993 03-19-2022, 07:02 PM
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It's a nice little break too.
post 1658235063 03-19-2022, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
Can use phone.
yessir. fukking repped
post 1658235123 03-19-2022, 07:04 PM
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I only piss sitting down when im taking a shiit.
post 1658235253 03-19-2022, 07:09 PM
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Lmao @ anyone that doesn’t sit down in their own home
post 1658235893 03-19-2022, 07:25 PM
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So you're having the hormone treatment I see, when is the surgery scheduled OP?
post 1658236423 03-19-2022, 07:38 PM
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Pls respect the [joeysmokes] tag
post 1658236503 03-19-2022, 07:40 PM
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I piss sitting down like 40% of the time if I'm in my own house. 100% of the time when I get out of bed to piss, and then like 2/10 times otherwise.
post 1658236643 03-19-2022, 07:43 PM
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that right when you wake up piss is always a sitter
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post 1658236713 03-19-2022, 07:44 PM
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Doesn’t work well with a micro , as I end up with a stream of piss shooting between the toilet and the bowl .
I have a towel on the floor beside the toilet to mop up the piss all the time . Standing up doesn’t work well either , as I find I hit the bowl better if I stand with my back towards the back , and lean over towards the floor in a horizontal position
Back with my Fam
post 1658236753 03-19-2022, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
way more efficient tbh

brb can fukking BLAST my anteater full throttle
brb no spash i gotta clean up
brb dont need to wash hands
brb pristine toilet
brb brb

why are you still pissing standing up?
Lmfao. This is what the sink's for.
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post 1658237503 03-19-2022, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Doesn’t work well with a micro , as I end up with a stream of piss shooting between the toilet and the bowl .
I have a towel on the floor beside the toilet to mop up the piss all the time . Standing up doesn’t work well either , as I find I hit the bowl better if I stand with my back towards the back , and lean over towards the floor in a horizontal position
Sorted



Also this came up in my Google search, genuine eBay ad fking hot as.
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/14440464...pid=5338745742
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post 1658237523 03-19-2022, 08:01 PM
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In on return of joeysmokes thread.

post 1658237793 03-19-2022, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
Sorted



Also this came up in my Google search, genuine eBay ad fking hot as.
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/14440464...pid=5338745742
Srs I was considering that. Great for micro brahs
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post 1658237963 03-19-2022, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
I only piss sitting down when im taking a shiit.
Thats funny because I only shiit sitting down when im taking a piss
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Doesn’t work well with a micro , as I end up with a stream of piss shooting between the toilet and the bowl .
I have a towel on the floor beside the toilet to mop up the piss all the time . Standing up doesn’t work well either , as I find I hit the bowl better if I stand with my back towards the back , and lean over towards the floor in a horizontal position
Is this real life?
Damn
post 1658237993 03-19-2022, 08:13 PM
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Lol why tf are you still pissing in a toilet

I piss outside

Brb full throttle anteater blasts
Brb nice view
Brb no flush
Brb no hand wash
Brb save water
Brb nature
post 1658238073 03-19-2022, 08:15 PM
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post 1658238093 03-19-2022, 08:15 PM
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Lmao been awhile since we've seen the [joeysmokes] tag. Welcome back king.


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post 1658238883 03-19-2022, 08:31 PM
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That’s funny cause I only shiit standing up.
post 1658240723 03-19-2022, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Doesn’t work well with a micro , as I end up with a stream of piss shooting between the toilet and the bowl .
I have a towel on the floor beside the toilet to mop up the piss all the time . Standing up doesn’t work well either , as I find I hit the bowl better if I stand with my back towards the back , and lean over towards the floor in a horizontal position
Seen your posts before but thought you were trolling. What is your flaccid length? (no homo)
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post 1658240993 03-19-2022, 09:17 PM
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post 1658241303 03-19-2022, 09:26 PM
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Nice cope OP but we know it’s because your cellmate told you to

Looks like Joey about to get sold for a pack of smokes
post 1658241443 03-19-2022, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
That’s funny cause I only shiit standing up.
Yep, chit in the shower standing up and stamp it down the drain like a boss. LOL @ toiletcells.
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post 1658241793 03-19-2022, 09:37 PM
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lmao@not peeing as loud and manly as possible, I get noise complaints from neighbors every time I go to pee
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1658242423 03-19-2022, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Thats funny because I only shiit sitting down when im taking a piss




Is this real life?
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post 1658242493 03-19-2022, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By LeftistGent⏩
Seen your posts before but thought you were trolling. What is your flaccid length? (no homo)
Flaccid , um depending on what time of day , sometimes an inny . Was embarrassing AF in the operating room during heart surgery. Tried to pull it out under the covers so it wasn’t so obvious, but every time I got a hold of it to pull it out , it sprung back in even worse . Kind of like an elastic band .
Faurk bruhs that was a harsh day in my life
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post 1658242543 03-19-2022, 10:04 PM
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I did not think i would see another joeysmokes thread in this lifetime but here we are
post 1658251453 03-20-2022, 04:46 AM
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Lmao that’s all good OP but have you ever tried pissing laying down?
BRB completely relaxed
brb no need to do anything
Just need to break the plug hole in bath so dink fits down it
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