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post 1698113963 02-20-2024, 07:52 AM
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Uneventful night at the bar with some boyos
Went for 1 last drink before leaving to get food and Uber
Start speaking to some girl who likes my tattoo
Find out she's a History professor
Also reveals she's newly single in the last 2 weeks
Get to making out
Uber back to her place where we do sexy times
Scratched the fuk out of my back while going to town and biting on them milk trucks
Have a bit of flirty pillow talk after, call her a PILF (professor I'd like to fuk)
Spoon all morning and hangover cuddles till 9 am
Ask if she wants to give number during my exit
Says she wants to stay "mysterious"
Okay.jpg
Get Uber home and die in bed for 5 hours
Unleash the numerous beer chits I was holding in

Poverty reps ITT for ending a 2 month spell
post 1698114053 02-20-2024, 07:55 AM
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Mysterious = married.



You just cucked some beta high school biology teacher. Srs, vry srs. Das it.
post 1698114133 02-20-2024, 07:57 AM
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post 1698114253 02-20-2024, 08:00 AM
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Lol didn't give number cuz your dick small dude
post 1698114393 02-20-2024, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Lol didn't give number cuz your dick small dude
Yeah imagine staying a night at a girl's house offer your # on the way out and she says that


Brutal lol
post 1698114473 02-20-2024, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Mysterious = married.



You just cucked some beta high school biology teacher. Srs, vry srs. Das it.
Nah, no wedding ring and she was only 23
post 1698114503 02-20-2024, 08:06 AM
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Damn I dont think I ever not gotten the number first or her offering

I’ll play devil’s advocate and say she didnt want to give you the number because she doesnt want you around her social media
post 1698114573 02-20-2024, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Lol didn't give number cuz your dick small dude
I'm no ProudManlet but it gets the job done

Strong tongue and finger technique more important to get it flowing down there before going in srs
post 1698114673 02-20-2024, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By OdalfHilter⏩
Uneventful night at the bar with some boyos
Went for 1 last drink before leaving to get food and Uber
Start speaking to some girl who likes my tattoo
Find out she's a History professor
Also reveals she's newly single in the last 2 weeks
Get to making out
Uber back to her place where we do sexy times
Scratched the fuk out of my back while going to town and biting on them milk trucks
Have a bit of flirty pillow talk after, call her a PILF (professor I'd like to fuk)
Spoon all morning and hangover cuddles till 9 am
Ask if she wants to give number during my exit
Says she wants to stay "mysterious"
Okay.jpg
Get Uber home and die in bed for 5 hours
Unleash the numerous beer chits I was holding in

Poverty reps ITT for ending a 2 month spell
This is just sad

She was probably lying there all morning wondering if or when you were gonna fuk off
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post 1698114743 02-20-2024, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
This is just sad

She was probably lying there all morning wondering if or when you were gonna fuk off
Really? Lmaoo

Maybe she was just polite then, I feel like if I wanted a woman to fuk off I wouldn't get back into bed with them and start cuddling again after waking up to get a glass of water
post 1698114843 02-20-2024, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By OdalfHilter⏩
Uneventful night at the bar with some boyos
Went for 1 last drink before leaving to get food and Uber
Start speaking to some girl who likes my tattoo
Find out she's a History professor
Also reveals she's newly single in the last 2 weeks
Get to making out
Uber back to her place where we do sexy times
Scratched the fuk out of my back while going to town and biting on them milk trucks
Have a bit of flirty pillow talk after, call her a PILF (professor I'd like to fuk)
Spoon all morning and hangover cuddles till 9 am
Ask if she wants to give number during my exit
Says she wants to stay "mysterious"
Okay.jpg
Get Uber home and die in bed for 5 hours
Unleash the numerous beer chits I was holding in

Poverty reps ITT for ending a 2 month spell
Did you wake up from this dream with a full blown boner?
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post 1698115323 02-20-2024, 08:25 AM
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Lol know that feel.
Brb defiled a sloots holes all Night after club.
Wake up next morning & she wants you gone.
«I have family coming over»
No Ask for # or Snapchat.

Im my estimation that just means you got the sloot out of her element Making her make the wrong decisions which she now regrets.
I take that as a W because it means you got to fuk.

Obviously If that happens every single time you fuk girls you have issues you need to sort out but once in a while is normal even for brahs that have most sloots fall in love with them.
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post 1698115733 02-20-2024, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Lol know that feel.
Brb defiled a sloots holes all Night after club.
Wake up next morning & she wants you gone.
«I have family coming over»
No Ask for # or Snapchat.

Im my estimation that just means you got the sloot out of her element Making her make the wrong decisions which she now regrets.
I take that as a W because it means you got to fuk.

Obviously If that happens every single time you fuk girls you have issues you need to sort out but once in a while is normal even for brahs that have most sloots fall in love with them.
It was sorta weird like hot/cold vibe at the end when she decided to not give me the #

I've had hook ups where I felt way too drunk and my dink is turning on/off, put in a poor performance half blacked out etc. but had the girl hitting me up for days after ready to go again

Then there's this one where she was whispering dirty chit in my ear, carving up my back with her nails and gripping the fuk out of me with her legs (brb trying to pull out in time while trapped) then being like nvm nice to meet you

Hard to get a read sometimes lol
post 1698116293 02-20-2024, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Mysterious = married.



You just cucked some beta high school biology teacher. Srs, vry srs. Das it.
Lol yeah her 15 year old student-boyfriend would have stopped by from his mom's house any minute
post 1698116553 02-20-2024, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mitchynufc⏩
Did you wake up from this dream with a full blown boner?
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post 1698116613 02-20-2024, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
post 1698116913 02-20-2024, 09:05 AM
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OP must be that 20% of guys misc talks about
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post 1698117163 02-20-2024, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
If shes only 23 she was not a professor.

You only have your under grad at 22 in most cases, let alone masters or phd.
Chit really? I would assume undergrad for 3 years, masters for 2 or 3 would leave her about 23-24 depending on the month she was born

She had her own place so assuming she wasn't still in college and makes enough to live on her own but who knows lol
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
OP must be that 20% of guys misc talks about
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post 1698117263 02-20-2024, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
If shes only 23 she was not a professor.
100% this.
post 1698117843 02-20-2024, 09:28 AM
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post 1698117873 02-20-2024, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
You said you were drunk at bar, maybe she was actually 30 or something and just looked young and she lied? Who knows with sloots. But yea, 100% she was not a full fledged professor at 23


Fuark I thought professor was like a superior college teacher or something lmao

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post 1698117883 02-20-2024, 09:28 AM
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I can't even imagine smashing a girl and her not wanting to do it again as soon as possible and regularly for awhile. She straight up told you that it was lame and she never wants it again. I guess it doesn't matter to you because "Don't care, has sex", but I'd probably be doing some self contemplation to figure out what you did wrong.

Only non-ego hit would be if she was married, but I would hope that you would have figured that out since you went back to her place. Its understandable to not have photos of her in this situation, but you should have least posted "looks like this girl" pics.
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she must of been counting down those mins till 9am if she didnt want to give you the #
post 1698118063 02-20-2024, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
I can't even imagine smashing a girl and her not wanting to do it again as soon as possible and regularly for awhile. She straight up told you that it was lame and she never wants it again. I guess it doesn't matter to you because "Don't care, has sex", but I'd probably be doing some self contemplation to figure out what you did wrong.

Only non-ego hit would be if she was married, but I would hope that you would have figured that out since you went back to her place. Its understandable to not have photos of her in this situation, but you should have least posted "looks like this girl" pics.
Nothing to self-contemplate brah, chit happens I guess lol

The closest comparison is Ariel Winter with smaller teds, not HTC or LTC somewhere in the middle

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Very impressive 8th grader experience.
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post 1698118303 02-20-2024, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
Very impressive 8th grader experience.
Needed better grades so gave her a D
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Originally Posted By OdalfHilter⏩
Needed better grades so gave her a D
Have to pass the class somehow...this made me laugh
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She teaches 3rd grade at best at her age OP. Also lmao at mysterious, unless that's a neighborhood spot that you've seen her at multiple times, I got some bad news homie. You probably let one of those beer farts slip and caused a minor dutch oven incident.
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Originally Posted By OdalfHilter⏩
Chit really? I would assume undergrad for 3 years, masters for 2 or 3 would leave her about 23-24 depending on the month she was born

She had her own place so assuming she wasn't still in college and makes enough to live on her own but who knows lol



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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Lol didn't give number cuz your dick small dude
Can confirm this was most likely the case . Sloot told me basically the same thing once
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