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01-11-2024, 07:26 AM
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Mirin' stamina, OP. I'm out cold by 9:30pm lol.
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01-11-2024, 07:29 AM
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why does she text like the wh0res ibby fuks?
money, cars, clothes and hoes is all a miscer knows
01-11-2024, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By viccruise420⏩
Maybe she is one but OP mogs so hard he's able to get a free shag out of her.why does she text like the wh0res ibby fuks?
Did you eat her booty, OP?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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01-11-2024, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Get your hands off your dicks and start connecting the dots.
I thought he was legit with since he took a pic of the girl with this tat arm, but she could have been someone paid as well.
Get your hands off your dicks and start connecting the dots.
You never know unless you're actually in the room with the person.
But at the end of the day it's all for the lulz.
01-11-2024, 08:53 AM
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Op seems to like random one night stands...to each their own. Like nothing ever carries over, he's on to the next.
I prefer a girl you see regularly for a long period of time ( been seeing one 5 months now , she usually spends a few nights each week at my place ) and ofcourse I've got a side chick or 2 as well
The random one night stands with whores like that wouldnt be my thing
I prefer a girl you see regularly for a long period of time ( been seeing one 5 months now , she usually spends a few nights each week at my place ) and ofcourse I've got a side chick or 2 as well
The random one night stands with whores like that wouldnt be my thing
01-11-2024, 08:53 AM
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I did not think this would be the girl Misc think I’d be frauding with lol. Nonetheless, I’ve posted proof countless times and taken spoon pics before. I’d also never pay to smash any girl, fuk that, for me sex is about the girl wanting you to fuk her.
This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


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01-11-2024, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Hope you wrapped up. Imagine the body count of that whoreI did not think this would be the girl Misc think I’d be frauding with lol. Nonetheless, I’ve posted proof countless times and taken spoon pics before. I’d also never pay to smash any girl, fuk that, for me sex is about the girl wanting you to fuk her.
This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


01-11-2024, 09:01 AM
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Still she could be a hooker. We could even be in the room and miss a cash transaction.
No one with a face like that plus a waist/hip ratio like that is on a dating app unless she's selling it.
Plus if she's a cop she's around a ton of Chads so she doesn't need to go on a dating app.
No one with a face like that plus a waist/hip ratio like that is on a dating app unless she's selling it.
Plus if she's a cop she's around a ton of Chads so she doesn't need to go on a dating app.
01-11-2024, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Imagine you, of all people, calling me dense simply because i don't agree with OP being a fraud...deep in your soul you know i'm not remotely close to dense, so why even say it? If i'm dense then what exactly are you?I can’t believe you’re that dense. Well, you do think SS is an Indian so….Sigh.
Mattys proved himself time and time again, but at the slightest sign of anything you're all calling him a fraud... that says a lot more about you, and your resentful soul than it does about Matty, or me being ''dense''. I'm not 100% sure anybody on here is legit, but given he's proven himself time and time again it shouldn't be automatically assumed he's a fraud at the slightest provocation.
The man posts further proof and you're like 'b..b..but it could still be fake'.. he's posted more 'proof' of his smashes than you have of your 'chads' (i.e actual spoon pics). Cope harder. You also have absolutely no idea how dating dynamics work in UK, sloots like this are all over dating apps. Most sloots are on dating apps, yet you presume to know everything.
you're just an upset, used up, resentful old nutcase who's seething seeing a young chad making it. Get over yourself you pathetic old hag.
01-11-2024, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Safe to say, no one here is getting more higher quality smashes than this kid?Was coming towards the end of my shift tonight (on a 1pm-1am) and some girl who I’ve had on my insta for a few weeks and lives close by asked if I was free tonight, I told her I was working and she said come over when I’ve finished work.
The time is currently 1am here so I’m just on the way back to base now, will be going home, quick shower, freshen up and head to hers for about 2.30am, I’m not working until 3pm tomorrow so I can get some decent sleep in too. This will be smash number 4 for the year, so a decent pace so far.





The time is currently 1am here so I’m just on the way back to base now, will be going home, quick shower, freshen up and head to hers for about 2.30am, I’m not working until 3pm tomorrow so I can get some decent sleep in too. This will be smash number 4 for the year, so a decent pace so far.





01-11-2024, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Yeah I doubt op is the type of guy who has to go around buying p*ssy.Still she could be a hooker. We could even be in the room and miss a cash transaction.
No one with a face like that plus a waist/hip ratio like that is on a dating app unless she's selling it.
Plus if she's a cop she's around a ton of Chads so she doesn't need to go on a dating app.
No one with a face like that plus a waist/hip ratio like that is on a dating app unless she's selling it.
Plus if she's a cop she's around a ton of Chads so she doesn't need to go on a dating app.
Her hip to wast ratio is completely irrelevant to her status as a whore or not . She's a whore, she just doesn't get paid for evidently by op post above ^
01-11-2024, 09:17 AM
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On spread, OP. GJDM.
01-11-2024, 09:18 AM
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01-11-2024, 09:30 AM
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Damn that chits wild. I understand life of chad is having girls invite you over first date to just come and smash. But girl being willing to wait until like 2AM for you to come over is next level.
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01-11-2024, 09:35 AM
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01-11-2024, 09:53 AM
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Expected a 4 sum with these bad buns
Leaving disappointed
Negged

Leaving disappointed
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01-11-2024, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
She 100% got turned out by the whole department. But repped anyway for not fraudingI did not think this would be the girl Misc think I’d be frauding with lol. Nonetheless, I’ve posted proof countless times and taken spoon pics before. I’d also never pay to smash any girl, fuk that, for me sex is about the girl wanting you to fuk her.
This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


This girl was actually a Hinge match from months ago:


She’s a police officer so we’ve been super straight and direct with each other, I feel our jobs make it that way.
Anyway I got there and 2 of her other female police colleagues was at hers, so we all chilled for a little bit. Eventually they left at about 4.30am and then me and OP girl went to bed. Wow she was filth, wanted me to spit in her mouth and allsorts. Ended up bruising her lip quite bad. Smashed her last night and again before I left to come back and get ready for work.


01-11-2024, 10:05 AM
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01-11-2024, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
To each their own. It ain't my type . Would prefer a studious asian girl over them any day. Op would probably tell me I'm nuts tho lolbrah you call this high quality? these chicks look like strippers
just lmfao
just lmfao
01-11-2024, 10:08 AM
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01-11-2024, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
No dates at all, just went directly to her houseDid she rinse out Tyrone's load from inside her after their lunch date?
Or is she going on dinner date with you directly?
Or is she going on dinner date with you directly?
Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
The other 2 wasn’t anything special, did not want to bang.Expected a 4 sum with these bad buns
Leaving disappointed
Negged

Leaving disappointed
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Get your hands off your dicks and start connecting the dots.
That was sapdori(I was the one who outed him).
Get your hands off your dicks and start connecting the dots.
I think op is legit. Although anytime he posts a thread I already know what the girl will look like. Definitely has a one night stand type.
01-11-2024, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
People should be honest and not make Ibby feel bad.Yeah I doubt op is the type of guy who has to go around buying p*ssy.
Her hip to wast ratio is completely irrelevant to her status as a whore or not . She's a whore, she just doesn't get paid for evidently by op post above ^
Her hip to wast ratio is completely irrelevant to her status as a whore or not . She's a whore, she just doesn't get paid for evidently by op post above ^
01-11-2024, 11:58 AM
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lol brah thats an escort.
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