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post 1677595123 02-20-2023, 09:05 AM
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How to get rid of a sex doll (srs)

Long story short I made an impulse purchase during black Friday and dropped $1,500 on a fukin sex doll (Looked realistic as fuk in the pictures).

Week later the package arrives. So heavy that I tweak my back just trying to move it from my porch to closet.

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3")

It's been sitting on the floor of my closet for 3 months with blankets hiding it. I'm ready to get rid of it, only issue is that it is about 140 pounds of awkward dead weight and looks like a human so it's not a simple as just tossing it in the dumpster during the weekly dump run. Also it has a solid metal skeleton and I don't have a cutting torch to break it down into smaller pieces.

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post 1677595273 02-20-2023, 09:07 AM
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Roll it up in a carpet and toss it in a swamp. That's how I get rid of similar sized and shaped objects.
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post 1677595393 02-20-2023, 09:09 AM
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Get the $1500 back by renting a hotel room and pimping it out
post 1677595433 02-20-2023, 09:09 AM
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Ship me it
post 1677595443 02-20-2023, 09:09 AM
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Get an incel to purchase it
post 1677595513 02-20-2023, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
Long story short I made an impulse purchase during black Friday and dropped $1,500 on a fukin sex doll (Looked realistic as fuk in the pictures).

Week later the package arrives. So heavy that I tweak my back just trying to move it from my porch to closet.

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3")

It's been sitting on the floor of my closet for 3 months with blankets hiding it. I'm ready to get rid of it, only issue is that it is about 140 pounds of awkward dead weight and looks like a human so it's not a simple as just tossing it in the dumpster during the weekly dump run. Also it has a solid metal skeleton and I don't have a cutting torch to break it down into smaller pieces.

Wut do misc? Measlies for legitimate good answers.
Keep it. Put clothes on it put it in yout front sear and use it to access the carpool ln
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post 1677595523 02-20-2023, 09:10 AM
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Send it to Kormo
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post 1677595663 02-20-2023, 09:12 AM
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Goodwill drop off
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post 1677595843 02-20-2023, 09:14 AM
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This is why I misc.
post 1677595913 02-20-2023, 09:15 AM
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Wtf is the issue, dump it in a bin, who cares if it looks like a human body? Surely anybody concerned will realize oh wait it’s just a sex doll

More of a troll thread since this is common sense but I lol’d so repped
post 1677596073 02-20-2023, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lmao pics?
Give me a bit
post 1677596203 02-20-2023, 09:19 AM
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if you tweak your back with a doll how the **** you gonna pound out a real women?

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post 1677596283 02-20-2023, 09:20 AM
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Saw it up and put it in black garbage bags. Also, add some ketchup for the lulz and leave the bag partially open. Conspicuously drag them out to your trash in front of a neighbor while maintaining eye contact.
post 1677596683 02-20-2023, 09:27 AM
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Systematically dismember it and dispose of it in small bags, preferably outside of the city limits taking into consideration daily trash pick up schedules. Just an idea idk
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post 1677596913 02-20-2023, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lmao pics?
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post 1677597023 02-20-2023, 09:33 AM
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Everyone saying just get rid of it like I would trash, that's not feasible it would be way too heavy to lift high enough, too big to fit completely in a contractor bag to hide it.

Suggestions of cutting it up- It has a thick metal skeleton a normal saw isn't going thru it.

Sell it to incels idea- not a bad idea but would require exchanges of addresses at a minimum, nothxjeff
post 1677597133 02-20-2023, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By jstn0127⏩
Fkn lmao. I'm just a normal guy brah (no malodrax).
post 1677597203 02-20-2023, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll
So it was higher than you thought? A misc first.
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post 1677597313 02-20-2023, 09:37 AM
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post 1677597373 02-20-2023, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
Fkn lmao. I'm just a normal guy brah (no malodrax).
Normal guy…..buys 1500 sex doll.

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post 1677597413 02-20-2023, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
Normal guy…..buys 1500 sex doll.

I usually lose that much in a night out at the casino. Not a big deal
post 1677597463 02-20-2023, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lmao pics?
post 1677597553 02-20-2023, 09:41 AM
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$350 without even seeing the pics brah. I don't care if the pucy is 'too forward' than I thought. I grew up thinkin it was always 'lower than i thought' anyways. Pls respond

Edit: Ohhhhhh sheeeiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!

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post 1677597563 02-20-2023, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
I usually lose that much in a night out at the casino. Not a big deal
Yes, the money is the issue here, not the 140 lbs sex doll in your house ..lmfao
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post 1677597603 02-20-2023, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
$350 without even seeing the pics brah. I don't care if the pucy is 'too forward' than I thought. I grew up thinkin it was always 'lower than i thought' anyways. Pls respond
Fkn wizard
post 1677597663 02-20-2023, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
WHAT the actual FUK LMAO!
post 1677597763 02-20-2023, 09:45 AM
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Throw it into the crater of the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii as a sacrifice for the misc.
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It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under…~ (Melvin Glover, better known by his stage name Melle Mel and Grandmaster Melle Mel, is an American hip hop recording artist who was the lead vocalist and songwriter of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.)

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post 1677597793 02-20-2023, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By dingleberrry⏩
WHAT the actual FUK LMAO!
Had to shut my office doors...i swear im dying here...fln

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post 1677597813 02-20-2023, 09:46 AM
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Oh lawdy, Op delivered.
post 1677597853 02-20-2023, 09:47 AM
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Oh shot; we need a misc hat right now. OP pls respawn
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