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Thread: Wife has been gone a week. Not going well.

post 1661965123 05-27-2022, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I can explain the poop.

Yesterday morning,the dog overpowered me and stole my plate of eggs. He's allergic to eggs. Unless I wanted to stay home all day and watch him chit.... this was the result.
So the chit has been on your floor overnight?! Please tell me you cleaned it up when you got home FFS.
post 1661965153 05-27-2022, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Just looked at it again, it's the sheer volume of turds that's startling.

Love you catbrah(nohomo) but that rug needs throwing out, you will never get the smell out.
Dude the pupper weighs two bills now. He eats 6 cups of food per meal.
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post 1661965213 05-27-2022, 09:30 AM
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I dont neg people, but going to do it now .... Imagine putting those fukkin fish through that treatment. Dude's torturing his "pets" just to get some lols on the misc.



negged for being a sub iq retard.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1661965233 05-27-2022, 09:31 AM
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Hire someone to clean. That's ****ing disgusting bro.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1661965423 05-27-2022, 09:35 AM
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thread now dedicated to Shackbrah

post 1661965503 05-27-2022, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
lmao at the guard snake



Fkn lmao! I thought i used every damn combination in the search to find his stuff and still couldn't find it. Love the dog one too where he gets pissed they buggin em....

See monster0ultra's sig
post 1661965683 05-27-2022, 09:39 AM
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Set your hair on fire
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post 1661965813 05-27-2022, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Fkn lmao! I thought i used every damn combination in the search to find his stuff and still couldn't find it. Love the dog one too where he gets pissed they buggin em....

wish he'd come back
post 1661966013 05-27-2022, 09:44 AM
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Fuking ded @ guard snake, I missed that one. holy shyt this is why I misc
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post 1661966283 05-27-2022, 09:50 AM
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lmfao there's no way this is real



....right guys?
"So t
post 1661966533 05-27-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Good luck against Alex Pereira July 2nd!
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post 1661966703 05-27-2022, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
I dont neg people, but going to do it now .... Imagine putting those fukkin fish through that treatment. Dude's torturing his "pets" just to get some lols on the misc.



negged for being a sub iq retard.
It's an alagae bloom brah. It happens. I already added the chemical to start cleaning it

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post 1661966773 05-27-2022, 10:00 AM
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I've seen my share of filthy college houses and batchelor pads, but poop on the floor is another level.

Catbrah I am disgust
post 1661967033 05-27-2022, 10:03 AM
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Bro….
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post 1661968873 05-27-2022, 10:35 AM
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I don't understand how anyone could feel comfortable with 1 pile of dog**** let alone 8.

Wouldn't be able to do anything other than think about getting it cleaned up asap.
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post 1661969483 05-27-2022, 10:46 AM
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post 1661969583 05-27-2022, 10:47 AM
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OP might be the most undisciplined FBI agent of all time
post 1661969813 05-27-2022, 10:52 AM
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Lifts:
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Bench: 400x1
Deadlift: 575x1
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Weight: 180 lbs.

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post 1661970603 05-27-2022, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
It's an alagae bloom brah. It happens. I already added the chemical to start cleaning it

Still with the Hot Wheels set?
post 1661972603 05-27-2022, 11:45 AM
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Your poor child.
445/340/545
post 1661972843 05-27-2022, 11:51 AM
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She obviously ran off to China.
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post 1661973013 05-27-2022, 11:54 AM
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Also, how TF does someone with any self respect chose to be married to someone like this/that? You obviously got her fooled when you first met her and you guys got hitched. I wouldn't imagine any woman wanting to live in an environment like you provide. I take that back, she's not in China she's at the nearest psych ward or at the very minimum getting the divorce papers drawn up and is renting out a hotel in cash.
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post 1661973503 05-27-2022, 12:03 PM
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Christ this forum just keeps delivering

Youre ****ing gross dude
Great MAGA King status

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post 1661974113 05-27-2022, 12:14 PM
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Saw the pic of OP and thought he looked dirty, then the last pic confirms my thought.
post 1661974293 05-27-2022, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
imagine the smells when she returns
Maybe this is why she left.

I wonder if the house is in her name.
post 1661974573 05-27-2022, 12:24 PM
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I feel sorry for your neighbors, the smell must radiate around the block
post 1661974673 05-27-2022, 12:26 PM
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OP, just sit on that couch and watch a game you'll feel better. Cleaning can wait.
post 1661974953 05-27-2022, 12:31 PM
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christ looks like a 3rd world country. and you pull down 160k a year?
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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post 1661980133 05-27-2022, 02:20 PM
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post 1661980363 05-27-2022, 02:26 PM
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I literally phuarking pissed myself laughin so hard. not lying.


i'd pay 20 bucks a month to watch a catbrah reality show
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