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06-04-2023, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By SteadySmokin⏩
Join group activities and start talking to people.how do you just go get a social cirlce? you think hes gonna be able to go up and say hi after years of being recluse? LMAO
Learn to observe and make small talk and try with random people in common areas.
06-04-2023, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By RogerDuck⏩
I personally think Giroud looks kinda retarded. I dunno what it is about his face but you can just tell he’s low IQ.Tinder?
Also you look like a less manlier version of the ultimate chad Olivier Giroud LOL
Also you look like a less manlier version of the ultimate chad Olivier Giroud LOL
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
This chick you know from back home is the finest. What's the deal with her? I know you want her.Me and a few girls I knew from back home who was there:


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OP is better looking than all the girls he smashed.
06-04-2023, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Thanks. I’ll be there August 25-28. Staying in Ibiza Town, so just slightly north of the Playa area. I actually had that link already open as a tab in the browser on my phone. Haha.Brah, let me know the dates you’re going and I can give you my recommendations based on the days you’re there. Also, make sure you stay in the Playa D’en Bossa area as opposed to San Antonio, it’s slightly more expensive but that’s where literally all the big clubs are, it’s a €30 cab ride each way between the 2 places otherwise.
You can use this website to have a look too, it’s got every event listed for every club for every day this year. It also allows you to buy tickets. Don’t worry if there’s no buy ticket option under an event you want, you can buy tickets from literally anywhere on the day of the event.
https://www.ibiza-spotlight.com/nigh...023-25/06/2023
You can use this website to have a look too, it’s got every event listed for every club for every day this year. It also allows you to buy tickets. Don’t worry if there’s no buy ticket option under an event you want, you can buy tickets from literally anywhere on the day of the event.
https://www.ibiza-spotlight.com/nigh...023-25/06/2023
06-04-2023, 01:18 PM
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Gjdm. Finally another miscer who isnt autistic with women
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
That £15 flask saved me 100’s euros easily srsFukin mirin brah. live it up!
Lol'd hard @ that flask
As always, on spread
Lol'd hard @ that flask
As always, on spread
Originally Posted By plebmaximus⏩
Just dropping lucky at festivals/holidays I’ve been on and keeping in contact with people. I’m pretty outgoing and can read groups well, I just establish some common round and joke a bit and go from there. Having the same interests is key, otherwise I’d find it hard to just go to say a random bar and do it that way.miring hard bro, I used to have a great circle of friends but now most have moved on and some moved overseas
how did you manage to have a better friends circle? where/how did you meet?
repping on R/C srs
how did you manage to have a better friends circle? where/how did you meet?
repping on R/C srs
Originally Posted By SteadySmokin⏩
Nahh they’re from their instas, I normally do manage to post proof but the state I was in on this holiday 95% of the time, the last thing I was thinking about I was taking ninja pics, you’ll just have to beleaf on this occasion.you just took pics off tinder and claimed you smashed
im not believing it
i want to see the sex vid, licking her butthole with your face clearly you, also wearing misc hat
than i will believe
im not believing it
i want to see the sex vid, licking her butthole with your face clearly you, also wearing misc hat
than i will believe
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Thanks brah, I’m in a sweet spot in life atm where all I want to do is enjoy it and have fun and everything is set up for me to do that. Yeh I’m 31 so should be thinking a bit more maturely in regards to more long term goals, but 2 more years of this and then I will.Ibiza seems like a greasy place (srs).
Well done if this is aligned with your goals.
Based and golden-pilled.
Well done if this is aligned with your goals.
Based and golden-pilled.
Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Don’t shoot the messenger, but she said Aussie guys don’t satisfy them enough. I guess that’s why they all come to Europe.Please leave our women alone you POS
Originally Posted By GrimShady⏩
Strangely enough, I don’t. I met her at a club last year back home, went on a date with her in January, smashed and then didn’t really speak to her after. Then while in Ibiza, I saw she was there as well on her snap, so I messaged her to come chill with us at O’Beach (where the pic was taken).This chick you know from back home is the finest. What's the deal with her? I know you want her.
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Ty brah.OP is better looking than all the girls he smashed.
Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
So looking, you can do Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, David Guetta at Hi, Elrow at Amnesia (personal fave), Music On at Pacha, Franky Wah at Club Chinois. That would be an epic few days.Thanks. I’ll be there August 25-28. Staying in Ibiza Town, so just slightly north of the Playa area. I actually had that link already open as a tab in the browser on my phone. Haha.
Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
I’m a self employed EMT/paramedic. I’m not a chad, I’d say telling girls what I do fascinates them for 5 mins and then they forgetWhat do you for work op? Is it easier to be successful as a Chad?
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06-04-2023, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
Most are average and can looksmax. Get a good wardrobe and a sense of style. +1 point. Having charisma and a sense of humor +1 point etc.Most people are not ugly and just need to socialise a lot more.
Genuinely ugly people need to invest some time and effort into not being ugly.
Genuinely ugly people need to invest some time and effort into not being ugly.
My fits on the weekends alone get me approaches when im just out shopping which turns into "oh you smell really nice what cologne is that etc"
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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Did your boys got laid too? IMO that makes the trip 10x better.
When you are the only one of the group to smash kind of takes a bit away from it IMO. May as well have smashed some tinder sloots.
Nothing beats high-fiving your bro the morning after you both got laid , no homo
When you are the only one of the group to smash kind of takes a bit away from it IMO. May as well have smashed some tinder sloots.
Nothing beats high-fiving your bro the morning after you both got laid , no homo
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Yeh bro, I just went with one other mate, I posted what happened with him on like page 2/3, he had a threesome with 2 German girlsDid your boys got laid too? IMO that makes the trip 10x better.
When you are the only one of the group to smash kind of takes a bit away from it IMO. May as well have smashed some tinder sloots.
Nothing beats high-fiving your bro the morning after you both got laid , no homo
When you are the only one of the group to smash kind of takes a bit away from it IMO. May as well have smashed some tinder sloots.
Nothing beats high-fiving your bro the morning after you both got laid , no homo
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[QUOTE=Matty5RA post_id=1683930773][img]https://i.ibb.co/NsxJXYX/IMG-2140.png[img]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/KsvssCk/IMG-2141.png[img][/QUOTE]What is up with her midsection srs. I can't get over how off this looks. either way GJDM
[img]https://i.ibb.co/KsvssCk/IMG-2141.png[img][/QUOTE]What is up with her midsection srs. I can't get over how off this looks. either way GJDM
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Originally Posted By DannStark⏩
My height is 6’1, my income isn’t anything to write home about, I put in £45k to my accountant last year and paid £5k in tax. My outgoings are very low, my car is paid off cash, I rent a small place that I pay £155 month for, all bills included srs. Have £65k savings now. No debt. I only work approximately for 9.5 months (3/4 shifts a week on days that I choose). Accumulatively I have about 2/3 months off a year for holidays.What's your height and yearly income?
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
are you on dat dere aventus creed time? my local nordstroms wont even let you smell it cuz its so expensive.which turns into "oh you smell really nice what cologne is that etc"
if not what cologne do you wear?
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Seems easy because they were all foreign. Still takes conversational skills nonetheless. What's also funny is Nonsense made a thread talking bad about tavelcels and here you are smashing glow materialNo no apps, all in person.
Aussie girl: caught me talking to my friend while watching Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, turned around and said she loves an English accent. Proceeded to tell me that her type was tall, English with a northern accent, dark hair. I lied and said mine was a blonde Aussie. She came back to mine from there.
English girl: so my pal knew quite a lot of people there as he’s constantly out clubbing back home. He knew one girl who was there with the blonde one and some gay guy. We went to ocean beach, the five of us. While laid on the bed there, I was chatting to the blonde and we were asking each other, what our types were, if we were single etc. Told her I wanted to grab drinks with her when we were back home. Went to a club called Pacha together that night, got more intimate. She was already staying at the same apartment as me and my mate so this was easy. We left before the others so we had an apartment to ourselves for a bit until the others came back. We’re actually going on an hike together in a few weeks.
German girl: met in Amnesia, asked her to take a picture of my mate and I (always do this with a girl I want to talk to to work an angle without coming off as a creep), asked if she wanted one, told her I take amazing pictures. I jestermaxxed slightly by putting these lights things on the bottom of their drinks bottle so that they lit up, she didn’t actually know how to speak much English, but knew how to write/read it. Got her number and text her while stood next to her saying that I think we should fuk. That was that lol.
Aussie girl: caught me talking to my friend while watching Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, turned around and said she loves an English accent. Proceeded to tell me that her type was tall, English with a northern accent, dark hair. I lied and said mine was a blonde Aussie. She came back to mine from there.
English girl: so my pal knew quite a lot of people there as he’s constantly out clubbing back home. He knew one girl who was there with the blonde one and some gay guy. We went to ocean beach, the five of us. While laid on the bed there, I was chatting to the blonde and we were asking each other, what our types were, if we were single etc. Told her I wanted to grab drinks with her when we were back home. Went to a club called Pacha together that night, got more intimate. She was already staying at the same apartment as me and my mate so this was easy. We left before the others so we had an apartment to ourselves for a bit until the others came back. We’re actually going on an hike together in a few weeks.
German girl: met in Amnesia, asked her to take a picture of my mate and I (always do this with a girl I want to talk to to work an angle without coming off as a creep), asked if she wanted one, told her I take amazing pictures. I jestermaxxed slightly by putting these lights things on the bottom of their drinks bottle so that they lit up, she didn’t actually know how to speak much English, but knew how to write/read it. Got her number and text her while stood next to her saying that I think we should fuk. That was that lol.
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How much did you end of paying for thr entire trip? Flight outta Chicago is around $1500, 14 hours. I'm probably looking at $5k for 4 days, idk.
I've never been anywhere and need to change that.
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First girl is by far the cutest from the waist up. But has the refrigerator low waist, hips, butt, legs look.
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Damn son, this is the big difference with us Americans. Companies start you off with 2 measly weeks, only goes up 3 years at a time.My height is 6’1, my income isn’t anything to write home about, I put in £45k to my accountant last year and paid £5k in tax. My outgoings are very low, my car is paid off cash, I rent a small place that I pay £155 month for, all bills included srs. Have £65k savings now. No debt. I only work approximately for 9.5 months (3/4 shifts a week on days that I choose). Accumulatively I have about 2/3 months off a year for holidays.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Anywhere at all? wtf. Could always start closer for real cheap. Vegas, Cabo, Punta Cana, Cancun, etc.I've never been anywhere and need to change that.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
I paid £223 for the flights (these change so fuking much, for example, the same days in 3 weeks time is £96, so I’m going back)Seems easy because they were all foreign. Still takes conversational skills nonetheless. What's also funny is Nonsense made a thread talking bad about tavelcels and here you are smashing glow material
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1683879423
How much did you end of paying for thr entire trip? Flight outta Chicago is around $1500, 14 hours. I'm probably looking at $5k for 4 days, idk.
I've never been anywhere and need to change that.
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1683879423
How much did you end of paying for thr entire trip? Flight outta Chicago is around $1500, 14 hours. I'm probably looking at $5k for 4 days, idk.
I've never been anywhere and need to change that.
Hotel was £197 each.
Ushuaïa ticket was €100 euro, Pacha was €70, Amnesia was €77
Went to a place called Eden and got a VIP table, had a group of 9 and split 2 bottles of Belvedere which was £800/9.
Ocean Beach was £139 each for a bed and food/drinks
Went to Nobu restaurant and spent €120
Other meals/drinks probs about €50-€100
Taxis about €60
Lmao I didn’t even want to think about how much I spent, but looking back, quite a bit.
Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Sorry I should have clarified more, I’m self employed, so I don’t have to request holiday, I simply don’t book shifts on days I don’t want to work. So from 2nd July - 11th August, I’m not working as I have 4 holidays back to backDamn son, this is the big difference with us Americans. Companies start you off with 2 measly weeks, only goes up 3 years at a time.
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Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
Nope, was too poverty and incel shut in.Anywhere at all? wtf. Could always start closer for real cheap. Vegas, Cabo, Punta Cana, Cancun, etc.
I'm almost, probably to old for those spots. Definitely need to do the states first though. Then I'll venture into Colombia, Mexico City, etc.
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I don't think people comprehend how impressive OP is srs
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Self employed, nice. Motivation for me to try self employment.I paid £223 for the flights (these change so fuking much, for example, the same days in 3 weeks time is £96, so I’m going back)
Hotel was £197 each.
Ushuaïa ticket was €100 euro, Pacha was €70, Amnesia was €77
Went to a place called Eden and got a VIP table, had a group of 9 and split 2 bottles of Belvedere which was £800/9.
Ocean Beach was £139 each for a bed and food/drinks
Went to Nobu restaurant and spent €120
Other meals/drinks probs about €50-€100
Taxis about €60
Lmao I didn’t even want to think about how much I spent, but looking back, quite a bit.
Sorry I should have clarified more, I’m self employed, so I don’t have to request holiday, I simply don’t book shifts on days I don’t want to work. So from 2nd July - 11th August, I’m not working as I have 4 holidays back to back
Hotel was £197 each.
Ushuaïa ticket was €100 euro, Pacha was €70, Amnesia was €77
Went to a place called Eden and got a VIP table, had a group of 9 and split 2 bottles of Belvedere which was £800/9.
Ocean Beach was £139 each for a bed and food/drinks
Went to Nobu restaurant and spent €120
Other meals/drinks probs about €50-€100
Taxis about €60
Lmao I didn’t even want to think about how much I spent, but looking back, quite a bit.
Sorry I should have clarified more, I’m self employed, so I don’t have to request holiday, I simply don’t book shifts on days I don’t want to work. So from 2nd July - 11th August, I’m not working as I have 4 holidays back to back
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
Again, he was in a foreign place with foreign sloots. Not trying to take away from him, as guys still struggle overseas. But any guy with decent convo skills would have gotten some sloots in a place like that. Helps if you look good too.I don't think people comprehend how impressive OP is srs
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
America really ain't easy in your same ole settings, so guys will struggle. Maybe if they went to an American party destination.
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