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Forum: Legendarium

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ITT: 50 year old me drops wisdom on 20 year old me
Well guys, I hit 50 years old this year.
I have had good years and not good years. But if I had the opportunity to go back and talk to 20 year old me, and have 20 year old me listen, this is what I would say:

-Figure out early what is important; you cannot do this early enough
-Dont spend so much money on liquor. I could have bought a brand new SUV by now
-Pick a few things and do them well and stick with them, quit chasing random crap
-Select a career you love regardless of the money, cause you never know when you will be kicked to the curb, unless you want to be self-employed.
-You treat people like crap, you will get treated like crap. Expect it, and no cryin
-Eat right.
-Whats outside (aesthetic) is important, but whats more important is who you are inside (no whiteknight, just reality, deal with it)
-Insecure people always have to have someone/something else to blame. Dont be that guy.

(More later, and BTW no amount of rage on your part will change the validity of my words):
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Last post by: Deenur, 09-12-2024, 06:51 AM
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rate my bulk (185 to 273 from Aug-May) this is the end
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My days of going to the food center are closing in pretty quickly. No more hamburgers, chicken patty sandwiches, taco beef, chicken nuggets, fish filet, chicken breasts, popcorn chicken, cheese pizza, pancakes, french toast, eggs, and low calorie gatorade grape drink.
Now I am going on a cut where I will hopefully be doing swimming, running uphills since there is one near my house, drinking lots of green tea before I go to bed, taking muscletech hydroxcut and/or l-carniture to burn the fat into energy, and lifting to maintain my strength in general.

video if y'all think I'm frauding.
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Last post by: kingmanaverage, 03-16-2024, 11:22 AM
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Sloot said “there’s a lot to unpack here” when I told her I expect blowjobs
One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding. Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.

Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”

She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.

So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.

I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”

What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.

Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
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Last post by: LargePeter, 02-06-2024, 03:04 PM
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Drunk Filipino girl just text me (beast chicken) (PIC)
Old thread got deleted, so I don’t know if I’m breaking rules here. For those aware, just thought I’d share



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Last post by: CLTRD, 11-30-2021, 02:06 PM
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Last post by: Jammer02xd, 01-18-2017, 10:39 AM
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Beta/Cringe thread
Brah's

I want images and videos of the most beta actions and cringiest things to take place on the net. I'm talking about things that are so embarassing to read/watch all the way through. Noticed that it works as great motivation for me

Lets go





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Last post by: MacaulayBulkin, 08-11-2013, 11:39 AM
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Cheating ho wants to fukk - the final chapter
1st THREAD WAS DELETED BECASUE OF PEOPLE ASKING FOR PM'S. DO NOT ASK FOR VID/LINK/PM IN ANY FORM. AT ALL. Guys please neg posters who do this because it will have the thread shut down.


IF YOU SILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEO I SENT THE FIANCE WERE THE HO GETS TAG TEAMED, GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND. SO IS MY USERNAME + EPIC WIN. NO EXCUSE TO ASK FOR LINKS/PM'S NOW

OMGaGURL can we have your epic, up to date cliffs in here brah?

Anyway. I messaged the fiance. I couldn't get his email address from his FB account so I had to send him a private message. It was the only way to contact him. Obviously I didn't block out the names in the message I sent they are only blocked out in the screesnhot.

I sent him my original draft. There are more messages than the one's you can see but I couldn't fit them all in the screenshot. If this isn't enough then I will proceed to send the video.





ONCE AGAIN NO ASKING FOR LINKS/PM'S ETC MODS WILL SHUT IT DOWN JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE
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Last post by: pumplikecuming, 07-01-2011, 04:58 PM
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Full Body Workout Every Other Day?
Is it safe to do a full body workout every other day? I only have limited days I can get to the gym, and latley instead of doing upperbody or lowerbody I just do full body strenth workouts.

I am trying to gain as much as I can without getting fat.
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