First LHC CERN collision just happened - WELCOME TO THE NEW TIMELINE!

07-05-2022, 08:48 AM

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First LHC CERN collision just happened - WELCOME TO THE NEW TIMELINE!

First LHC CERN collision just happened - WELCOME TO THE NEW TIMELINE GUYS!

----------------- Time lines -----------------

There have been 4 (+ original) timelines so far (misc is mostly only aware of the 2012 one but I have seen 2015 one mentioned few times too):

Pre 2008: The original timeline before LHC was opened and operated in 2008 September.
2008/2009: First beam was circulated through the entire LHC in 2008 but the system failed soon. When issues were fixed in 2009 LHC circulated two beams (each with an energy of 3.5 teraelectronvolts).
2012: In 2012 LHC collided two protons at 8 TeV (4 TeV per proton) in 2012. Few months later Higgs boson particle was discovered.
2015: In 2015 LHC restarted for a second run. The first ramp to the record-breaking energy of 6.5 TeV was performed. In 2016, the design collision rate was exceeded for the first time.
2022: On 5th July of 2022 world energy record was broken with 13.6 trillion electron volts (13.6 TeV).

It might be coincidence but the first 3 line up with 3 biggest events of my life that completely changed my life. The first two were in a very positive way but 2015 was when my life went to chit and I'm hoping that this new timeline is kind to me.

The most significant seems to be 2012 as it's the one that's most well known and it stays true for me: 2012 to 2015 was the best period of my life.

The effects of entering a new timeline isn't immediate (or at least immediately noticeable). It can take few months up to a year for big changes to happen but be aware that domino effect has been set in motion.

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----- Happy 5th LHC CERN timeline! -----

07-05-2022, 08:50 AM

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Fuark. Just watched some martial arts and read that we'll return to hunter-gatherers after farming becomes impossible due to global climate change.

Guess we're in a better timeline.

07-05-2022, 08:51 AM

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Great thread, thanks for breaking info. Posting from the upside down.

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07-05-2022, 08:51 AM

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----- Happy 5th LHC CERN timeline! -----

07-05-2022, 08:53 AM

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07-05-2022, 08:55 AM

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They broke world energy record with 13.6 trillion electron volts (13.6 TeV)

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----- Happy 5th LHC CERN timeline! -----

07-05-2022, 09:03 AM

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Fuark new timeline bros wot do?

07-05-2022, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩

Fuark new timeline bros wot do?

damn you are ****inator in this timeline. I guess just bend over and spread your cheeks...

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07-05-2022, 09:04 AM

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07-05-2022, 09:04 AM

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07-05-2022, 09:05 AM

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07-05-2022, 09:05 AM

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Is this about the monkey pox thing?

07-05-2022, 09:07 AM

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Does that mean we wont have to deal with EOD crying about not being able to relate to human beings anymore? I hope he's been shifted back to his original timeline.

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07-05-2022, 09:13 AM

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Just fapped to christen the new timeline.

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07-05-2022, 09:14 AM

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07-05-2022, 09:15 AM

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07-05-2022, 09:19 AM

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I swear my jeans feel a lil tighter in the crotch area after this collision

IDK maybe a fluke

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07-05-2022, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro⏩

Is this the one where we’re all gonna make it again?

We're all gonna get buff again, Trump coming back, Zyzz wasn't actually dead, girls gonna stop being so picky, vaginas will be wet again, etc

07-05-2022, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted By Procta⏩

I swear my jeans feel a lil tighter in the crotch area after this collision

IDK maybe a fluke

Side effect of living where you live boyo

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07-05-2022, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted By 2Chad4You⏩

They broke world energy record with 13.6 trillion electron volts (13.6 TeV)

Definitely opened a spiritual portal we are not seeing

07-05-2022, 09:34 AM

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vaginas will be wet again, etc

not for you

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07-05-2022, 09:37 AM

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Fuark I can feel it. We are going into the right direction brahs. Heard Zyzz will come back in this timeline

07-05-2022, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted By 2Chad4You⏩

They broke world energy record with 13.6 trillion electron volts (13.6 TeV)

How much is that in AA batteries?

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07-05-2022, 09:44 AM

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07-05-2022, 10:04 AM

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Hearing above and beyond trumpeting from the sky, new timeline confirmed.
We may have lost EOD to 2012 again, sandman back with his gf, she was the best man

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07-05-2022, 10:06 AM

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Ayyyyeeeee

So basically they just have terabytes of data to comb through and nothing will change?

Got it.

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