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post 1694985143 12-17-2023, 01:56 AM
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Sloot said “there’s a lot to unpack here” when I told her I expect blowjobs

One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding. Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.

Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”

She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.

So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.

I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”

What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.

Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
post 1694985193 12-17-2023, 01:59 AM
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Didn’t read

But lol at saying you expect blowjobs

U r a retard
post 1694985203 12-17-2023, 02:00 AM
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Ok Chad
post 1694985503 12-17-2023, 02:26 AM
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Lold find someone else to bring srs
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post 1694985633 12-17-2023, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding.

Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
This whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.


I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
post 1694985663 12-17-2023, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
This whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.


I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
Yeah. I would have just told her she's not coming instead of trying to beg for blowjobs.
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post 1694985853 12-17-2023, 02:50 AM
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lol she is just using you to be a +1 to an all expenses paid trip/wedding

idiot
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post 1694985933 12-17-2023, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
This whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.


I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
Just lol @ even considering to bring a sloot you haven’t ravaged yet
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post 1694985963 12-17-2023, 02:56 AM
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is that what you said ? Sounds autistic tbh
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post 1694986083 12-17-2023, 03:01 AM
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post 1694986343 12-17-2023, 03:15 AM
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post 1694986433 12-17-2023, 03:23 AM
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post 1694986463 12-17-2023, 03:25 AM
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post 1694986863 12-17-2023, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up.
I don’t think this is correct; it’s moreso a reflection of your own psychology and perhaps a deathly concern with being alpha or something like that.

I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore, despite the fact she’s engaging in a whorish arrangement. It’s kinda like having an abortion, it’s an ugly thing and so you have to do what you must to justify it on a psychological level.

She’s aware of what she’s getting into, she probably just doesn’t want to be so “on the nose” about it.

I actually think your approach comes off as somewhat insecure and petty. Almost like you’re worried that you lack the seduction skills to get what you want over the weekend. Instead, you have to get a verbal agreement from her that she will be your whore.
post 1694986923 12-17-2023, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
I don’t think this is correct; it’s moreso a reflection of your own psychology and perhaps a deathly concern with being alpha or something like that.

I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore, despite the fact she’s engaging in a whorish arrangement. It’s kinda like having an abortion, it’s an ugly thing and so you have to do what you must to justify it on a psychological level.

She’s aware of what she’s getting into, she probably just doesn’t want to be so “on the nose” about it.

I actually think your approach comes off as somewhat insecure and petty. Almost like you’re worried that you lack the seduction skills to get what you want over the weekend. Instead, you have to get a verbal agreement from her that she will be your whore.
repped

OP is basically begging for sex, but instead of begging for it, he'ss demanding it and thinks he sounds alpha.... if it happens it happens lmao
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post 1694986983 12-17-2023, 03:54 AM
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post 1694987063 12-17-2023, 03:59 AM
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Whoremaxxers...how many 10/10 hookers could you get with the 4k OP just spend?
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post 1694987163 12-17-2023, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Agreed
Then say no? She can easily stay home and get pounded out by the usual tinder chads instead of accepting $4k worth of travel. This isn't a complex moral issue.
post 1694987413 12-17-2023, 04:28 AM
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OP, have her make you some BJ coupons in exchange for the travel and accommodations. Just make sure you negotiate enough to cover the entire trip.
post 1694987433 12-17-2023, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Then say no? She can easily stay home and get pounded out by the usual tinder chads instead of accepting $4k worth of travel. This isn't a complex moral issue.
For a smart brah I’m surprised you’re struggling with this.

Look up “cognitive dissonance”, as that’s the crux of what I’m talking about.
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
For a smart brah I’m surprised you’re struggling with this.

Look up “cognitive dissonance”, as that’s the crux of what I’m talking about.
he might be smart but he sucks with women
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Bro you can't just blatantly treat her like a hooker if this is someone you're wanting to make your "girlfriend".

I went to a wedding in the summer as a +1 of a girl I know, she drove and paid for the hotel.

You're spending thousands and "95% of costs" like an absolute chump.
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Why not spend that money on a girl who would suck your dick or already did?

It don't make sense what you're doing OP.
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Tell her there will be a lot to unpack when she is unzipping your pants
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.

I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
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is this on seekingarrangements or something? cause then it makes more sense

but i do think its a bit "off" if this is a normal girl and she was just going to come with you
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
Translation: Sloot loves giving bj's to Chad, but doesn't want to give you bj's, brah. You're getting played, Oliver. Take a girl you've already boinked, this one is going to blue-ball you to hell and say "I see you as a friend, but thank you for the fun holiday".
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