That skank is Avril Lavigne. She's some kinda faux-punk pop star.

The fat bishes eat a lot more food. Because of that, they have a higher incidence of explosive diarrhea. With that, there is more chance that the poop will stick to the hole, dry rot and discolor the area.

this is why i can only watch tranny porn now.

theres no pussy, so i wont get desensitized, but there are tits, so i can still get off.

I usually watch amateur porn. I don't get turned on by huge fake tits and 10 inch d*cks.

LMFAO IS THAT TRUE

The fat bishes eat a lot more food. Because of that, they have a higher incidence of explosive diarrhea. With that, there is more chance that the poop will stick to the hole, dry rot and discolor the area.

I told her I was taking a sh!t and then climbed out her bathroom window and called a friend to pick me up. I left that bathroom door locked and never saw that dirty whale again.

this

I usually watch amateur porn. I don't get turned on by huge fake tits and 10 inch d*cks.

They eat a lot, so they sh!t alot and have less time to clean their foul ass booty hole in between their sh!ts (just look at an x-ray of a fatass vs. a normal person - there is at least 7x more sh!t in the intestines). One fat chick I fuked got dingleberries on my quicksilver t-shirt. I was fukin pissed when I found where the eldritch stench was coming from.

I told her I was taking a sh!t and then climbed out her bathroom window and called a friend to pick me up. I left that bathroom door locked and never saw that dirty whale again.

FIANCE IS AWARE BUT DOESN'T BELIEVE DAVE BECAUSE THE GIRL TOLD HIM THIS IS ALL A HOAX. FIANCE WANTS ALL EVIDENCE VIA EMAIL BECAUSE GIRL COMES HOME SUNDAY! DAVE ACCIDENTALLY SENT THE SEX VIDEO FIRST INSTEAD OF THE ONE WITH HER NAME. HE DUN GOOFED.
LINK -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=664785011
DAVE POSTS A SHOT FROM THE VIDEO HE WON'T RELEASE TO CONFRIM HE ISN'T TROLLING
LINK -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=664792931
IMAGE -> http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1259/screenshot1ml.jpg
NO RESPONSE FROM THE FIANCE AND DAVE IS LEAVING FOR WORK. HE WILL BE GONE AT LEAST 6 HOURS.
LINK -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=664798111
LINK -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=664803251


edit: This will be the last time I take the top post for a bit. Got some other things to do and Dave will be gone so I know no updates are going to happen.

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Cliffs of Cliffs:YBD (the OP) ran into an old friend. She comes on to Dave via ******** hard even though she is engaged. Dave turns her down a lot and even says he can't do it unless his friend joins in. She agrees to having a friend join in so she can cheat on her fiance to sleep with Dave. Dave decides to go through it to tell the fiance. Dave makes two films during the night. One with her face where he says the date and her name. Then another video where Dave and his friend are having sex with her. Dave won't release the first film and the second film is only 50 seconds long because she figured out Dave was filming it. At this point the fiance has not be told yet and she is threatening Dave so he won't release the video. Dave doesn't care about her threats and is in the process of sending the fiance a message now to tell him whats going on. Dave has so far posted a first draft of what this message will be on the misc. In this message he doesn't tell the fiance that his friend and him and sex with her. Too many people were asking for PM's and links in the original thread so of course a mod came in and deleted it. Dave has sent the message but he also saved links to the fiance's family in case the girl intercepts the messages and blocks Dave. After some talking the fiance sends Dave his home e-mail address because he wants all the evidence before the girl returns home on Sunday. Dave wanted to send the first video where he says the girls name and the current date but he accidentally sent the video of him and his friend having sex with her instead.

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CLIFFS (These are as detailed as I can get. I think I got all of YBD's posts):
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Dave went to school with a girl in London who eventually moved back home because she got engaged. Recently he ran into her again as she was in town visiting friends. She is still engaged but after the random meeting she started sending Dave flirty messages. Dave didn't want to mess with her but she agreed to a threesome with Dave and his friend. So now his plan is to do it and send the film to her fiance.

Dave believes she can say the screenshots and messages were false but she can't deny a video. Dave will try to do this in the least hurtful way possible but he plans to go through with it and aware the fiance.

Misc goes literally 60 pages of the following. YBD has only posted in this thread about 5 times.[ul]

People saying "in" or praising YBD for making a legendary thread.

People making an argument that YBD shouldn't do it because it will hurt the fiance or the fiance will kill himself. Instead YBD should show the chat conversations of her intent to do it and leave it at that. The argument against this is that if YBD doesn't sleep with her and just shows the fiance the FB conversations then she will be able to easily lie her way out of it.

YBD should arrange for the fiance to be the other guy that is going to hook up with her

YBD should go through with it and send the video to the fiance with the chat conversations because that would be "misc justice"

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For a while there was no video. People instead were talking about an old video from an old thread YBD made about sleeping with a bartender. That video got YBD and several other people banned. YBD won't be able to sleep with the girl outlined in this thread until later tonight (Friday). So there is no video at this time. Don't request the bartender video or pics because it will probably get this thread closed and earn yourself a ban. After that video though Dave promised in another thread that his future videos will contain less man ass.

Dave has decided he will make the video and share it with the misc. However to spare the fiance he will at first NOT show it to him and try to convince the fiance using just the chat logs. If the fiance doesn't believe it or still stays with her then he will use the video as a last resort.

Dave says the whole deal is scheduled to happen around 11:30 PM UK time. Bishamon can be the "other guy" if he can make it out to Liverpool by then.

If Bishamon can't make it to Liverpool in time then Dave's other friend Tony will be the one who is his tag team partner.

Dave is out to the gym and when he returns he intends to have the video. So he won't even come back to the misc after the gym. It's basically home, shower, out to meet the girl.

So Comply_or_Die setup a forum where the video could be posted but it got deleted because some WK's reported it for porn. If you find the link the forum is down so it won't matter.

The deed is done. She came over and she was giving Tony a BJ while Dave was banging her. At first she didn't notice Dave filming it but she caught on that Dave was after she saw the light from his camera phone then flipped out and ran out of the house naked. She threatens to call the police but Dave realizes he has evidence it was all consensual so he dared to do it. The video is crap quality but Dave won't distribute it here. This isn't over since the next step is to tell the fiance.

Dave did take another video before the one he is handing around where he says her name and the current date. In that video it shows her face as well. Dave WILL NOT upload that video because obviously people would be able to find her. He will only use it as proof when he attempts to aware the fiance if he needs to. He hopes he doesn't actually have to go as far as showing the fiance this video to prove it.

Dave is looking into other ways to post the video. He has posted it online but so far he uploaded it to MegaVideo which pretty much crashed after hundreds tried to view it. He is also uploading it to Vimeo but he has a 29 minute wait. Dave also put this video on zshare which is how most users are getting it. I can't link to either site from here so you have to find it on your own. The file is in a 3gp format so you need a special player to play it.

It's about 2 AM in the UK now so Dave is going to go to sleep because he doubts the fiance is awake. Tomorrow he will aware him on whats going on.

She threatens Dave if he ever releases the video but Dave goes into "not a single f*** was given" mode. Dave is working on a sympathetic first draft and is in the process of telling the fiance.

Dave posts a first draft of the message he intends to to send to the fiance for misc approval. He attempts to let him down as easy as possible. Dave doesn't even mention he had sex with her and just implies that she would cheat on him. Thank you der8auer for saving this.

Dave has to create a new thread (this thread) because a mod said there were way too many links and posts asking for PM's. He notes he sent the fiance the original draft as outlined in the previous point.

Dave has saved links to the finances friends and family just in case the girl has access to her fiances ******** and intercepts the messages. He has also confirmed he will link to her this thread when all is over.

Fiance responds to Dave that he wants more evidence because she already told him all of this is a hoax. Old thread may need to be reopened to prove this after the mods clean it up. Dave can't meet the fiance in person because he lives in London which is 200 miles away.

Dave gets the e-mail address of the fiance and who says she will be home on Sunday and wants all the evidence so he can decide what to do by then. Dave has work in an hour and can't mess around so he just e-mailed the evidence to the fiance.

Dave was going to send the ******** pictures and the first video with her face and name but he messed up and accidentally sent the sex video first. He wanted to hold this off until later if the fiance didn't believe but it's too late now.

People suggest this whole thing might be Dave trolling. To respond Dave posts a screenshot from the first video. Dave is leaving for work but the fiance hasn't responded yet so it will be some time before an update is made. He works a total of 6 hours so he will be gone at least that amount of time.

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Current status of thread:

Fiance has since replied. Sitting in Dave's inbox. Dave is still at work so we need to wait a little bit longer before Dave opens fiance's reply. Fiance is ****tin brix.

THIS IS TRULY, THE FINAL CHAPTER!THIS IS TRULY, THE FINAL CHAPTER!

I ammaaaairinYa Boy Dave. Perhaps the only misc hero I've fully mired.

It's more than just seeing the best looking chicks though. Watching any porn stimulates your brain in a different way than actually having sex, or even fapping with just your imagination.

Try going one month with no fapping, no porn, or both. You will see a huge difference in your psyche.

No-fap April thread. I usually make a new thread every month
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=132971323

No-porn April thread.
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=133135303

THIS IS TRULY, THE FINAL CHAPTER!THIS IS TRULY, THE FINAL CHAPTER!