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post 1693809453 11-23-2023, 06:47 AM
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Mafia not letting wives give blow jobs? Reps

I vaguely remember hearing when I was young that men in the mafia didn't left their wives give them blow jobs.

Something about it being disrespectful to the mother of their kids?

Was this accurate?
post 1693809513 11-23-2023, 06:49 AM
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post 1693809553 11-23-2023, 06:50 AM
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Isnt that from Analyze that!

A comedy movie
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post 1693809603 11-23-2023, 06:51 AM
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Have kids with the side piece then. If I have to be around a sloot most of my life, those nuts gonna be on that chin frequently. Srs, vry srs.
post 1693809663 11-23-2023, 06:52 AM
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damn mafia sounds gay af cuz
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post 1693809683 11-23-2023, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Isnt that from Analyze that!

A comedy movie
Oh lol, thats probably where i remember it from.

Might not be true then
post 1693809743 11-23-2023, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Isnt that from Analyze that!

A comedy movie
x2 I remember the scene where Robert Deniero was looking at Billy Crystal with disgust at the suggestion of being faithful and exploring sexual fantasies with just his wife.
Deniero's line: You want me to do what with my wife? You want me to do what to her mouth? The same mouth she kisses my kids with?! What are you sick??
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post 1693810153 11-23-2023, 07:05 AM
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Can confirm. I don't let my wife give me a BJ but I demand the other guy's wife to blow me.

If they don't, they get whacked...that includes the women to.
post 1693810253 11-23-2023, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
We don't want them kissing our children with that same mouth or receiving the sacrament on that same tongue. There's a very legitimate reason for it.
But being a piece of shyt criminal is fine. Lol at "italians".
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1693810313 11-23-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
But being a piece of shyt criminal is fine. Lol at "italians".
somebody tell him
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post 1693810333 11-23-2023, 07:10 AM
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It actually originates with religion, as sodomy is a sin. A lot of people forget blowjobs are sodomy too. However, with them being mafia, they're a walking contradiction since they make a living committing crimes. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1693810353 11-23-2023, 07:11 AM
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Strong cope for the fact they don't give head after wedding day.

Besides, that's what their girlfriend is for.
post 1693810583 11-23-2023, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
But being a piece of shyt criminal is fine. Lol at "italians".
Laws are written and often enforced by the biggest criminals going around. Keep doing what they tell you.
post 1693810613 11-23-2023, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I agree, I don't like that criminal chit. The sentiment isn't mafia specific, it's a thing with Italians in general.

Wouldn't expect a half breed to understand though. Your values are as muddled as your blood. Back into your corner, dog.
Aren't Italians the blacks of white people?
post 1693810713 11-23-2023, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
We don't want them kissing our children with that same mouth or receiving the sacrament on that same tongue. There's a very legitimate reason for it.
Whats this "we" ****? You're claiming you're in the mafia?
post 1693810763 11-23-2023, 07:21 AM
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You watch too many movies OP.
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post 1693810813 11-23-2023, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I agree, I don't like that criminal chit. The sentiment isn't mafia specific, it's a thing with Italians in general.

Wouldn't expect a half breed to understand though. Your values are as muddled as your blood. Back into your corner, dog.
So it's regular boring, missionary position sex? No oral on the wife, no oral for the husband, I'm sure butt sex is a no go.....
post 1693810853 11-23-2023, 07:23 AM
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Pretty sure the truth is going down on girls is frowned upon by Italian mob and the movie is making fun of that by flipping it around.
post 1693810903 11-23-2023, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
But being a piece of shyt criminal is fine. Lol at "italians".
I remember in the 90s, how every single Italian I knew claimed to have family members in the mob, because of how glorified they were in Hollywood......
post 1693811193 11-23-2023, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I agree, I don't like that criminal chit. The sentiment isn't mafia specific, it's a thing with Italians in general.

Wouldn't expect a half breed to understand though. Your values are as muddled as your blood. Back into your corner, dog.
Son. I hate to break this to you but you're at least as black as I am. In fact your skin is darker than mine. And I've seen your face, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some Jew mixed in there as well with that big ass nose.

Lol at Italians, AKA north eastern Africans.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
So it's regular boring, missionary position sex? No oral on the wife, no oral for the husband, I'm sure butt sex is a no go.....
But cheating on your wife is also OK. In addition to being a criminal that exploits your own people. Lol.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1693811623 11-23-2023, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
Didn't read, dog.


Just to break it down.

This guy thinks he's in the mafia.

This guy says it's disrespectful to get a BJ from your wife. But cheating on her is fine, and being a criminal is also fine.

He calls others halfbreed while the Italians are literally part black.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1693812703 11-23-2023, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
It actually originates with religion, as sodomy is a sin. A lot of people forget blowjobs are sodomy too. However, with them being mafia, they're a walking contradiction since they make a living committing crimes. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
Well sins aren’t all created equal.
post 1693812763 11-23-2023, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
Well sins aren’t all created equal.
The Bible literally says all sins carry the same weight.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1693812883 11-23-2023, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
It actually originates with religion, as sodomy is a sin. A lot of people forget blowjobs are sodomy too. However, with them being mafia, they're a walking contradiction since they make a living committing crimes. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
You know I reread sodom and gommorah at various times in my life. And I can’t help but think we had some retard try and interpret and draw meaning from sodomy.

Like the message I get out of that is, only think about sexual thoughts with your wife, don’t lust after becoming a huge degen, or you will end up salty and bitter. I never see where the angel is like “ayyy boyo also if you put it in your wife’s pooper or she blows you that’s bad too”

Seems to be more about wanton sex with the whole town and orgie type life being vilified.
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Janice Soparano gave blowjobs under the boardwalk. And she came in second place only to a german shepards shaved arsehole
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The Bible literally says all sins carry the same weight.
Lol so sodomy and lying are treated the same? Strong religion lmao.
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analyze this? that's a fukin movie
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I agree, I don't like that criminal chit. The sentiment isn't mafia specific, it's a thing with Italians in general.

Wouldn't expect a half breed to understand though. Your values are as muddled as your blood. Back into your corner, dog.
Grandfather came over from Italy in the 30s - i never heard anything like this. And frankly I think it's ridiculous
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