Beta/Cringe thread

11-08-2012, 12:33 PM

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#631

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BRONIES:

"Me and Luna are ready for the homecoming dance!"

"As soon as I got up I had to get right to doing work around the house, when I got done I decided to take a nap. A few minutes after I layed down I felt something I felt something work it's way in between my arm, I opened one eye and saw Dash crawled into bed with me to keep me company after seeing me work so much. Isn't she just the sweetest?"

"Twilight is waiting for her special somepony to come along. She's ready."

"Twilight Sparkle stole my workstation. I can't get any work done because ponies are distracting me... Literally."

"Ever since Dashie and I have been living together...

life's been fun."

"We had a hard day today,

time for some rest."

kalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!

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11-08-2012, 12:35 PM

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#632

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

BRONIES:

"Me and Luna are ready for the homecoming dance!"

"As soon as I got up I had to get right to doing work around the house, when I got done I decided to take a nap. A few minutes after I layed down I felt something I felt something work it's way in between my arm, I opened one eye and saw Dash crawled into bed with me to keep me company after seeing me work so much. Isn't she just the sweetest?"

"Twilight is waiting for her special somepony to come along. She's ready."

"Twilight Sparkle stole my workstation. I can't get any work done because ponies are distracting me... Literally."

"Ever since Dashie and I have been living together...

life's been fun."

"We had a hard day today,

time for some rest."

Lol, strong omega males

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11-08-2012, 12:38 PM

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#633

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"Rainbow Dash came out of nowhere and just started pointing
a gun at me, I didn't know why she was doing this but when
I asked she just smiled. She just said, you know what I want.
Oh sweet Celestia, where is Luna when you need her?"

"Just another slow day in the house by myself.... So I decided to play with myself a little [hehehe] while the girls just laid around"

"Of wich Rainbow Dash believe what talking?"

"For a minutes earlier, I was cutting the bread for making myself a sandwich with the knife but my finger was in the bottom of the bread and i cut myself by accident, i started the scream of pain and Luna heard it and rushed into the kitchen and sees my hand are bleeding very badly and i covered my wounded hand with a napkin so it won't drip on the floor,"

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11-08-2012, 12:42 PM

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#634

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"I have nothing to say but we just hanging out together for a while."

"I wonder why fluttershy are right behind me for no reason?"

"I got Princess Molestia looking at my butt"

"Group photo with my girls"

"Me and Rainbow Dash are sitting together and it makes me go"

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11-08-2012, 12:43 PM

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#635

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Originally Posted By armored⏩

betas come in all shapes and sizes

it seems his hat is missing an "E" and an "A" to complete "BETA"

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11-08-2012, 12:45 PM

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#636

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"Me: Why so sad?
Twilight: Do you...really have to back to work today?
Me: Well yeah, I only had 3 days off, why?
Twilight: Well I...
Me: What?
Twilight: I get lonely without you here, I know you let me use your laptop and 3DS but...
Me: Oh don't worry. *pets her head* Who knows, maybe it'll be slow and I'll get off early.

I didn't think Twilight would miss me that much when I'm gone at work, I'm sure she'll be fine, I'll leave her my PSP, she loves playing Dissidia 012 (she rules as Jecht)."

kalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!

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11-08-2012, 12:59 PM

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#637

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^ What the actual ****?

11-08-2012, 12:59 PM

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11-08-2012, 01:01 PM

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#639

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Holy fuk at this brony or bronie sht. I may never recoup my jimmies

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11-08-2012, 01:03 PM

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#640

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That bronie ****e made me do the Jaguar fan gif in real life.

11-08-2012, 01:15 PM

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#641

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Originally Posted By Envi⏩

^ What the actual ****?

If you know any guy watching this ****, slap them

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11-08-2012, 01:22 PM

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#642

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Goodbye sweet mankind

11-08-2012, 01:24 PM

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#643

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This thread doesn't make me feel better at all. Why? 'Cause even these *******s are probably not virgins, while I remain one... Feelsbad

11-08-2012, 01:25 PM

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#644

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My jimmies were unrustled until this brony bullsh*t. The rustling may not end until the weekend.

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11-08-2012, 01:30 PM

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#645

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i wish those bronies could teach me how to photoshop

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11-08-2012, 01:33 PM

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#646

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what the fuarkkkkkk @ bronies... please die.

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11-08-2012, 01:54 PM

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#647

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Anymore brony posters should get neg-trained. My jimmies just can't handle that kind of ****.

11-08-2012, 02:08 PM

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#648

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7 month anniversary...brb 1 year=7 months

kid sounds like a rapist

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11-08-2012, 02:12 PM

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The Tumblr **** *I have a heart* boys might be the worst. I wanna tear their fuking heads off when I see that ****

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11-08-2012, 02:18 PM

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#650

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Originally Posted By b1gsm0ke⏩

enjoyed this thread... this is quite off topic but it surely serves to rustle dem johnsons

Dude, I almost want to neg you just for showing this to us.

So ridiculous. Then again, society has reached retard status this week.

11-08-2012, 02:28 PM

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#651

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phuck.....this.....thread.....

11-08-2012, 03:00 PM

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#652

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Originally Posted By MRaeger⏩

oh lawd. King Beta?

fukin lost it

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Fuk an injury

11-08-2012, 03:12 PM

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#653

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Originally Posted By WeedKony420⏩

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKb_-MwM0w

this whole thread is fkin gold, but this one is just pure win haha

11-08-2012, 03:15 PM

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#654

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Im gona have a fukin stroke if I keep coming back to this thread.

Even if these ****s like bronies, why would they post this chit on the internet? If I had pics like these I would hide them deep in the hidden folders after setting my browser to never record history and put 3 passwords on my laptop.

ayyy lmao

11-08-2012, 03:17 PM

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#655

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Can someone aware me on those guys with the cartoon pony's? wtf is that, some kind of joke?

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11-08-2012, 03:20 PM

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#656

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I wonder why fluttershy are right behind me for no reason?

11-08-2012, 03:25 PM

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#657

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

Future serial killer.

11-08-2012, 03:26 PM

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#658

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Originally Posted By jackjonez⏩

Can someone aware me on those guys with the cartoon pony's? wtf is that, some kind of joke?

This...wtf am I looking at? Did the guys in the pic add the cartoons? Did someone else add them? WTF??

11-08-2012, 03:27 PM

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#659

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Originally Posted By jackjonez⏩

Can someone aware me on those guys with the cartoon pony's? wtf is that, some kind of joke?

Apparently a company redesigned an old cartoon to appeal not only to little girls but also to the older crowd by putting in parts adults understand. I think it might be like you could watch shrek with kids and its still fun for you?