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10-22-2021, 08:33 PM
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OP is that dude everyone entices to do some stupid chit cause they wanna see him look like an idiot and he does it cause he thinks they are his friends and wants to be cool and earn their respect. shes reking him hard
10-22-2021, 08:35 PM
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Another quick follow update. She is destroying lmfao




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10-22-2021, 08:37 PM
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10-22-2021, 08:37 PM
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Time to throw the kitchen sink
Ask for nudes
Ask for nudes
10-22-2021, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By rockr101⏩
I’m in tears browhy tf are all her responses funny
lmao
lmao
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10-22-2021, 08:39 PM
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[QUOTE=TheBrentmeister post_id=1649458363]Another quick follow update. She is destroying lmfao
[img]https://i.ibb.co/16Fg8yq/D17-CDDFD-FB1-F-4-BF3-9-C94-4-BBCC4-DB2-FB5.jpg[img]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/6XKxQCs/329-AD0-CD-A5-A6-43-AC-BEEF-858454-A51-B7-A.jpg[img][/QUOTE]fkn LOL
[QUOTE=SuperHercules post_id=1649458503]Copefear must be enjoying this thread
OP ask her if she'll stomp on your balls and piss in your mouth[/QUOTE]Also this, hail mary, Op
[img]https://i.ibb.co/16Fg8yq/D17-CDDFD-FB1-F-4-BF3-9-C94-4-BBCC4-DB2-FB5.jpg[img]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/6XKxQCs/329-AD0-CD-A5-A6-43-AC-BEEF-858454-A51-B7-A.jpg[img][/QUOTE]fkn LOL
[QUOTE=SuperHercules post_id=1649458503]Copefear must be enjoying this thread
OP ask her if she'll stomp on your balls and piss in your mouth[/QUOTE]Also this, hail mary, Op
10-22-2021, 08:41 PM
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"Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day."
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day."
10-22-2021, 08:43 PM
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Filipina sloots are terribly insecure. She’d off herself if he sent the nose too crooked copypasta lmao
10-22-2021, 08:44 PM
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10-22-2021, 09:04 PM
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Turd negging is working
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
10-22-2021, 09:05 PM
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Lol good job OP. You are clearly living in her head. Hit her with “I just pray to god you have invested in a good plunger. Send nudes when convenient”
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10-22-2021, 09:07 PM
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OP still getting rekt by a 4/10 Filipina.
Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Why do people find this turd chit funny? Misc really has gone full autist.Turd negging is working
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
Never take it personal, even when it is.
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10-22-2021, 09:10 PM
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10-22-2021, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Might as well go with it.Turd negging is working
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
Ok lady now you have my attention but it is not yet well established and that is due to my justified fear of what would occur if I were to invite you to my place for an evening rendezvous because you are clearly prone to frequenting chipotle for lunch and thus it is reasonable to assume your colon would be packed to the brim upon arrival and the moment you entered my abode I could imagine you would hastily trot off to the potty only to unload a gargantuan chocolate anaconda that would leave me plungering my own toilet for hours on end making no progress whilst suffocating myself with my own shirt pulled up over my nose and so how would you suggest we rectify this disastrous inevitability
Maybe GMiscer will have a go at it next. I want to see what GMiscer can do now.
10-22-2021, 09:20 PM
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It’s like 4:20 in the morning in England and OP acts like he is talking to her during a Friday night when she is drinking???
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10-22-2021, 09:35 PM
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Lol @ turd negging
Maybe “be honest though, just how large and how frequent are the Mandingo-sized Obama dolls beast chicken deposits into your toilet? You can’t possibly tell me that beast chicken doesn’t have the largest and smelliest turds known to man”
Maybe “be honest though, just how large and how frequent are the Mandingo-sized Obama dolls beast chicken deposits into your toilet? You can’t possibly tell me that beast chicken doesn’t have the largest and smelliest turds known to man”
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10-22-2021, 09:48 PM
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knew the plunger text would do nothing. her english isnt fluent enough for thunderpants poetry
dude get her to do some stupid chit. shes absolutely rek'n you in back and forth banter mate.
google some fat nuts your skin color and send it to her like "what now??"
maybe thats a bad idea lol but anything but misc copy pasta. Shes impervious to it.
dude get her to do some stupid chit. shes absolutely rek'n you in back and forth banter mate.
google some fat nuts your skin color and send it to her like "what now??"
maybe thats a bad idea lol but anything but misc copy pasta. Shes impervious to it.
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10-22-2021, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted By iabs⏩
I told him to say "I prefer classy women" in the last thread to drive her nuts, but way too late now.It is so easy to put that flat nose bich in her place, you're just pathetic, OP.
A simple "sorry, I'm just not interested in you, and it has nothing to do with your drinking problem and low class, more like your flat nose/ass".
A simple "sorry, I'm just not interested in you, and it has nothing to do with your drinking problem and low class, more like your flat nose/ass".
Originally Posted By Slurgie⏩
Eh, I think they both are tbh. She's clearly bothered.This is painful. OP is getting decimated.
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10-22-2021, 10:01 PM
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"I was wanking until you sent me those photos of you. Beast chicken must be eating all the food because you have no ass. I get why he has to drink to fuk you."
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10-22-2021, 10:01 PM
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yeah this girl seems like she's trying too hard. she's clearly rustled, herself.
10-22-2021, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
under normal circumstances i'd say she was rustled but this chick is a right bellend. real brain dead slagyeah this girl seems like she's trying too hard. she's clearly rustled, herself.
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10-22-2021, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩
Ye, possibly just a crazy slut whoring for more attention.under normal circumstances i'd say she was rustled but this chick is a right bellend. real brain dead slag
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10-22-2021, 10:30 PM
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This chick is funny in an autistic way, but she's clearly rustled. She's putting a lot of effort into trying to get back at OP.
OP should either send another Thunderpants line or else this:
OP should either send another Thunderpants line or else this:
Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
Lol good job OP. You are clearly living in her head. Hit her with “I just pray to god you have invested in a good plunger. Send nudes when convenient”
10-22-2021, 11:02 PM
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This for reps
"As someone who is a legit 8.5/10 facially and also has a good body to go with it let me just say that it's not as easy as people make it out to be.
When you're good looking people automatically assume positive traits about you in every other area too....brb this guy must have a good personality, must be out-going, must have a large social circle, must this, must that, yada yada yada..when you fall short of that people are disappointed
Yes, it's easier to get laid being good looking but you'd be surprised at the number of women(and guys) that are intimidated by someone who is extremely well built and good looking.
Every girl I've been with has told me that she had been intimidated by me from the beginning and that if I didn't approach them that they never would have approached me because they told me they feared the rejection."
"As someone who is a legit 8.5/10 facially and also has a good body to go with it let me just say that it's not as easy as people make it out to be.
When you're good looking people automatically assume positive traits about you in every other area too....brb this guy must have a good personality, must be out-going, must have a large social circle, must this, must that, yada yada yada..when you fall short of that people are disappointed
Yes, it's easier to get laid being good looking but you'd be surprised at the number of women(and guys) that are intimidated by someone who is extremely well built and good looking.
Every girl I've been with has told me that she had been intimidated by me from the beginning and that if I didn't approach them that they never would have approached me because they told me they feared the rejection."
10-22-2021, 11:13 PM
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Why does she keep bragging about landing that baldcel bloatlord, that guy is disgusting and would make me not want to fuk her knowing that his nasty ass has been all over her. Imagine him suffocating her under his massive weight in missionary, pushing all of his 4 inches in her sweating all over the place on her. its so groce.
Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
lmao do this one OPThis for reps
"As someone who is a legit 8.5/10 facially and also has a good body to go with it let me just say that it's not as easy as people make it out to be.
When you're good looking people automatically assume positive traits about you in every other area too....brb this guy must have a good personality, must be out-going, must have a large social circle, must this, must that, yada yada yada..when you fall short of that people are disappointed
Yes, it's easier to get laid being good looking but you'd be surprised at the number of women(and guys) that are intimidated by someone who is extremely well built and good looking.
Every girl I've been with has told me that she had been intimidated by me from the beginning and that if I didn't approach them that they never would have approached me because they told me they feared the rejection."
"As someone who is a legit 8.5/10 facially and also has a good body to go with it let me just say that it's not as easy as people make it out to be.
When you're good looking people automatically assume positive traits about you in every other area too....brb this guy must have a good personality, must be out-going, must have a large social circle, must this, must that, yada yada yada..when you fall short of that people are disappointed
Yes, it's easier to get laid being good looking but you'd be surprised at the number of women(and guys) that are intimidated by someone who is extremely well built and good looking.
Every girl I've been with has told me that she had been intimidated by me from the beginning and that if I didn't approach them that they never would have approached me because they told me they feared the rejection."
10-22-2021, 11:15 PM
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Send me her number OP. I love Filipinas. Goddamn LBFMs
Wort ew in th wold.
10-22-2021, 11:17 PM
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Call me crazy but I'm convinced this chick is into OP lmfao. Way too much time and attention spent on this. Top tier thread lmao .
Go cold for 12 hours and hit her with the "I was drunk, sorry about last night"
Go cold for 12 hours and hit her with the "I was drunk, sorry about last night"
10-22-2021, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Joggernot⏩
OP has to be better looking than her current dudeCall me crazy but I'm convinced this chick is into OP lmfao. Way too much time and attention spent on this. Top tier thread lmao .
Go cold for 12 hours and hit her with the "I was drunk, sorry about last night"
Go cold for 12 hours and hit her with the "I was drunk, sorry about last night"
and she keeps replying to him. she didnt tell him to fuk off or say shes blocking him.
she likes him or atleast the attention from him
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