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Are you a floatcel?
15 hours ago, 07:13 AM
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Are you a floatcel?
Apprently some people dont float on water.
Me personally im a floatcel
Me personally im a floatcel
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15 hours ago, 07:13 AM
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15 hours ago, 07:15 AM
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I can't float because of my elite bone and muscle to fat mass ratio
14 hours ago, 07:31 AM
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14 hours ago, 07:48 AM
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I used to be able to when I was a fat kid.
I sink like a mf now.
I sink like a mf now.
14 hours ago, 07:58 AM
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14 hours ago, 08:02 AM
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I can't float. But I can walk around on the bottom of a pool.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
13 hours ago, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
That’s because you’re black
I can't float. But I can walk around on the bottom of a pool.
13 hours ago, 08:32 AM
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Everyone floats, its impossible for a person to be unable to float. A lot of people who say they dont float are people who cant swim and tense their bodies until they panic and temporarily sink for a bit.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
13 hours ago, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Yah salt makes u float better.
Everyone floats, its impossible for a person to be unable to float. A lot of people who say they dont float are people who cant swim and tense their bodies until they panic and temporarily sink for a bit.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
Sometimes i float less good, but if go on my back and just relax i float well.
I get into a bit of a L shape. Like my head is up high and my feet, but my balls and stomach are more sunk.
Thats just how i float mayne
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13 hours ago, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Everyone can float for a moment if they fill their lungs with air. But some people can just float on their back in a plank position indefinitely, which is what OP is referring to (I assume). It's all about how dense your body is, which means the amount of mass relative to surface area.
Everyone floats, its impossible for a person to be unable to float. A lot of people who say they dont float are people who cant swim and tense their bodies until they panic and temporarily sink for a bit.
People with heavy bone/muscle density particularly in the legs can't just lie on their back and float at the top of the water, they'll be weighed down by their lower body into a vertical position and even that is difficult to maintain because they have to continuously release the oxygen in their lungs in order to take new breaths. So we start to sink and simply cannot keep our heads consistently above water without having to tread using arms and legs. And I'm a very capable swimmer.
13 hours ago, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
This seems like the correct answer from a math, physics, and communism perspective.
Everyone floats, its impossible for a person to be unable to float. A lot of people who say they dont float are people who cant swim and tense their bodies until they panic and temporarily sink for a bit.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
Not all bodies of water are the same tho is a lot easier to float on some oceans compared to others.
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13 hours ago, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Its most likely lung capacity thats why theres so much variety.
This seems like the correct answer from a math, physics, and communism perspective.
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I Have big lungs.
From smoking cigs.
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13 hours ago, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
You ever float and smoke?
Its most likely lung capacity thats why theres so much variety.
I Have big lungs.
From smoking cigs.
I Have big lungs.
From smoking cigs.
I’m going to the lake Saturday gonna bring a little lay down float and just chill smoking a cigar
13 hours ago, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
No man. Communist Llama seems like he nailed it.
Its most likely lung capacity thats why theres so much variety.
I Have big lungs.
From smoking cigs.
I Have big lungs.
From smoking cigs.
No one is going to actually sink, just not going to happen. It's just that some people may be in a position where they're not comfortable in the water but no one is actually going to sink all the way down.
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13 hours ago, 09:18 AM
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over for sinkcels
12 hours ago, 09:19 AM
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12 hours ago, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
I'm only 1/3rd black.
That’s because you’re black
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
12 hours ago, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You won't sink to the bottom, but some people cannot float on their backs and stay bouyant. Ill take a deep breath in, get floating on my back and immediately my legs sink and the torso follows. Then I go under when full vertical with this kind of bobbing up and down motion. When I put on wetsuit I float no problem. It's a body fat and air in lungs issue. Fatties float, shredded brahs sink. It's a badge of honor to drown easier
No man. Communist Llama seems like he nailed it.
No one is going to actually sink, just not going to happen. It's just that some people may be in a position where they're not comfortable in the water but no one is actually going to sink all the way down.
No one is going to actually sink, just not going to happen. It's just that some people may be in a position where they're not comfortable in the water but no one is actually going to sink all the way down.
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12 hours ago, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Fat floats
I can't float. But I can walk around on the bottom of a pool.
You can definitely float
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12 hours ago, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
Then clearly I must be doing something wrong.
Fat floats
You can definitely float
You can definitely float
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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