so ive glanced at the hundreds of tinder threads on here and moved to a new city recently and decided to try it instead of being another lonely incel.im sure im gonna get a ton of flack.but for the real dudes that know how this works can i get some advice?i made a crappy profile but im not bad looking.gonna update later.but anyway i get a match from someone my age,same interests.but i have to pay to see what they messaged me.obviously it a scam and they just want me to pay right?dumb question i know.but we kinda looks matched and was just wondering if this is normal or is it all about getting that sign up money.and if there are legit free dating sites.oh and in before try grindr ***orts.im being ded srs.im sure as hell not paying $20 just to read a message.oh this was also zoosk too

You can just not pay, and wait 12 hours to restart swiping.

Paying only gives you the option to swipe unlimited and check who matches without waiting.

Off course it's rigged towards pushing you to pay, for instance you get boosters with the gold thing, and it does really get you more matches somehow because they just prioritize your profile.
But the free version works as well.

But in the end, it's all about how good your profile looks like. If you're a 0/10, no amount of paying will get you matches.

at least go all-in and remove spaces between your words too.

it's not even that much money you poor ****

lol ok,ok.my badi have a crappy pic but its the best one i had.ill see if i can show it here.i just got in a motor wreck so its not the best.im really asking for advice.tons of eclectic hot chicks around here

wtf would i pay money if i dont know if im talking to a real women ****?might as well go caberet club and buy drinks for women just to talk.

for some reason i cant even post on my phone so i cant show my face here for reference.guess ill figure out how to upload here

you got me but im still buzzed from the superbowl

1. don't half ass your profile and pics. give 100%. garbage in = garbage out.
2. pay for the extra swipes/likes. it's a numbers game - you need volume - so you have to pay.
3. don't take it too seriously. keep your expectations low. treat it like a game.
4. always be on the lookout for FRAUD. filters, angles, lighting. fatties and uglies will try to trick you.
5. meet for coffee for first date if possible to screen them out and escape quickly if necessary.
6. i like Bumble.

ayy thanks Gordon.i know ive messed a little with you in the past but it was just fun.i appreciate the response.this really is all new to me.i gotta get out and do something.im really not just looking to get laid.im 35.time dont wait.even if its just being friends and goind to the gym.that was my first red flag.i made a profile on zoosk and i guess we matched but im not gonna pay $20 bucks just to finf out its a ****** or a bot.plus it says shes 125 miles away.

follow my steps above. use Bumble. stick to women within 30 miles and age 21-49.

how do you look? what are your credentials? what city are you in?

ive always been told im good looking.but alcohol screwed me a bit.i got a little beer gut but i can fix that.my grandpa won an emmy working for NBC and i was tuitored by the guy who inventented the 8 track before he died.im a manlet but im buff.can have a great personality when im not drunk.dont really have much to offer except knowledge.im just looking to get out of the house and have fun.im in Davenport with tons of casinos and museums.love poker.im pretty normal except for my past growing up.Im 35 so i guess milfs arent to atracted to me anymore but they used to love me.

oops sorry steeler!ill space out paragraphs.used to raise llamas,horses,bees.dogs cats.done just about everything.just one big problem.IM A 35 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!ive had my dick sucked and fingered a couple girls but it was either whisky dink or another.so i think i could get a young chick to play with or a understanding milf.ive always liked milfs anyway.ive had my chances but it just never happand.sorrt for the novel but its true.ive had a lot of crap in my life and ive always took to drugs and alcohol

i'm sorry but i think you're f**ked. good luck regardless.

Ouch.

no im not fooked.my dad was a huge drug dealer,i could of fooked htc sloots if i wasnt drunk and on drugs at 14.im still good looking and am kinda jacked except my beer belly.i just dont wanna be the wierd guy randomly asking girls at gyms and grocery stores.i can get decent looking girls if i had a crowd.im new here looking after my dying mom.im serious.im getting some wierd thing on my phone where i cant post or make pics.i gotta do it from my new laptop.im jacked and smart as hell.only probablem is im a manlet.i appreciate the help but i dont even need apps.i just dont like going to shady bars around here.

oh not to mention i grew up in a 500 population town for 20 years.we cant all all be kings of miami.and id rather be avirgin than fook a whale.i play my cards right and not get to drunk ill bet i get a solid 6/10 at the end of the month.

let's do the math here -

1. 35 years old
2. virgin
3. manlet
4. beer belly
5. drug/alcohol problem
6. uneducated?
7. unemployed?
8. poor?
9. mentally ill/delusional?

who the hell am i trying to attract here?miss america?i have you know i was in love with my best friend and she was in simililar circumstances as i was emotionaly withe the drugs and family problems.to me she was perfect.but the drugs ****ed us up and that what was that but she was hot,best personality just couldnt get off the drugs till she went to prison.if it wasnt the whiskey dick i woulda fooked the chit out of her but she went to prison.

my point is im not looking to fook a supermodel.just looking for a similar girl that likes to laugh and share the same things i do.as far as me being uneducated thats debatable.if been to the top level of NBC 5 chicago and met some celebs and execs and if i wasnt a fuk up could be working there now.my grandpa was a genius and because he didnt have any legitimate sons taught me everything.and after he died the inventor if the 8 track became my mentor before he died.so no i dont have a formal deploma.

wait a minute?what the hell does this have to do with anything?im not broke.own my own house.its just a small gut.i weigh 163 of mostly muscle.just because you live in FL where everyone is fake has no bearing on the midwest where theres either lots of hot chicks or fat cows.im simply trying to have a female friend.not some degenerate fook buddy.i wouldnt say no if she was hot but im not a degenerate and i was taught by masters.its just too bad my life turned to shiite.how would you like to see your father get taken away in handcuffs at gunpoint at 5 years old?

i fuked with you gordon out of fun before but i dont how much monoply money you got.i could still pull more than you.but still thanks for the advice.ill try it

1. cut to 10-15% body fat with muscle. diet, lift, and cardio.
2. wear stylish current fitted flattering fashion forward classic timeless clothing. it doesn't have to be expensive - go to H&M.
3. pay for a quality haircut and get a classic style.
4. have some facial scruff with a trimmer.
5. get your grooming on point - keep body hair trimmed, nails clipped, teeth white, fresh breath, shower 2X a day, wear clean clothes.
6. use a quality eye cream daily - Origins Eye Doctor.
7. eat/be healthy - high quality protein and vegetables. avoid refined sugar. don't smoke. no drugs.
8. get a tan.
9. get 8+ hours of sleep every night.
10. constantly improve your value, education, and social skills.
11. get rich and richer.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1677100933

rip op, try grindr

i already knew i was gonna get get chit here.i cant upload pics from my phone but ill proof im chad light if someone helps me figure out how to upload pics here.this was all about figuring out tinder withouth paying money.you all wanna see my chadleness help me post pics.my phone isnt letting me and my phucing cord is giving me ****.this is not a troll thread.

so i have to pay an account just to upload an imagine?thats my beer money dude.i was gonna try to put an imagine in my avi put its giving me a wierd screen where it wont let me.im sorry im not trying to be difficult.my phone is type c but it doesnt have a usb to hook to my computer.im either drunk or stupid with these new electronics

Op needs to try men.

yeah yeah take it easy.i think i got it figured out.considering the dieng gay males on this site i probably tasted more poose than most.and by the way i dropped out at 15 doing drugs withs women 3 times my age with almost none mine.it was natural id rather drink my sorrows away

There is a sober thread at the top of the forum.

The rest of the world doesn't care if you did drugs or do drugs. Just be a productive member of society and shut up about your addiction.

alright fuc this.its wants my credit card number just to upload pics?yeah i knew this was a mistake posting here,your all bunch of dieng gay indiands anway.anyone who did try to help i thank you.

yeah well you wanna insult people dont cast stones in glass houses or whatever the saying goes.it started as an honest thread and people wanted to make it personal.why dont you be productive instead of trying to be holier than thou?i can assure you drugs are the least evil things ive done.dont try to make this a Dusty thread.i was simply asking advice and on que the misce has to attack people.youve been here long eneough.you should know better

post your pics so we can help. these pic hosting websites are FREE -

https://imgur.com/

https://imgbb.com/

You're on your way to a dusty thread. You already said you're leaving but you are still here. People gave you the advice you needed. Get dressed up, take better pictures, pay the $20 or use bumble or grindr.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.

i never said i was leaving.in my op all i ever asked was do people really need to pay or are they scams.i know how to dress and look decent.some how i guess i left to much info and gordo thought too much into it and you guys attacked me per qouta on the misc.i dont know know why my stupid phone isnt working.it really dont matter.misc automatically assumed im autististic and ugly.no im just a dangererous guy with a chip on my shoulder who wants to try to be better.end of story.you guys make me sound like a neck beard.for some reason bb.com has been giving me trouble with my mobile and only lets me do **** on my new laptop im still learning.i joke around but you guys are brutal and even make me question if you guys hate your lives more than me.

well dont fucing worry cause you wont get any more threads out of me.why dont you go read those ****gy tranny threads you love to read

I got you bro.

Use this profile bio:

[Your height]
Kind of [your main characteristic]

I have an [item] that's an ******* to me sometimes but that's about all the baggage I have

I hate [random group of thing]


So this is how mine looked

6'4"
Kind of funny

I have a couple chickens that are *******s to me sometimes but that's about all the baggage I have.

I hate succulents.


For your photos, do NOT for the love of God absolutely do NOT have a single single photo of you holding the phone in the mirror smiling. That is a feminine look.

You need to...

1.) Be outside
2.) Be doing something with your hands, like carrying something or hammering something
3.) Be looking anywhere other than the camera

That's how you appear masculine in photos.