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post 1685158323 06-23-2023, 11:20 AM
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Would you be content in marrying this if you were Jeff Bezos?















Only way this old sloot has a leg up over young girls is if her dick sucking skills are so legendary, she put a spell on him. I mean, if you are going to marry a gold digging sloot, might as well HBB max.
post 1685158463 06-23-2023, 11:21 AM
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post 1685158613 06-23-2023, 11:24 AM
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I'm just curious how he's not bored of her yet and they act like they're in the infatuation stage still. They've been fuking for years.
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post 1685158983 06-23-2023, 11:29 AM
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He’s short, not good looking and bald. He doesn’t have many options despite being a billionaire.

His first wife was a nice, sweet looking woman that deserves better than him.

This new girlfriend uses him for money and he is fine with it cause he wouldn’t be able to get any better than her.

The new girlfriend also has an American football player ex husband that he has to be friends with as well.

Money doesn’t matter if you’re short, bald and below average looking.
post 1685159363 06-23-2023, 11:36 AM
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Looks >>>>>> money


I remember Rogan was having an argument with some 14 yo kid and told that kid that he would steal any girl he has. He’s lying to himself of course.


The truth is Rogan himself is a betabuxx cuck to a mud shark single mom



When ur bald and short even with billions you can’t get hbb wife.
post 1685159523 06-23-2023, 11:39 AM
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If I were Jeff, I'd be happy as hell. He's retired and wants to live life, and she's helping him do it.

You know that pussy is fantastic.
post 1685159553 06-23-2023, 11:39 AM
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Jeff dun goofed srs
post 1685159573 06-23-2023, 11:39 AM
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Looks like bolobrah with a wig.

No thanks jeff
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post 1685159833 06-23-2023, 11:44 AM
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Looks like a walking botox receptacle.
post 1685160593 06-23-2023, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SEVIN123
He’s short, not good looking and bald. He doesn’t have many options despite being a billionaire.

His first wife was a nice, sweet looking woman that deserves better than him.

This new girlfriend uses him for money and he is fine with it cause he wouldn’t be able to get any better than her.

The new girlfriend also has an American football player ex husband that he has to be friends with as well.

Money doesn’t matter if you’re short, bald and below average looking.
He could easily go into some camgirls room right now, drop a bunch of tokens on her and get a sugar baby hotter and younger than this sloot.



post 1685160753 06-23-2023, 11:56 AM
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Marrying wouldn't be in my vocab if I was Bezos. I thought he was smarter than that but he's an absolute idiot for ringing that schit.
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post 1685160963 06-23-2023, 12:00 PM
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The ONLY way I'd marry anyone as Jeff bezos is if I'm prepared to marry 12 women and they all live together and f*ck eachother and worship me like a god.

Im joking.

They would have to be more like employed servants.

I'd probably even interview women who want to be my wife

And I'd have different harems set up in different countries.
post 1685161083 06-23-2023, 12:02 PM
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If I was Jeff I wouldn't be marrying a thing
post 1685161273 06-23-2023, 12:03 PM
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She's hot for her age, mogging 99% of women in her demographic.

No idea why he would bother with marriage and not just keep her as a girlfriend.

Remember that even though he's rich, he's probably still a nerdy simp for a hot woman and she likely performs like a porn star in bed.
post 1685161563 06-23-2023, 12:08 PM
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What the fuk are those lips though
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1685161723 06-23-2023, 12:10 PM
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probably, when you're that rich who gives a ****. fuk who you wanna fuk
post 1685161733 06-23-2023, 12:10 PM
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Just LULz at the incels here judging and thinking being top billionaire he marries her for pussy or that it's the only vaj he is/will be smashing.


There are dudes in the misc that have a wife or long-term gf making regular wages that have a young willing sloot on the side.


Now imagine unlimited supply of money, I guarantee you that his wife knows, watches and/or helps. She is the cuck.
post 1685161833 06-23-2023, 12:12 PM
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What if I told men have banged fat sloppy women with dents in their legs for free?
post 1685162023 06-23-2023, 12:15 PM
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[QUOTE=Thequerypolice post_id=1685160593]He could easily go into some camgirls room right now, drop a bunch of tokens on her and get a sugar baby hotter and younger than this sloot.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/hCTDokW.jpg[img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/TRfBdMZ.jpg[img][/QUOTE]What makes you think he doesn't? Lets not pretend like Bezos doesn't have the ability to bang 10/10s every single day of the week. Just because he's not advertising it or public with his conquests doesn't mean its not happening. I think a lot of low tier guys lose sight of the fact that wealthy men are typically slaying younger sugar babies on the side. Their wife isn't necessarily the woman they have the most sex with.


Lauren's body is bangin for her age and she's most likely tolerable for him to be around and they enjoy each others company. That sort of thing is extremely important for a long term relationship.

She gets a lot of hate on here. But I'll wager at least 95% of miscers won't have a woman that looks as good as Lauren when they are 50 year old men or older.
post 1685162043 06-23-2023, 12:15 PM
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When I was a kid, I had a little bit of a crush on her when she was a news anchor. She was way younger back then. Right after watching WWF Smackdown, the news on UPN was next and she was the anchor.
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Originally Posted By Goat_187
Just LULz at the incels here judging and thinking being top billionaire he marries her for pussy or that it's the only vaj he is/will be smashing.


There are dudes in the misc that have a wife or long-term gf making regular wages that have a young willing sloot on the side.


Now imagine unlimited supply of money, I guarantee you that his wife knows, watches and/or helps. She is the cuck.
This is a fantasy dreamed up by a cuckold
post 1685162973 06-23-2023, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Thequerypolice
He could easily go into some camgirls room right now, drop a bunch of tokens on her and get a sugar baby hotter and younger than this sloot.



Why would you bother paying for a camgirl or a sugar baby?

He can bang a thousand dollar an hour escort every night of the year and it would be like you or me buying a morning coffee.
post 1685165653 06-23-2023, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
Why would you bother paying for a camgirl or a sugar baby?

He can bang a thousand dollar an hour escort every night of the year and it would be like you or me buying a morning coffee.
Someone made a claim previously that Jefff would unable to score any better due to his physical looks. I was giving an example of how easily it is for him to get a hotter woman than his wife above.
post 1685165763 06-23-2023, 01:25 PM
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i mean if she was letting me use her mouth as a toilet on the regular i suppose
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sure why not, he's at zero phucks given stage
post 1685165933 06-23-2023, 01:29 PM
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Oh hey it's this thread again. I would imagine once you reach a certain point in life with regards to age, money, status, wisdom, etc. your sensibilities change. Guaranteed Jeff Bezos has a strong aversion to the typical gold digging 18-22 year old dumbass sluts banging on his door. Chances are he probably has some security detail to keep those whores away from him when in public. He likely wanted to be with someone who fits his lifestyle and this cosmetic surgery skank fits the bill -- she can be part of the lifestyle and not be such a leech. She probably spends all kinds of money on vagina-tightening procedures, too.

Considering his ex-wife has already been re-married and divorced AGAIN, I'd say Jeff Bezos must be making some right moves here.
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You guys gotta be naive to think she don't let him bang other girls. She probably sets it up and gets in on it. Plus, she probably knows all his kinks and will do anything he wants.
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Originally Posted By SEVIN123
He’s short, not good looking and bald. He doesn’t have many options despite being a billionaire.

His first wife was a nice, sweet looking woman that deserves better than him.

This new girlfriend uses him for money and he is fine with it cause he wouldn’t be able to get any better than her.

The new girlfriend also has an American football player ex husband that he has to be friends with as well.

Money doesn’t matter if you’re short, bald and below average looking.
Cope. With that level of money he could do incredibly ostentatious status displays. Hire people to pretend to be killed by him to show off his violencemaxxing. Pay people off to be nice to him and kiss his ass.

Looks do not matter nearly as much as any of that. And he's not even disfigured or fat. The guy is clearly fukked in the head and is humiliating his old wife (who was cuter and the mother of his children) by not banging something younger hotter and tighter. If you're going to cheat on your wife, the other woman needs to be way hotter than her so she has something to compare herself to.
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You can bet they do all kinds of absolute degen chit together.

I'm talking drug fueled orgies with 10/10 Icelandic siamese twin prostitutes while she records him with a 1998 handicam and shoves specially trained portuguese AI enhanced gmo albino gerbils up his ass

Jelly as fuk ngl
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