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Its absolutely blows my mind that fireworks are still a thing
12-31-2023, 10:08 PM
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Its absolutely blows my mind that fireworks are still a thing
Pollutes the air, pollutes the ground with a mess that the poor people who buy them will never pick up. It lands on cars, it lands on houses. It makes fire departments sirens go off to save your stupid ass. It makes dogs scared, it makes cats scared, it makes war veterans have PTSD of their memeories of invading countries based on false flag agendas and how they were pawns in them unknowingly cause they were stupid to sign up because der mass weapons of destruction. Boom goes the fire work durrr
Fireworks are fuking stupid.
Fireworks are fuking stupid.
12-31-2023, 10:12 PM
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I think they are stupid "ohh pretty lights and goes bang" low IQ
12-31-2023, 10:13 PM
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Yeah, people who buy fireworks seem to be similar to people who own pitbulls.
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12-31-2023, 10:14 PM
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Firework go bang
12-31-2023, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
I absolutely love them, always have and always will. 6 figures, Masters Degree.adults who get into fireworks and pop them all night are 100% low IQ/low income.
Just the smell of gunpowder and the whistle of a bottle rocket shooting up gets me rock hard.
When I retire I might look into being a pyrotechnician, would love to launch me some big boys.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
12-31-2023, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Bando⏩
Will you pick every single piece off the ground after you blow them up? Will you reimburse all the car and home owners after you destroy their property with explosives. Of course not, You should be in jail getting 3 free meals a day and rent free accommodation.I absolutely love them, always have and always will. 6 figures, Masters Degree.
Just the smell of gunpowder and the whistle of a bottle rocket shooting up gets me rock hard.
When I retire I might look into being a pyrotechnician, would love to launch me some big boys.
Just the smell of gunpowder and the whistle of a bottle rocket shooting up gets me rock hard.
When I retire I might look into being a pyrotechnician, would love to launch me some big boys.
12-31-2023, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
But we were the good guys broMy grandmother was a little girl in Germany, apparently she witnessed or heard bombs or air raids. She still to this day cannot stand hearing fireworks.
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12-31-2023, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
No wonder they are resorting to filling the ranks with sloots after the amount of males who have turned out to be incapable of the pressure or combatit makes war veterans have PTSD of their memeories
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12-31-2023, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
this. definitely low IQ move, especially to crowd with thousands of othersI think they are stupid "ohh pretty lights and goes bang" low IQ
and yet they are the ones who complain about pollution
12-31-2023, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
I'm not an idiot, I don't shoot them off in a city. Got a spot back off the road 300 yards that shoots over a field.Will you pick every single piece off the ground after you blow them up? Will you reimburse all the car and home owners after you destroy their property with explosives. Of course not, You should be in jail getting 3 free meals a day and rent free accommodation.
Shouldn't be anything falling to the ground lol. They self incinerate by design.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
12-31-2023, 10:58 PM
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You forgot they expensive as fuk
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
Send me money for my kids or I will neg you
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Haven't shot them off since the kids grew up, but yes, we always got the brooms or leaf blowers out after we finished. Never set a roof or car on fire.Will you pick every single piece off the ground after you blow them up? Will you reimburse all the car and home owners after you destroy their property with explosives. Of course not, You should be in jail getting 3 free meals a day and rent free accommodation.
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12-31-2023, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By singlemom69⏩
I have a tiny little lake property, like the section 8 of lake access.You forgot they expensive as fuk
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
This guy across the lake and a mile down blows off like a grand a night in fireworks. This is my dream.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
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Originally Posted By singlemom69⏩
you know how i know your poor?You forgot they expensive as fuk
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
Brb blowing up $500 in 30min
No thx Jeffrey
your user name
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Fun and magical for children but that's it.
Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
lmao. I went to bed at 9 and was woken up by some at 10 and had legit forgotten it was new years eve (srs)Woke me up at midnight.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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One of the lowest IQ activities that there is. The more excited someone gets about them the lower you know their IQ is. The correlation is so strong it's mind blowing.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Strong username to thread topicFun and magical for children but that's it.
lmao. I went to bed at 9 and was woken up by some at 10 and had legit forgotten it was new years eve (srs)
lmao. I went to bed at 9 and was woken up by some at 10 and had legit forgotten it was new years eve (srs)
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
damn you're rightStrong username to thread topic
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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