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post 1441552391 05-11-2016, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By vik66⏩
still have yet to try anal. dont even know how to bring it up without being awkward AF

my smash count is 10 and anal has never even been brought up. How do you initiate? Please inform
Not very common to do or suggest anal in a random hookup.. I was in a relationship with both the women I've done it with.

I guess you would carefully see how they respond to ass play and if they're really into it, suggest anal.
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post 1441553331 05-11-2016, 02:25 PM
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agreed op. but a great blowjob is fking epic too.
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Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.
post 1441555661 05-11-2016, 02:38 PM
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If I'm sober, vag/mouth is my fav


If I'm drunk/high, anal is pretty great lol. When my girl gets drunk, sometimes she straight up says "I want you to **** me in my ass". And I'm like "deal"


Edit: use coconut oil as lube, smells like tropical paradise srs
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post 1441555841 05-11-2016, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
Warmer
^^^this is the best part about anal. srs
post 1441556531 05-11-2016, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.
Not so much an obsession, but it's definitely a fantasy for a lot of men. People generally don't talk about it because it still has some social stigma attached to it.
Less thunder in mouth, more lightning in hand.
post 1441557011 05-11-2016, 02:44 PM
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never been able to successfully get that far. had one girl that REALLY wanted to try everything but when we tried to go in through the back door, it hurt her too much. We tried a few times but eventually broke up
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post 1441628851 05-11-2016, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
never been able to successfully get that far. had one girl that REALLY wanted to try everything but when we tried to go in through the back door, it hurt her too much. We tried a few times but eventually broke up
Ya it hurts them so you just gotta go in and out only going like half an inch each time. Just go slow until you get abut half your cawk in, which is about 2 inches for me, and then just work your magic only going in halfway and once it dent hurt her anymore you can start going further in eventually having the whole 4 inches in there. It always hurts at first but once they get past the painful part some of them actually enjoy it. My girl sometimes ask ME to fuk her in the ass. Some girls thoigh are just completely against it and feel it's degrading and gross.
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post 1441629431 05-11-2016, 10:06 PM
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Das it mane. Repped.

Love the poopchoot.

Except I last longer in it because there's no pressure on my knob.

It's tighter at the opening but then it's like a balloon inside.

Can't say I enjoy the feeling after nutting though.

You know that post-sex low? Imagine that but with a poop nugget on your cawk...
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post 1441629801 05-11-2016, 10:09 PM
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Anal Bros, help. The last and only time I actually managed to get the tip in, after plenty of fingering, she complained of gas/painful bloating all day the next day. Basically assuming that air was pumped into it. Have not been granted entrance since. What do to prevent such things?

She loves having the starfish played with. It's literally one of my favorite things in the whole wide world bros. halp
post 1441631281 05-11-2016, 10:24 PM
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fukin gross. you literally have chit on ur dink. How is that a turn on I'll never understand. Poop stinks real bad thus angus sex is bad.
post 1441631481 05-11-2016, 10:26 PM
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i think mouth is better.
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post 1441631621 05-11-2016, 10:27 PM
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post 1441659851 05-12-2016, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted By whitesox3223⏩
Anal Bros, help. The last and only time I actually managed to get the tip in, after plenty of fingering, she complained of gas/painful bloating all day the next day. Basically assuming that air was pumped into it. Have not been granted entrance since. What do to prevent such things?

She loves having the starfish played with. It's literally one of my favorite things in the whole wide world bros. halp
Haha sorry bro.. The tip of a dick isn't going to give you gas a whole day later. You'd fart it out in an hour.

Sounds like she's making up excuses.

Then again, I doubt my girlfriend would tell me if she had the farts and I've never had the tip of a cock inside me.
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post 1441659931 05-12-2016, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Sema2015⏩
Rather just eat it
youd rather just eat your own creampie? sick brah
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post 1441660641 05-12-2016, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Thoz⏩
Beats vagina and mouth by far.

Anyone else agrees?
anyone saying this has obviously never had real life sex.
post 1441662891 05-12-2016, 04:05 AM
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ITT: people who claim anal is the best but in reality have never done it. (wizard above me)


You're legit homo if you think anything sexual is better than busting inside a HBB who's not on birth control...

brb 100,000,000 years of evolutionary psychological pressure to impregnate the mate with the best genes

brb she wants it

brb you want it

brb both into it

brb evolution roaring in your brain as she climaxes beneath you





I swear to god miscers learn about sex by observing their unhappy parents and their scheduled "sex night" once every 3 weeks. Sex is meant to be spontaneous, who the fuk wants to get intimate then have to wait 20 minutes while a girl prepares properly for anal to not be disgusting as fuk?
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lol mouth is the best its a sucking vagina
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post 1441666031 05-12-2016, 04:54 AM
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post 1441666481 05-12-2016, 05:00 AM
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anal brings out the sadist side of me, the more it hurts them the better it is. No idea why, it's only like that with anal, no other area of life at all.
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post 1441667761 05-12-2016, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By immune18⏩
anal brings out the sadist side of me, the more it hurts them the better it is. No idea why, it's only like that with anal, no other area of life at all.
do you ever manage to squeeze your angus hard enough to actually hurt him though?
Less thunder in mouth, more lightning in hand.
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SRS question does the jyzz ooze out like the vagina, does she fart it out, does it come out with poop?
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Originally Posted By LikeAMachine⏩
Anal is for homosexuals
This ^

Also can never beat the feeling of exploding 3 times in a row in gf's mouth HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggg *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* SURFACES FOR AIR *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* EXPLOOOOOOOODEEEE CUM ooozes out from the corners of her mouth.



So fkn good.
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Originally Posted By DatPass⏩
ITT: people who claim anal is the best but in reality have never done it. (wizard above me)


You're legit homo if you think anything sexual is better than busting inside a HBB who's not on birth control...

brb 100,000,000 years of evolutionary psychological pressure to impregnate the mate with the best genes

brb she wants it

brb you want it

brb both into it

brb evolution roaring in your brain as she climaxes beneath you





I swear to god miscers learn about sex by observing their unhappy parents and their scheduled "sex night" once every 3 weeks. Sex is meant to be spontaneous, who the fuk wants to get intimate then have to wait 20 minutes while a girl prepares properly for anal to not be disgusting as fuk?
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Originally Posted By Brdprey⏩
hell no, that soft pink and warm pocket of wetness is much more inviting than that tight ring.
and i would rather smell unwashed pssy vs that schit smell when you pull out and nearly fkn barf
Originally Posted By davidblowie⏩
this ass smell is disgusting
And that is why I have no interest in phuckin ass.
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Ass is ok but a nice BJ is better by far, imo...

1. Busting in mouth

2. Busting in ass

3. Busting in poon

4. Busting from a good hand job
more like

1. busting in ass

2. jacking off and crying

3. busting in poon

4. busting in mouth

5. killing myself

6. eyeballs bursting from being immersed in flames

7. busting from a handjob
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AKA chocolate creampie
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.
fukn lol, you thinking that because people aren't talking about it they aren't doing it


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