Prob the FrankConstanza poster

He's a fraud with many ailments.

List of threads/ailments

I’m not a fraud and idk why everyone thinks so.

I’ve posted multiple spoon pics and multiple long time miscers can confirm I’m real like Deadly Striker and Kimm.

Testifier and his poverty porsche

I don't recall I was pretty drunk that year

fixed that for ya

It was about a week ago and I've been sober most of this year, Cleveland.

got it

Seems like very few people actually saw the video and I'm obviously not a credible witness.

who is credible these days except maybe Kaz

Dang, I missed it.

I love it when callouts get answered. Was he reasonably lean? Pretty impressive either way.

Some little libtard running around pretending to have been a helicopter pilot in the Army despite very obviously having never served before.

Prob the FrankConstanza poster

He's a fraud with many ailments.

List of threads/ailments

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him food in a styrafoam takeout container
-hired a maid named ***** and span
-asking for tips for dating bipolar chick

Silencespeaks.

i know there is probably a bigger ph@ggot but came in to say this. SS probably got a ton of dudes to send dick picks to that ph@ggot than anyone here. gotta admire that gay ass hustle

No I am real and I always had my PM’s turned off so I never got any pics.