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Thread: 🦑 Gordon, The Dried Squid has now become The Lord of Progressive OverBloat 🐙

post 1664060583 07-07-2022, 06:59 PM
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🦑 Gordon, The Dried Squid has now become The Lord of Progressive OverBloat 🐙

Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Workout
Daily - 7 Days/Week
1. Flat Bench Dumbbell Press - 75s - 3x12
2. Standing Alternating Dumbbell Curls - 30s - 3x12
3. Flat Bench Dumbbell Flyes - 75s - 3x12
4. Pull-Ups - 3x12
5. Captain's Chair Leg Raises - 3x12
6. Stairmill – Level 9/20 – 10 Minutes

Progressive Overload– Keep IncreasingPink DumbbellWeight Monthly
........

Age – 52
Height – 5.2
Weight – 149
Gordon 2019 Theme : "Dried Squid"



Gordon 2022 Theme : "Soggy Dried Squid"



The Lord of Progressive OverBloat

No Size
No Shape
No Definition

No Hair (It's a wig)
No Neck
No V-taper (A shoulder to waist ratio of 1.0)
...and so on.
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Listen here you 63-year-old mentally ill autistic Japanese f***ing weirdo creep with a spreadsheet. You look like a chubby ugly baby gorilla with a bad haircut.
Thank you, my lord. I'm honored. *bow*

Samraiwise 2022 Theme : A Chubby Ugly Baby Gorilla with a Bad Haircut:



🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.
post 1664060643 07-07-2022, 07:01 PM
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fking in
Y'all need to do a boomer flex off srs af
Yellow fever crew
Turkish crew
quality poster crew
FL crew
post 1664060853 07-07-2022, 07:05 PM
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Am I the only person in the world who makes their bed?
post 1664060893 07-07-2022, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By yabrahbob⏩
fking in
Also this. Boomer feuds is the main thing keeping Misc alive
post 1664061033 07-07-2022, 07:09 PM
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Lmao
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"

"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"


**Summer Walker Crew**
post 1664061273 07-07-2022, 07:12 PM
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Lmfao at the whole thing, but dried squid put it over the top
post 1664061373 07-07-2022, 07:13 PM
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Will you guys ever bury the hatchet?

You two should be friends

And Kaz looks amazing. No homo
post 1664061693 07-07-2022, 07:18 PM
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1st page

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
......................
post 1664061713 07-07-2022, 07:19 PM
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Because he looks like handsome Squidward?
post 1664061733 07-07-2022, 07:19 PM
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In w/ coal man.
post 1664062133 07-07-2022, 07:28 PM
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This week on boomer beefs!
post 1664067643 07-07-2022, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Also this. Boomer feuds is the main thing keeping Misc alive
Do you wanna be enemies with me?

post 1664068673 07-07-2022, 10:26 PM
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See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1664071633 07-08-2022, 12:31 AM
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I would say it's over for the dry old little boomer but it would be redundant unless I did it after stepping out of a time machine set to two decades ago.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1664073153 07-08-2022, 01:52 AM
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Awww chit, it's a Boomer Battle.

Air Fried vs Stir Fried
post 1664073613 07-08-2022, 02:23 AM
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I mean, how bad do you have to be to get a call out from one of the most respectful, generous, and selfless posters on here?

What did you do to Samraiwise Gordon? WHAT WAS IT?
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1664073743 07-08-2022, 02:28 AM
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I don't get why this one dudes hates on Samraiwise. Dude's alright, and his posts display an actual sense of humanity which is utterly absent from the majority of miscers. He imparts wisdom which can only come from age and life experience. Don't chit on people who've been there, done that.




"My sword is not a weapon. It's an answer to life's questions."
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1664073813 07-08-2022, 02:32 AM
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Dude are you 5 or something?

Edit: also who will be the new head of China now that they assassinated your old president?

Inb4 tomatoe head and myavi.jpg
post 1664073913 07-08-2022, 02:38 AM
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based

Gordo on suicide watch - e-mo-tio-nal damage

how do you even recover from that exposure?
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1664073933 07-08-2022, 02:38 AM
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In before my friend Kaz and my mentor GordonXXX. I love and respect you both
post 1664073953 07-08-2022, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
based

Gordo on suicide watch - e-mo-tio-nal damage

how do you even recover from that exposure?
Hehehe
post 1664074533 07-08-2022, 03:07 AM
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If this was a pensioners 2 v 2 tag team match, we’d have Kaz & Flex against Gordo and… who?
post 1664074923 07-08-2022, 03:21 AM
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Thread theme:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_decline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse#By_absorption
post 1664075193 07-08-2022, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Hehehe
Samurai's don't fk around!

you must respect the technique - and the precision of the attack

straight into Gordo's feels

he will now be doubting himself as a man after learning the truth about his current self - questioning, where did he go wrong
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1664075343 07-08-2022, 03:44 AM
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Where is Gordon?


And when will it be my turn to be in a boomer feud?
post 1664075533 07-08-2022, 03:59 AM
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I want to know why Gordo is always by himself.

Dudes life is brutally lonely. Can’t the dude just buy a wife?
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"

"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"


**Summer Walker Crew**
post 1664075633 07-08-2022, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Where is Gordon?


And when will it be my turn to be in a boomer feud?
See post #13
post 1664075703 07-08-2022, 04:14 AM
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Airfrycels on suicide watch
post 1664075733 07-08-2022, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
See post #13
Oops, missed that sorry.

How old are you?

And I thought your enemies were the rentcels? I'm certainly not gonna be one of those losers!
post 1664076463 07-08-2022, 04:51 AM
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What's up with Boomer on Boomer hate?
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