- I was 9 or 10 years old and was climbing a tree with this neighbor girl who was a year or 2 younger than me
- She was higher than I was in the tree, pretty much directly above me
- Feel something start dripping over me
- Ask wtf that was. She says that she spit... u wot?
- I was legitimately wet so I get off the tree and run home disgusted
- She runs home in embarrassment
- I was peed on


That was my first golden shower

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I dated this girl a couple years back. Well her best friend (who is pretty hot, 8/10) had a habit of picking her nose and wiping it on her bed sheets. I remember watching a movie with them one night and was laying on her bed and I leaned over and saw a pile of boogers on the sheets. Holy chit I about vomited.

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All horse girls are fuked in the head right? Either psycho or into some fuked up sexual chit.

There was a rumor going around when I was younger that this girl loved horses. Like really loved horses....

So much that she would suck its dink. Rumor tho

That turns me on.

Not the act itself, but the girl being so filthy that she would do that.

Reminds me of a Tom Leykis episode...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbtZ6AIWatw

Had a hard crush on this sloot all through HS. We both end up at the same Jesuit college so I was stoked. Went to an after b-ball game party and saw her there. Got hugs and giggles, things were looking promising. Fast forward 3 hours, I'm drunk enough, and I assume she is too, for me to finally make my move....

Can't find her and one of her sloot friends tells me with a giggle that she's out on the deck. I walk out and she's literally leaned over the railing, talking on her cell, while this total dirt-bag, who wasn't even in college is railing her.

Even more shameful is that I still pursued her for a year after that.

my ***** dat **** is nuts!!!!!!

Was cycling home and heard girls giggling, turned around to see what was going on. One girl squatted down, lifted up her skirt and was peeing on the ground. Two others were standing next to her and laughing.

Got kinda hard. Should've stopped and watched tbh but I was high af

I started dating the petite gorgeous brunette in college. She was neat, clean and was in school to be a teacher. She forgot a sweater one night so we had to go back to her appartment to get it. There were dirty panties, bras, clothes in the living room. It was as if she would regularly walked in got naked and just sat on the couch. There were dishes stacked high in the sink. Carpet didn't look like it had ever been vacumned. It doesn't didn't look like the place had been cleaned in a year..

...and then I went into the bathroom son I was disgust. Makeup smeared on the counters, piles of cosmetics everywhere, poop skid marks in toilet. Piss on the floor...How does a women piss on the floor? Hair balls all in the shower. A maxi pad was on the floor by the trash and not even wrapped up in toilet paper...

She had no roommates and didn't even apologize for the state of her place because it was normal to her....


NOPE...last date.

Surprised you even went on that date.

Recorded 2 girls 1 cup

new years eve and this girl was lying in the ground, legs wide open, no panties, puking everywhere and she was about 50 y/o.. disgusting

Some sloot I was seeing told me a story of what she did.

She was camping with some friends and was smashing a dude she had just met. Dudes friend went into the tent for something and saw them smashing. He joined in and she was double teamed twice by them.

Later that night she found another new guy to smash. After a few rounds she was ready to leave, so she told him to stop. Dude rammed his dick up her ass with no warning or lube.




Needless to say I was shocked she told me the story and I never talked to her again.

hooked up with this girl at a party while playing beer pong, and then was dared while playing some card game to take off each others clothes by her friend.

she takes off my pants and starts sucking me off infront of everyone in the party until some nerdy looking kid threatened to call campus security unless we left his dorm.

That story could have been cliff'd to 1 sentence.

No one want to read your novel bro

worked at a few strip clubs. I've seen a few things in my day. here are just a couple off the top of my head....

when I lived in panama city, florida, while working at the golden nugget one night, bathroom was occupied so one of the dancers in bish mode starts screaming cussing about having to chit. Then goes outside by the street and chits right there....no wiping.

Also in PCB, I can't tell you how many countless sloots would piss in the sand in front of everyone around club la vela. I'm talking in the 100's!

At a strip club in Kentucky, watched one of the girls squat down onto a smirnoff 22oz bottle for $100.




Those are all true. But by far the craziest thing...

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.
I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away. He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.
But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch. John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy. But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

Ex gf used to taste her fingers after she masturbated for me on Skype - was fuking nasty

Lived with a girl for one semester while I was in college. Met her through craigslist when she posted about looking for a roommate. Anyways, she found me attractive and let me be her roommate.

We banged a couple of times while we were drunk but things started to turn sour after that. We shared a restroom and one day I walked in and saw a bloodied tampon/female towel or whatever the fu*k you call them inside the trash bin. It was dark red and looked very viscous and absolutely disgusting. She left it there for like a week and a half ( no way I was touching any of that).

That made me lose any attraction whatsoever, and it's not like I liked her either way but this act made me feel disgusted at her sight.

Once had a girl tell me that when she feels wetness in her crotch she will put her hand down there. To see if its either pee, blood, or discharge.

Told her that was the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. She got mad and said it was natural. So is taking a chit but I'm not putting my hand in it.

Was room mates with a guy named Steve back in college, one night his sloot gf got high and forced herself on me while her boyfriend was sitting in the same room.

Bumping this chit, fukking hilarious

ITT: Girls Peeing

fukkin lmao someone repped me to elaborate this ****. Cliffs:

- borrowed my sister's laptop
- open browser, go to history cuz I wanted to open an application page I browsed the day before
- loads of pron vids from last night, including "pu$$y licking", "dp", "teacher" and some "dad-daughter" vids
- Palms sweaty arms spaghetti
- Shut down the computer and got the fuk out

So....we not doin the pic thing anymore?

In college at a party this chick got a train run on her in literally the middle of the party. Like people were drinking and watching it and whoever wanted to join pretty much could just go at it. Pretty sure she had a boyfriend too but he didn't go out often or something like that.

I dont even know how it started I just was chilling and people started making noise and yelling and **** so I turned around and about 6 dudes going ham on a chick