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08-01-2022, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
the fact that anyone even invites me to their wedding on the opposite side of the country is offensive.strong homo vibes if u have to fly out for a wedding lmao. Would never entertain that chit.
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
Well I could lose my job at any moment. Would prefer not to be brokeSaving for what??? Your kids college?? Retirement alone??
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
5'3How tall is op?
08-01-2022, 06:17 AM
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op jelly at my wedding ?
08-01-2022, 06:42 AM
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I don't get what all the joviality and excitement is about. The wedding day is the happiest day the couple will have, then it's slowly downhill from there.
I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

Cook the man some eggs!
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
lmao noI don't get what all the joviality and excitement is about.The wedding day is the happiest day the couple will have, then it's slowly downhill from there.
I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

I'm back, bitches!
08-01-2022, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
marriage is for cuckhold betasI don't get what all the joviality and excitement is about. The wedding day is the happiest day the couple will have, then it's slowly downhill from there.
I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Strong incel. The ceremonies are usually short and then its just a partyThey make me want to rope because they're fukin boring
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Do you not make enough to have disposable income??? Surely you do.Well I could lose my job at any moment. Would prefer not to be broke
What outcome are you seeking when you post these threads? I genuinely want to know.
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
I don't get what all the joviality and excitement is about. The wedding day is the happiest day the couple will have, then it's slowly downhill from there.
I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.

I don't see what's so good about tying yourself to someone day and night until either an expensive divorce settlement or death.
Glad I'm not married. I'm stronger for it. I'm still free.


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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
so much truth. nobody gives a **** about somebody else's wedding or dumb gender reveals......I hate weddings because why the fuk am I going to take a 4 hour flight, book a hotel, and rent a car, just to watch someone else confirm their relationship with the state?
Have some respect for your friends/family and just elope.
No one gives a fuk that you are "marrying" someone you've already lived with for 1+ years.
Have some respect for your friends/family and just elope.
No one gives a fuk that you are "marrying" someone you've already lived with for 1+ years.
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08-01-2022, 08:23 AM
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So OP what do you think your main problem is, your height or your 'uglyness'? If height then it's pretty extreme but you could consider leg lengthening, if it's 'uglyness' then you could just thugmaxx because there's a certain amount of sloots that don't care about how good looking your face is they just care about how masculine or 'thuggish' a guy is. Personally I think your biggest problem is in your head. You say you've already had a gf so you've already gotten further than ~30% of all miscers probably
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Weddings do make me cringe. Most of it seems so fake. Way too expensive for one night imo. Youre paying to basically entertain everyone else and have some fairytale night which is not what marriage should be about imo.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
So youโve literally had a girlfriend before?lolz at the delusion
didnt dump anyone. I moved away to buy a house.
Obviously I've tried with nigerians before you fool
didnt dump anyone. I moved away to buy a house.
Obviously I've tried with nigerians before you fool
Dude stfu lol
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
weddings are about the party, no one gives a chit about the contract.I hate weddings because why the fuk am I going to take a 4 hour flight, book a hotel, and rent a car, just to watch someone else confirm their relationship with the state?
Have some respect for your friends/family and just elope.
No one gives a fuk that you are "marrying" someone you've already lived with for 1+ years.
I can see maybe gay men doing weddings, but that's it.
Have some respect for your friends/family and just elope.
No one gives a fuk that you are "marrying" someone you've already lived with for 1+ years.
I can see maybe gay men doing weddings, but that's it.
its about the open bars, photos in suits and celebrating. to me thats worth the flight, hotel and cost of gift.
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Weddings are fun as fuk dude. Other people are paying to get me fed and drunk, and I'm set up with warm opens to talk to people everywhere. That's a pretty good time.
I'm not into the woman competing for attention angle of it, I'm not in to the paying for it angle, I'm not into the "I'll die aloooone" 32yo bridesmaid angle of it, I'm just pounding margaritas and being happy.
There's plenty of time to angst about being FA, mayne, and getting wined and dined at a party isn't one of them. That's Saturday night in an empty house at 2AM chit.
BBMG always blows it off quickly whenever it's brought up, "I had to move", "she wasn't hot", etc etc. But then he goes on the whole "puss is the entire meaning of life and Tom Brady could have everything else and still not be contented" thing. Then why'd you throw that relationship away? Nomsayin? You know you're not going to replace her easily at all, so why end things?
Weddings are fun as fuk dude. Other people are paying to get me fed and drunk, and I'm set up with warm opens to talk to people everywhere. That's a pretty good time.
I'm not into the woman competing for attention angle of it, I'm not in to the paying for it angle, I'm not into the "I'll die aloooone" 32yo bridesmaid angle of it, I'm just pounding margaritas and being happy.
There's plenty of time to angst about being FA, mayne, and getting wined and dined at a party isn't one of them. That's Saturday night in an empty house at 2AM chit.
Originally Posted By navid93⏩
I still want to know how this ended.So youโve literally had a girlfriend before?
Dude stfu lol
Dude stfu lol
BBMG always blows it off quickly whenever it's brought up, "I had to move", "she wasn't hot", etc etc. But then he goes on the whole "puss is the entire meaning of life and Tom Brady could have everything else and still not be contented" thing. Then why'd you throw that relationship away? Nomsayin? You know you're not going to replace her easily at all, so why end things?
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
OP's sitting around in that house talking about how he wants to blow his head off, so was buying a house really the strat?The non TLDR is that I could've just said "she's not yours, it's just your turn". A house is yours, a girl is not. Blows my mind that miscers are acting like BBM make the wrong move buying the house.
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Originally Posted By DrAlchemist⏩
Correction, he's had two. The first, according to him, was an 8/10 blonde. He'll get a third gf eventually, but then when it ends with her he'll go right back to saying it's impossible.You are correct, for the vast majority of women.
But you have had a gf already, which means there is a small minority that will date you. And your attitude definitely will drive them away when you come across them.
But you have had a gf already, which means there is a small minority that will date you. And your attitude definitely will drive them away when you come across them.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I have disposable income that I use on other things. That dude was suggesting blowing 2 grand every month on a sugarbaby I can't do that.Do you not make enough to have disposable income??? Surely you do.
What outcome are you seeking when you post these threads? I genuinely want to know.
What outcome are you seeking when you post these threads? I genuinely want to know.
Its just a thread on a forum. You overthink this chit
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
I mean so. If I'm alone the rest of my life its ok because I had a gf for a few months 30 years ago?So youโve literally had a girlfriend before?
Dude stfu lol
Dude stfu lol
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Dude it was casual pandemic fling. We barely saw each other once a week. Y'all acting like it was the love of my life and I should have gone out of my way to do everything to maintain it.BBMG always blows it off quickly whenever it's brought up, "I had to move", "she wasn't hot", etc etc. But then he goes on the whole "puss is the entire meaning of life and Tom Brady could have everything else and still not be contented" thing. Then why'd you throw that relationship away? Nomsayin? You know you're not going to replace her easily at all, so why end things?
When I moved away she didn't care at all. It was not a big deal
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Originally Posted By Rebel012⏩
I didn't have 2. I think you could argue ive had none. I really had 2 flings, not a real relationship. Combined they both didn't even last half a yearCorrection, he's had two. The first, according to him, was an 8/10 blonde. He'll get a third gf eventually, but then when it ends with her he'll go right back to saying it's impossible.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Saving for what?? I thought the ultimate plan was to rope?There's something called inflation and chit is expensive right now. Not to mention basic expenses like my mortgage and chit. And then saving.
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