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post 1659744783 04-16-2022, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
OP rustled the fuk out of parents ITT

Lmao keep hustling cuz
Thanks brah

lol just LMAOOOOOO at these parentscels
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Good luck finding a woman under 30 who isn't a gold digger.
Absolute COPE

You are assuming i'm an incel cuck like you
post 1659745133 04-16-2022, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
good luck being an old parent, that sounds fun
Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
Old parenting ain't easy

So





Very





Tired
Hey, JLC and I can agree on something.
Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
there are both pros and cons of being an older or younger dad............depending on your circumstances:, health and finances and relatiobnship status

beign an older dad worked out great for me but not necessarily the best way to go for all
^^^
This.

younger = more physical energy

older = maybe more money/free time

I knew a guy who was 60-ish when I was a teen who preached that having babies very young was the best because "you grow up together" and have the physical stamina to really play with your kids. And maybe you will still be kinda young [40's] when you have grandchildren.

The math checks out too. Have a couple of babies before you are 24, your kids are grown adults maybe with their own families before you turn 50. And if your parents had children sort of young then they get to meet and know their great grandkids which is pretty cool.

Babies in your 30's is okay, but can be tough too. Probably your work life is going flat out and then when your children are in their teens/early 20's you can also be hit with your own physical health beginning to decline [energy, aches & pains, chronic stuff]while also trying to take care of your parents and any big physical/financial problems hitting them. On that sandwich time with big demands from your children and your parents at the same time.

Being an older parent might work out if your money and health are in a good place and your parents have passed, or are at least in a stable situation. You may have more patience and appreciate your children more [like many people appreciate their grandkids], but you are likely to have less time with them and also unlikely to have a real relationship with any grandkids.
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post 1659745163 04-16-2022, 09:28 AM
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He's not totally wrong about having kids being cope. It's true for about 85% of the population.

Most people feel if they don't get married by 30 they're doomed, so they marry any warm body they can find. Then they realize if they don't have kids they're going to be to old. So they have 2-3 kids with any warm body they can find.

Fuarkkiing always lelling about this, i see it every day.
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post 1659745223 04-16-2022, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
LMAOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O

BRB can't go out anymore during your PRIME YEARS,
BRB can't work overtime and become VP at 30 because I need to change diapers or my wife will get mad,
BRB need to buy a house, throw all my precious money on taking care of the kid
BRB stuck with one woman until divorce
BRB lose ALL freedom; can't do whatever you want anymore
BRB have to progress in your career and at the same time take care of kids, so you end up having no time and energy


VERSUS having kids at 45 +

BRB i'm now CEO making 300k
BRB I went out every night during my PRIME YEARS
BRB I was able to focus all my energies on banging sloots and my career
BRB no stress about money, I could literally retire and play with my kids all day now
BRB have more wisdom and will teach my kids valuable lessons
BRB I'm a man, so I can still get a 25 years old woman ready to settle down and have kids



LMAOOOOOOO at having kids before 45
BRB OP is still a virgin
BRB OP works at Starbucks making $15 an hour
BRB OP seethes in anger every time he sees a happy family come in together and laugh and play as they get some refreshments on their way to another family activity
BRB OP looks like an old, nerdy gamer and is bitter that the he has never been able to get prime women at any time in his life
BRB OP has $547 in total savings $847 total net worth (including his iPhone trade-in value).

OP has it all backwards. Actually be smart and knowledgeable so that you can make good money without working 80h/w. Have child(ren) young enough to have the energy to play with them and be a cool parent that isn't so far away from their pop culture that you are an embarrassment to them. Get them through college and setup where they buy their own house at 22. Vasectomy crew, so raw whenever I want in my big house to myself. Mid-40s and I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. And stay in shape / look good enough to pull girls from 20s to 40s.
post 1659745683 04-16-2022, 09:40 AM
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just lol at dieing when your kids are in their 20s.
post 1659745993 04-16-2022, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
BRB OP is still a virgin
BRB OP works at Starbucks making $15 an hour
BRB OP seethes in anger every time he sees a happy family come in together and laugh and play as they get some refreshments on their way to another family activity
BRB OP looks like an old, nerdy gamer and is bitter that the he has never been able to get prime women at any time in his life
BRB OP has $547 in total savings $847 total net worth (including his iPhone trade-in value).

OP has it all backwards. Actually be smart and knowledgeable so that you can make good money without working 80h/w. Have child(ren) young enough to have the energy to play with them and be a cool parent that isn't so far away from their pop culture that you are an embarrassment to them. Get them through college and setup where they buy their own house at 22. Vasectomy crew, so raw whenever I want in my big house to myself. Mid-40s and I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life. And stay in shape / look good enough to pull girls from 20s to 40s.
BRB my laycount is 200+
BRB almost millionaire
BRB ripped and look like i'm 25


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

How mad are you? Isn't it diapers time yet you little cuck?
post 1659746193 04-16-2022, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
BRB my laycount is 200+
BRB almost millionaire
BRB ripped and look like i'm 25


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

How mad are you? Isn't it diapers time yet you little cuck?
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Wincels back huh?

Pretty sure he was a jobless virgin.
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post 1659748523 04-16-2022, 10:48 AM
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If you’re trolling the misc in 2022 you’re never going to have to worry about the possibility of kids anyway
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post 1659748713 04-16-2022, 10:54 AM
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Came in expecting red, leaving satisfied.
post 1659748783 04-16-2022, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
OP rustled the fuk out of parents ITT

Lmao keep hustling cuz
You canny be serious lad
post 1659748843 04-16-2022, 10:56 AM
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10/10 thread would read again, will bookmark to pass this profound knowledge onto my grandchildren.
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post 1659749493 04-16-2022, 11:10 AM
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Is OP that clout acc? Was funny AF with every fourth word being in CAPS
post 1659749553 04-16-2022, 11:11 AM
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True in some ways.

I just turned 33. Still have my V card. All the freedom in the world.

My older sis has 4 kids and is in he mid/upper 30's. Just got a divorce and don't want to take care of her kids. She wants that independent lifestyle like I have.

I also have an older bro in his early 40s whos a millionaire, married to an 29 year old. No kids yet. Lol.

Personally, I want a couple of kids because I'm very good looking so I need to continue the lineage of making Lexus's. But taking NATO down isn't easy work either.
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Started at age 36. That was plenty old enough to just start. By the time my youngest is finished with high school I'll be over 60. Gdamn.
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Op doesn't have to worry about it because he'll never have sex anyway.
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OP is definitely unstable.


Gotta take those meds OP...
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Age 57, location UK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O How's the wheather ?
actually its very sunny, if you were not such a dck head i would have given you an intelligent and well informed answer ...but sadly you are just a boring troll
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Good luck finding a woman under 30 who isn't a gold digger.
All women are "gold diggers" in a sense, they are biologically wired to look for security in a man


Only in the west in modern times do we have the ridiculous notion that a man and women should be the same age when they get married


45 imo may be pushing it a bit (not uncommon though), but a successful 30-39 yr old man marrying a 18-25 yr old woman is the most natural/common throughout history (with exception to the last 80 years, aka. clown years)
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
True in some ways.

I just turned 33. Still have my V card. All the freedom in the world.

My older sis has 4 kids and is in he mid/upper 30's. Just got a divorce and don't want to take care of her kids. She wants that independent lifestyle like I have.

I also have an older bro in his early 40s whos a millionaire, married to an 29 year old. No kids yet. Lol.

Personally, I want a couple of kids because I'm very good looking so I need to continue the lineage of making Lexus's. But taking NATO down isn't easy work either.
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
actually its very sunny, if you were not such a dck head i would have given you an intelligent and well informed answer ...but sadly you are just a boring troll
Do you really think I care about your answer?

You had kids before 45, you failed at life
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What about grandkids and great grandkids? You might never get to meet and enjoy them.
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post 1659750813 04-16-2022, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By nick5569⏩
All women are "gold diggers" in a sense, they are biologically wired to look for security in a man


Only in the west in modern times do we have the ridiculous notion that a man and women should be the same age when they get married


45 imo may be pushing it a bit much, but a successful 30-35 yr old man marrying a 18-25 yr old woman is the most natural/common throughout history (with exception to the last 80 years, aka. clown years)
Yep,

too bad these low IQ incels in this thread have to settle at 45 for a 45 years old woman LMAOOOOO
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
What about grandkids and great grandkids? You might never get to meet and enjoy them.
life expectancy is increasing fast
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Do you really think I care about your answer?

You had kids before 45, you failed at life
you were begging for my knowledge , like the pathetic troll you are ................. but no
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
you were begging for my knowledge , like the pathetic troll you are ................. but no
Knowledge? LMAOOOO

You failed.

The way to do it is have minimum 1 million at 45, date a hot 25 yrs old, and THEN make kids.

You did it wrong.

My pms are open for private coaching LMAOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
BRB my laycount is 200+
BRB almost millionaire
BRB ripped and look like i'm 25


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

How mad are you? Isn't it diapers time yet you little cuck?
You said that you are almost a millionaire (meaning <1 million net worth), but also said that you could retire now in your mid-30s. Math does not add up. Anyone with money would know how ridiculous that sounds.
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
You said that you are almost a millionaire (meaning <1 million net worth), but also said that you could retire now in your mid-30s. Math does not add up. Anyone with money would know how ridiculous that sounds.
This lmfao, 1M is not enough to retire on.
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
You said that you are almost a millionaire (meaning <1 million net worth), but also said that you could retire now in your mid-30s. Math does not add up. Anyone with money would know how ridiculous that sounds.
600K in tax free accounts like 401 and the rest outside of it. at a conservative return of 7%, do the math ***gotcel

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