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05-31-2023, 10:15 AM
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05-31-2023, 10:29 AM
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You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
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05-31-2023, 10:34 AM
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as dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on
05-31-2023, 10:35 AM
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a great example of natural selection.
he is sure to win a darwin award for this.
he is sure to win a darwin award for this.
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
Kid probably got mauled by an ocean pitbull within 2 minutes srs; they follow ships in packs because workers/guests just throw left over food overboard to save costsas dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on
Either that or the current dragged him under since no flotation device
It's pitch black out there, no way they could see him
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05-31-2023, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
cruise ships take like a mile to turn aroundas dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on
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05-31-2023, 10:42 AM
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05-31-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
Doesn’t matter. One square mile is 27,848,400 square feet. A bobbing head in the ocean is 1x1 square foot. And at night nonetheless. Good night sweet prince.wasn't a cruise ship

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05-31-2023, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
https://youjustsawthat.com/372-2/wasn't a cruise ship

the article in the first comment says it was a cruise in the bahamas
edit: "The group left for the pirate-themed boating expedition four hours after they arrived."
LOL nvm, what a retarded article title. I thought it was a legit cruise ship
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05-31-2023, 10:50 AM
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05-31-2023, 10:51 AM
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damn, he's on video right there. couldn't send a lifeguard in after him within 5 minutes?
05-31-2023, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
An NPC would stay on the boat…..You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
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05-31-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.Kid probably got mauled by an ocean pitbull within 2 minutes srs; they follow ships in packs because workers/guests just throw left over food overboard to save costs
Either that or the current dragged him under since no flotation device
It's pitch black out there, no way they could see him
Either that or the current dragged him under since no flotation device
It's pitch black out there, no way they could see him
05-31-2023, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
it's easier to stay afloat in ocean. but waves could carry you far very quickly.Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.
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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩
This, terrible way to go.Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
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05-31-2023, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
If you're just talking from a scientific perspective of saltwater vs. fresh, then sure. But the middle of the ocean has waves too, some of which are plenty big. You'll have to work much harder from getting dunked under stranded in the middle of the ocean than a lake or a pool. I'm not even talking about currents pulling you one direction or another, just the activity of the waves themselves requires much more exertion to keep your head above them.Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Exactly this, you could do nothing but breath and still stay afloat in the ocean (see many folks be on their back chilin floating at the beach). Though people flail and tire themselves out and drown.Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?
Boat current either got him, or the sharks did.
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Negative ghost rider, hes in the Atlantic. They have rolling raves, with long periods. They don't have 2-4 second periods like we do in the gulf where the waves appear choppy and consistent. If the guy knew how to float on his back he could chill for days providing the sharks didn't get him.If you're just talking from a scientific perspective of saltwater vs. fresh, then sure. But the middle of the ocean has waves too, some of which are plenty big. You'll have to work much harder from getting dunked under stranded in the middle of the ocean than a lake or a pool. I'm not even talking about currents pulling you one direction or another, just the activity of the waves themselves requires much more exertion to keep your head above them.
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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩
in the top left of the video that's a shark?Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
05-31-2023, 11:40 AM
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