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06-01-2023, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
First thing i thought when watching the video for the first time, without any mention of shark anywhere whatsoever, was "was that a shark at the beggining?". Just on the first glance without even focusing on it as i was watching the kid, i noticed that splashing and my survival superior instinct awared me of the fact that it seemed like a shark, but whatever i kept watching guessing other people would bring it up too. The way the water moved and something trashed around, that aint no rope, that resembles a shark reaching the surface, i dont know what people are smoking. You can see a grey shape too, brb water splashes and stays frozen on the air shaped as a shark.I can't srs. Absolutely bottom barel guttertrash subhuman filth.
Thread has outed the low IQs on this forum in a big way (or those with bad eyes and an iphone 5s). Absolute lulz.
Thread has outed the low IQs on this forum in a big way (or those with bad eyes and an iphone 5s). Absolute lulz.
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06-01-2023, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Exactly this, on first view, your mind should be at least saying to you "something doesn't look right there". But if you missed it 2/3 times I get it. After really looking, when you're told where it is, this should be easy mode. 3 secs in, can't miss that water splash and the slither of a clear animal. A big animal too...First thing i thought when watching the video for the first time, without any mention of shark anywhere whatsoever, was "was that a shark at the beggining?". Just on the first glance without even focusing on it as i was watching the kid, i noticed that splashing and my survival superior instinct awared me of the fact that it seemed like a shark, but whatever i kept watching guessing other people would bring it up too. The way the water moved and something trashed around, that aint no rope, that resembles a shark reaching the surface, i dont know what people are smoking. You can see a grey shape too, brb water splashes and stays frozen on the air shaped as a shark.
His reaction to the slither of the shark, his moving away from the dingy. The way hes trying to tame his own splashing down by casually and slowly swimming away. So ****ing obvious, which is why these low IQ miscers baffle me (outside of Wincel who is naturally just here to troll)
I have to assume they're just blind and haven't got their eyes checked recently.
06-01-2023, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
I mean this is next level stupidity, holy chit lmfao. Saying a shark will never attack first, like they have some secret Shark Club tenets that they must abide by. It's a fukking fish. A fish, just like any other wild creature, is entirely unpredictablethat guy is a certified retard. probably has been near the ocean in his life lol
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06-01-2023, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Merc72⏩
Never in my life have i heard people saying that fuking sharks never attack humans till today lmao.I mean this is next level stupidity, holy chit lmfao. Saying a shark will never attack first, like they have some secret Shark Club tenets that they must abide by. It's a fukking fish. A fish, just like any other wild creature, is entirely unpredictable
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06-01-2023, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
It's those dumb save the whales fuks. They want to hug the sharks too. Well go for it.Never in my life have i heard people saying that fuking sharks never attack humans till today lmao.
I've killed every shark I've come across and will kill plenty more.
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06-01-2023, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Sharks aren't a threat to you in Montana.It's those dumb save the whales fuks. They want to hug the sharks too. Well go for it.
I've killed every shark I've come across and will kill plenty more.
I've killed every shark I've come across and will kill plenty more.
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
I spend a few weeks a year in the Carolinas and Keys fishing and diving.Sharks aren't a threat to you in Montana.
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mmm...I guess someone filtered the footage to make it clearer (too lazy to find as I knew it was a shark almost immediately from original footage anyway). Looks like the Lil' Fella Shark got himself a piece too. I thought he basically let the BIG SHARK have his meal alone.
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
This manlet's analysis makes most sense to me. It just feels like the odds of INSTANTLY getting eaten by a shark are pretty low.Can’t believe so many miscers are that ****ing stupid
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Ah, so someone used the good ol' "enhance" trick to get the video to show up clear, eh?mmm...I guess someone filtered the footage to make it clearer (too lazy to find as I knew it was a shark almost immediately from original footage anyway). Looks like the Lil' Fella Shark got himself a piece too. I thought he basically let the BIG SHARK have his meal alone.
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."

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06-01-2023, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
gotchummm...I guess someone filtered the footage to make it clearer (too lazy to find as I knew it was a shark almost immediately from original footage anyway). Looks like the Lil' Fella Shark got himself a piece too. I thought he basically let the BIG SHARK have his meal alone.
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."

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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
he didn't get instantly eaten though. he was swimming away from something in the water making splashes.This manlet's analysis makes most sense to me. It just feels like the odds of INSTANTLY getting eaten by a shark are pretty low.
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
people edit videos so you can see some parts clearer all the time.Ah, so someone used the good ol' "enhance" trick to get the video to show up clear, eh?
u okay? lol
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
I wouldn't call it enhanced, but this ones ms painted like a pr0 miscer:mmm...I guess someone filtered the footage to make it clearer (too lazy to find as I knew it was a shark almost immediately from original footage anyway). Looks like the Lil' Fella Shark got himself a piece too. I thought he basically let the BIG SHARK have his meal alone.
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
this would explain the Double Aaaarghs!!! Zoomer was getting torn apart at both leg AND arm....
"Elsewhere, I found a video where someone had magnified it and slowed it down. In that, you can see another shark that was going towards his head area, take his right arm at the same time the other shark took his feet. So if you look you will see the splash at his feet and at his right arm.It's not hard to make out because the water is so clear, you can easily see his limbs, but once the sharks attack, you will see something got them."
Slowed down video ish:
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You can't see actual sharks in the video. Anyone headed that route lacks analysis skills srs, or maybe they are just unfamiliar with the ocean, white water, and lighting dynamics. The ship's disturbance of calm waters creates white water. That's most likely what we're seeing in the beginning of the clip. At the end, that's likely lighting reflecting off the water thrusted upward by the kids foot.
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Originally Posted By digital022⏩
Lold, absolutely wrecked by my post above.You can't see actual sharks in the video. Anyone headed that route lacks analysis skills srs, or maybe they are just unfamiliar with the ocean, white water, and lighting dynamics. The ship's disturbance of calm waters creates white water. That's most likely what we're seeing in the beginning of the clip. At the end, that's likely lighting reflecting off the water thrusted upward by the kids foot.
Cut water doesn't move toward the boat dip ****.
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
cept for this lil piece of information that has come out....This manlet's analysis makes most sense to me. It just feels like the odds of INSTANTLY getting eaten by a shark are pretty low.
Now Bahamanian sources say common for congregating sharks to IMMEDIATELY eat stuff that thrown off of ships (ummm...so much for muh "they circle their prey brahs!").
As you would expect. You see the same behavior with fish at your fish pond where people are known to throw bread. There musta been a lot sharks at the time....as infested would indicate.
since you dumb....also instant and immediately have different definitions/time parameters.
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Every year iPhone and Samsung come out saying how good their cameras are and then every time something crazy happens that is caught on the said phones cameras you can't see chit.
We living in a clown world.
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Originally Posted By digital022⏩
you can see it in the video above you. srs.You can't see actual sharks in the video. Anyone headed that route lacks analysis skills srs, or maybe they are just unfamiliar with the ocean, white water, and lighting dynamics. The ship's disturbance of calm waters creates white water. That's most likely what we're seeing in the beginning of the clip. At the end, that's likely lighting reflecting off the water thrusted upward by the kids foot.
pretty much confirms sharks for me
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
thanks for doing the heavy lifting search. repped phggot.however I found this gem in that tweet thread....
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Even if it was a shark they don’t want to eat people. Every bite recorded was an investigation bite to find out wtf just fell in my territory (they don’t have arms to just touch u and find out)
Cliffs: today i learned sharks have feelings and don't eat people out of empathy.
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I guess someone needs to tell these Zoomers that the Little Mermaid isnt real.
And if those teens were all drunk, that boat company is about to get hit with a lawsuit big enough to sink the Titanic.
And if those teens were all drunk, that boat company is about to get hit with a lawsuit big enough to sink the Titanic.
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
On spread or I'd green you back fgt. Lold at these nat geo captured fools.thanks for doing the heavy lifting search. repped phggot.
however I found this gem in that tweet thread....
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Even if it was a shark they don’t want to eat people. Every bite recorded was an investigation bite to find out wtf just fell in my territory (they don’t have arms to just touch u and find out)
Cliffs: today i learned sharks have feelings and don't eat people out of empathy.
however I found this gem in that tweet thread....
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Even if it was a shark they don’t want to eat people. Every bite recorded was an investigation bite to find out wtf just fell in my territory (they don’t have arms to just touch u and find out)
Cliffs: today i learned sharks have feelings and don't eat people out of empathy.
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Originally Posted By TheDude8734⏩
This.It's 100% legal in the jurisdictions of the international country. Considered an adult there and held to the confines and expectations as such.
A Bahamas court of a bunch of impoverished Bahamians aint going to convict a Bahamas company for dumb ass drunk american high schools getting plastered and killed under their own power.
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Tbh, that dosen't look like a shark to me. I have spent a great amount of time around dolphins during my trips to the carribean, and based off the size and angle of that fin, it appears to be a dolphin.Lold, please don't procreate. Please see an optometrist. Please don't drive at night. Please up your IQ, smooth brain. As poster said above, its basically only women that can't see the first shark.
You're outing yourself as someone who can't handle logic.
You're outing yourself as someone who can't handle logic.
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Yeah those movement patterns are not consistent with any shark native to those waters.
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
I want to experience that, just once.imagine floating in the water in pitch dark, no land around, as the cruise ship gets farther away
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Hey brah, wanna go boating?I want to experience that, just once.
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It’s quite clear that’s its a giant piranha you fukin morans
Send me money for my kids or I will neg you
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Originally Posted By envisu⏩
LOLd, now the 'no shark crew' is onto Dolphin and barracuda.that is definitely a dolphin, or perhaps a large barracuda (srs)
Muh****ers can't keep their story straight. First theres nothing there. Now theres something there, but sorry, it aint a shark, its a cuda or Dolphin.
Take the L boyos. Just take it and bend over like a jabby
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
I can tell by the snake-like appearance, with prominent, sharp-edged, fang-like teeth that's 100% a CudaLOLd, now the 'no shark crew' is onto Dolphin and barracuda.
Muh****ers can't keep their story straight. First theres nothing there. Now theres something there, but sorry, it aint a shark, its a cuda or Dolphin.
Take the L boyos. Just take it and bend over like a jabby
Muh****ers can't keep their story straight. First theres nothing there. Now theres something there, but sorry, it aint a shark, its a cuda or Dolphin.
Take the L boyos. Just take it and bend over like a jabby
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