2 days ago, 04:14 PM
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My top 5 tips on buying a home worth 1 million dollars.
Hey boyos just bought a million dollar home in Hawaii and I thought I'd share tips on how you can set yourself up to buy a home valued at around 1 million dollars.
1. Work hard. Be willing to work extra shits/OT. You can never have too much income.
2. Shop around - different lenders offer different interest rates.
3. Make sure you have extra money saved up. Your down payment isn't your final number. Closing costs are brutal, at least have a spare 15k laying around just to cover the closing costs!
4. Build your credit. If you have poor credit, apply for credit cards, set on autopsy, and don't spend more than you have!!!
5. Make sure you don't have any other loans, if you do, pay them off!! Having more debt could seriously affect your chances of getting that loan.
Hope this helps boyos!
1. Work hard. Be willing to work extra shits/OT. You can never have too much income.
2. Shop around - different lenders offer different interest rates.
3. Make sure you have extra money saved up. Your down payment isn't your final number. Closing costs are brutal, at least have a spare 15k laying around just to cover the closing costs!
4. Build your credit. If you have poor credit, apply for credit cards, set on autopsy, and don't spend more than you have!!!
5. Make sure you don't have any other loans, if you do, pay them off!! Having more debt could seriously affect your chances of getting that loan.
Hope this helps boyos!
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2 days ago, 04:18 PM
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Isn’t your house like 1200 sq ft?
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2 days ago, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
1575 or something like that. That whole lot is over 6k
Isn’t your house like 1200 sq ft?
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2 days ago, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
Wait, can you used green bars to buy a million dollar house? Lol, didn't think so incel.
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2 days ago, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
1 acre is 43,560 square feet.
1575 or something like that. That whole lot is over 6k
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Imma be dead fckn srs with you I would not want your home srs dead srs
1575 or something like that. That whole lot is over 6k
I have a very nice 3300 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms plus bonus room (entertainment room) including a huge walk in closet in the master and a luxury tiled stand up shower. It cost $615k
There is no bragging overspending and getting less of a home. It’s just money mismanagement. It’s like paying $100k for a Toyota Corolla when you could get a Jaguar F-Type or something
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2 days ago, 04:45 PM
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2 days ago, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
You live around a bunch of joggers though, that's why your home costs $615k.
Imma be dead fckn srs with you I would not want your home srs dead srs
I have a very nice 3300 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms plus bonus room (entertainment room) including a huge walk in closet in the master and a luxury tiled stand up shower. It cost $615k
There is no bragging overspending and getting less of a home. It’s just money mismanagement. It’s like paying $100k for a Toyota Corolla when you could get a Jaguar F-Type or something
I have a very nice 3300 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms plus bonus room (entertainment room) including a huge walk in closet in the master and a luxury tiled stand up shower. It cost $615k
There is no bragging overspending and getting less of a home. It’s just money mismanagement. It’s like paying $100k for a Toyota Corolla when you could get a Jaguar F-Type or something
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2 days ago, 04:56 PM
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2 days ago, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Lol, you trying to join the good poster crew?
Also, find a home lending scheme that sets you up for financial failure, eventually leading to you contacting maria to see rental costs for his Tessies trunk.
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
No I live in a metro area that is 84% non-Hispanic white
You live around a bunch of joggers though, that's why your home costs $615k.
I’ve had nights where I’ve accidentally forgot to lock my front door and/or close the garage door (which leads to an unlocked door)
Absolutely nothing happens because I’m intelligent enough to pick a place to live that maximizes my quality of life at a fraction of the cost.
Stay mad
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2 days ago, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
mine is 650 square feet. 430k. 6.125% interest rate. 2700/month payments. Did I fuck up?
Imma be dead fckn srs with you I would not want your home srs dead srs
I have a very nice 3300 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms plus bonus room (entertainment room) including a huge walk in closet in the master and a luxury tiled stand up shower. It cost $615k
There is no bragging overspending and getting less of a home. It’s just money mismanagement. It’s like paying $100k for a Toyota Corolla when you could get a Jaguar F-Type or something
I have a very nice 3300 sq ft home with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms plus bonus room (entertainment room) including a huge walk in closet in the master and a luxury tiled stand up shower. It cost $615k
There is no bragging overspending and getting less of a home. It’s just money mismanagement. It’s like paying $100k for a Toyota Corolla when you could get a Jaguar F-Type or something
My patio view is another condo with 6-7 b3@n3rs in a 2 bedroom.
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^ that's my left view. The right side is a korean couple living in a 700sqft 1 bedroom. I saw the girl watching me zyzz dance shirtless through the sliding glass door. Do you think she wants me? Her boyfriend is skinny af and asian.
2 days ago, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
So to be clear, you're saying that the property values where you live are not lower compared to other areas because of joggers? Is that what you're saying?
No I live in a metro area that is 84% non-Hispanic white
I’ve had nights where I’ve accidentally forgot to lock my front door and/or close the garage door (which leads to an unlocked door)
Absolutely nothing happens because I’m intelligent enough to pick a place to live that maximizes my quality of life at a fraction of the cost.
Stay mad
I’ve had nights where I’ve accidentally forgot to lock my front door and/or close the garage door (which leads to an unlocked door)
Absolutely nothing happens because I’m intelligent enough to pick a place to live that maximizes my quality of life at a fraction of the cost.
Stay mad
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so you’d rather work harder than smarter?
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* gets settlement for rental that allegedly burned down
* qualifies for government program that allows him to pay half the value for a house
* work seventy hours a week to generate enough income to qualify for a loan that he can barely afford
* buys fifteen hundred square foot house with crab weed for grass in the backyard on a tiny lot
* brags about buying a million dollar home that's overvalued because it's on Maui and subsidized by the state government

* qualifies for government program that allows him to pay half the value for a house
* work seventy hours a week to generate enough income to qualify for a loan that he can barely afford
* buys fifteen hundred square foot house with crab weed for grass in the backyard on a tiny lot
* brags about buying a million dollar home that's overvalued because it's on Maui and subsidized by the state government

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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Not directly, you have to cash out your reps for BTC, then navigate your financial institution’s AML/CTF/KYC THEN to your local currency, THEN you’re good
Wait, can you used green bars to buy a million dollar house? Lol, didn't think so incel.
Yesterday, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
It's not a government program, the grass is fine it's just the seller who forgot to set the sprinkler system to everyday. It's in a beautiful upper class neighborhood as well.
* gets settlement for rental that allegedly burned down
* qualifies for government program that allows him to pay half the value for a house
* work seventy hours a week to generate enough income to qualify for a loan that he can barely afford
* buys fifteen hundred square foot house with crab weed for grass in the backyard on a tiny lot
* brags about buying a million dollar home that's overvalued because it's on Maui and subsidized by the state government
* qualifies for government program that allows him to pay half the value for a house
* work seventy hours a week to generate enough income to qualify for a loan that he can barely afford
* buys fifteen hundred square foot house with crab weed for grass in the backyard on a tiny lot
* brags about buying a million dollar home that's overvalued because it's on Maui and subsidized by the state government
Don't be jealous bro
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
It's quite literally a government program.I'm not sure what reason you got to lie about it. If you're not paying the full price for the home, it's because the government has intervened. good for you just be honest
It's not a government program, the grass is fine it's just the seller who forgot to set the sprinkler system to everyday. It's in a beautiful upper class neighborhood as well.
Don't be jealous bro
Don't be jealous bro

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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Regardless, OP has a achieved a lot for a little person.
It's quite literally a government program.I'm not sure what reason you got to lie about it. If you're not paying the full price for the home, it's because the government has intervened. good for you just be honest
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
This is not that retard
It's quite literally a government program.I'm not sure what reason you got to lie about it. If you're not paying the full price for the home, it's because the government has intervened. good for you just be honest
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
If the house is worth a million dollars, but you're only paying five hundred thousand dollars.... who is paying the seller the other five hundred thousand dollars? If the seller is it private, they're not taking half the money for the property so the government paid the other half, which is why you can't get the full million back if you sell it.
This is not that retard
By all means explain how this works without involving the government in any way
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Yesterday, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
20 years, that's the stipulation
If the house is worth a million dollars, but you're only paying five hundred thousand dollars.... who is paying the seller the other five hundred thousand dollars? If the seller is it private, they're not taking half the money for the property so the government paid the other half, which is why you can't get the full million back if you sell it.
By all means explain how this works without involving the government in any way
By all means explain how this works without involving the government in any way
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Who paid the seller he other half million?
20 years, that's the stipulation
The reason you're a shit poster and always red is because you lie and bull shit and it's easy to catch. No one cares that you took advantage of this program and in fact, we all said good job for doing so. But stop pretending like you're now some sort of real estate guru. It's lame and reeks of insecurity
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Yesterday, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Uhhh I'm not acting like a real estate guru, 20 years is the stipulation, after that I can do whatever I want with it. Can you read?
Who paid the seller he other half million?
The reason you're a shit poster and always red is because you lie and bull shit and it's easy to catch. No one cares that you took advantage of this program and in fact, we all said good job for doing so. But stop pretending like you're now some sort of real estate guru. It's lame and reeks of insecurity
The reason you're a shit poster and always red is because you lie and bull shit and it's easy to catch. No one cares that you took advantage of this program and in fact, we all said good job for doing so. But stop pretending like you're now some sort of real estate guru. It's lame and reeks of insecurity
Doesn't matter though, probably never selling anyways. This is the perfect neighborhood to raise a family.
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Still refuse to explain how it doesn't involve the government.🤡🤡🤡🤡
Uhhh I'm not acting like a real estate guru, 20 years is the stipulation, after that I can do whatever I want with it. Can you read?
Doesn't matter though, probably never selling anyways. This is the perfect neighborhood to raise a family.
Doesn't matter though, probably never selling anyways. This is the perfect neighborhood to raise a family.
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
What in the world are you talking about and why are you so certain I live near black people?
So to be clear, you're saying that the property values where you live are not lower compared to other areas because of joggers? Is that what you're saying?
Some really bizarre questioning happening here
Is it that you don't believe me or something?
Charleston, SC - 72% white, 625k 3000 sq ft home
https://www.redfin.com/SC/Johns-Island/3423-Needwood-Forest-Dr-29455/home/68930683
Boise, ID - 80% white, 660k 2900 sq ft home
https://www.redfin.com/ID/Boise/6102-S-Sturgeon-Way-83709/home/106728005
Vero Beach - 77% white, 620k 3300 sq ft home
https://www.redfin.com/FL/Vero-Beach/5555-53rd-Ave-32967/home/141508022
St. George, UT - 81% white, 650k 2600 sq ft home
https://www.redfin.com/UT/Saint-George/621-E-940-S-84790/home/135354763
There's literally places all over the country where your money can go a long ways and you don't have to sacrifice living among joggers. If you're too stupid to find a decent location to live in where you'll have a high quality of life at an affordable price in America you're just a moron. But why am I surprised I have spell this out to you.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
What state do you live in?
No I live in a metro area that is 84% non-Hispanic white
I’ve had nights where I’ve accidentally forgot to lock my front door and/or close the garage door (which leads to an unlocked door)
Absolutely nothing happens because I’m intelligent enough to pick a place to live that maximizes my quality of life at a fraction of the cost.
Stay mad
I’ve had nights where I’ve accidentally forgot to lock my front door and/or close the garage door (which leads to an unlocked door)
Absolutely nothing happens because I’m intelligent enough to pick a place to live that maximizes my quality of life at a fraction of the cost.
Stay mad
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