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Thread: Cheating ho wants to fukk - the final chapter

post 667326021 04-20-2011, 06:18 PM
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McPeePants1 has got to be trolling. Either that or grandpa forgot his alzheimers medication and couldn't recall the last 172 pages of this thread while he wrote his response. Anyway, I'll reiterate it for the 1000th time....This isn't about sex or showing off, it's about saving somebody from a $hit relationship with a particularly disrespectful and repugnant cheater, and humiliating the cheater in the process (a side-bonus).
post 667327191 04-20-2011, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By TheRejuvenated⏩
....wat
Gingervirgin/10

not a single fck was given.
So I live by two words, "Phuck you, Rep Me"
post 667327321 04-20-2011, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By McPeePants1⏩
Sorry my friend... I am on edge I have lived a hard life.

Lemme tell you a little story...things like this seem to happen to me often..



I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Dont even peek in there. I take key and go to room to sleep.

Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. By the way who is in that room? She look at me and begin to tell story.

There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

I tell her I dont give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
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post 667327931 04-20-2011, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By sprew1612⏩
McPeePants1 has got to be trolling. Either that or grandpa forgot his alzheimers medication and couldn't recall the last 172 pages of this thread while he wrote his response. Anyway, I'll reiterate it for the 1000th time....This isn't about sex or showing off, it's about saving somebody from a $hit relationship with a particularly disrespectful and repugnant cheater, and humiliating the cheater in the process (a side-bonus).
I appreciate your concern my friend..but I am not a grandpa..


I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends?) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad
post 667328601 04-20-2011, 06:22 PM
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Any updates from after YBD sent message to fiance?
post 667330021 04-20-2011, 06:25 PM
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McPeePants1 is the king of copypasta trolling.

post 667330131 04-20-2011, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By McPeePants1⏩
I appreciate your concern my friend..but I am not a grandpa..


I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends?) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad
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post 667330301 04-20-2011, 06:26 PM
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MC-and this condition followed you into your transformations correct? From spider, to cow, to worm? This is quite a medical anomaly.
post 667340281 04-20-2011, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
u ever heard of a sarcasm sportyou should untighten your @$$hole and chill out. btw your rants are hilarious.
Wow bro. I've never seen someone get trolled so hard.

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That it explains it.
post 667343701 04-20-2011, 06:54 PM
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cliffs
post 667344281 04-20-2011, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By cliffsbrah⏩
cliffs
strong username
post 667346651 04-20-2011, 06:59 PM
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would have to be the most epic thread of all time. MIND IS STILL BLOWN. Misc is truly a wonder. The power of the Misc fkn crazy
post 667352751 04-20-2011, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Shangius⏩
Wow bro. I've never seen someone get trolled so hard.

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That it explains it.
this.. holy **** lold so hard
post 667371901 04-20-2011, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Derek1995⏩
strong username
Lol'd
yolo
tuf
post 667376301 04-20-2011, 07:51 PM
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500th post - Reps inside 04-15-2011 02:53 AM inchamery Wasn't even trying to get at you bruh, no need for this neg
MMMC
post 667391301 04-20-2011, 08:19 PM
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wtf is goin on ?
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post 667397481 04-20-2011, 08:31 PM
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wut was fiances response *******s
post 667398591 04-20-2011, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Showtime123⏩
wut was fiances response *******s
We do not know, but she got kicked out.
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

LTC
post 667405121 04-20-2011, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By SELVER7⏩
wtf is goin on ?
See cliffs. (below.. last repost.. hopefully last page)
Originally Posted By Showtime123⏩
wut was fiances response *******s
Fiance never responded. Dave only knows she got kicked out because she sent him a hate message on ********. Dave sent video back and got blocked. Actual details of their break up or her getting kicked out are unknown. Since Dave is blocked we also won't ever know if the fiance takes her back or if she is on her own to get into random 3-somes now. Since Dave is blocked and the fiance never got back to him this is literally over. Nothing else can really happen at this point.
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Dave blocked. Thread over.




RECENT DEVELOPMENTS FROM MOST RECENT BACKWARDS.

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Cliffs of Cliffs:YBD ran into an old friend he used to go to school with. She comes on to Dave via ******** despite being engaged. Dave refuses unless she has a 3-some. She agrees and Dave decides to do it and film as proof. He makes two videos that night. One has her face, name, and the date but won't be released because of misc detectives. Next is her having sex with Dave & Tony. Dave sent this all to the fiance and apparently the fiance has kicked her out. She's mad she has no place to stay now. Someone from The Sun wanted this story but Dave declined.

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CLIFFS:

NOTE: If you missed the first thread that got deleted I recreated all of Dave's post from it in two parts.
LINK PART #1 -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=665239311
LINK PART #2 -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=665239591
  • Dave went to school with a girl in London who eventually moved back home because she got engaged. Recently he ran into her again as she was in town visiting friends. She is still engaged but after the random meeting she started sending Dave flirty messages. Dave didn't want to mess with her but she agreed to a threesome with Dave and his friend. So now his plan is to do it and send the film to her fiance.
  • Dave believes she can say the screenshots and messages were false but she can't deny a video. Dave will try to do this in the least hurtful way possible but he plans to go through with it and aware the fiance.
  • Misc goes literally 60 pages of the following. YBD has only posted in this thread about 5 times.[ul]
  • People saying "in" or praising YBD for making a legendary thread.

  • People making an argument that YBD shouldn't do it because it will hurt the fiance or the fiance will kill himself.

  • YBD should arrange for the fiance to be the other guy that is going to hook up with her

  • YBD should go through with it and send the video to the fiance with the chat conversations because that would be "misc justice"

    • [ul]
  • For a while there was no video. People instead were talking about an old video from an old thread YBD made about sleeping with a bartender. That video got YBD and several other people banned. YBD won't be able to sleep with the girl outlined in this thread until later tonight (Friday). So there is no video at this time. Don't request the bartender video or pics because it will probably get this thread closed and earn yourself a ban. After that video though Dave promised in another thread that his future videos will contain less man ass.
  • Dave has decided he will make the video and share it with the misc. However to spare the fiance he will at first NOT show it to him and try to convince the fiance using just the chat logs. If the fiance doesn't believe it or still stays with her then he will use the video as a last resort.
  • Dave says the whole deal is scheduled to happen around 11:30 PM UK time. Bishamon can be the "other guy" if he can make it out to Liverpool by then.
  • If Bishamon can't make it to Liverpool in time then Dave's other friend Tony will be the one who is his tag team partner.
  • Dave is out to the gym and when he returns he intends to have the video. So he won't even come back to the misc after the gym. It's basically home, shower, out to meet the girl.
  • So Comply_or_Die setup a forum where the video could be posted but it got deleted because some WK's reported it for porn. If you find the link the forum is down so it won't matter.
  • The deed is done. She came over and she was giving Tony a BJ while Dave was banging her. At first she didn't notice Dave filming it but she caught on that Dave was after she saw the light from his camera phone then flipped out and ran out of the house naked. She threatens to call the police but Dave realizes he has evidence it was all consensual so he dared to do it. The video is crap quality but Dave won't distribute it here. This isn't over since the next step is to tell the fiance.
  • Dave did take another video before the one he is handing around where he says her name and the current date. In that video it shows her face as well. Dave WILL NOT upload that video because obviously people would be able to find her. He will only use it as proof when he attempts to aware the fiance if he needs to. He hopes he doesn't actually have to go as far as showing the fiance this video to prove it.
  • Dave is looking into other ways to post the video. He has posted it online but so far he uploaded it to several file and video sharing sites. I can't link to either site from here so you have to find it on your own. The file is in a 3gp format so you need a special player to play it.
  • It's about 2 AM in the UK now so Dave is going to go to sleep because he doubts the fiance is awake. Tomorrow he will aware him on whats going on.
  • She threatens Dave if he ever releases the video her dad will get people that will make Dave's life hell. Dave goes into "not a single f*** was given" mode. Dave is working on a sympathetic first draft and is in the process of telling the fiance. A picture of the message she sent threatening Dave is in the link below.
  • Dave posts a first draft of the message he intends to to send to the fiance for misc approval. He attempts to let him down as easy as possible. Dave doesn't even mention he had sex with her and just implies that she would cheat on him.
  • Dave has to create a new thread (this thread) because a mod said there were way too many links and posts asking for PM's. He notes he sent the fiance the original draft as outlined in the previous point.
  • Dave has saved links to the finances friends and family just in case the girl has access to her fiances ******** and intercepts the messages. He has also confirmed he will link to her this thread when all is over.
  • Fiance responds to Dave that he wants more evidence because she already told him all of this is a hoax. Old thread may need to be reopened to prove this after the mods clean it up. Dave can't meet the fiance in person because he lives in London which is 200 miles away.
  • Dave gets the e-mail address of the fiance and who says she will be home on Sunday and wants all the evidence so he can decide what to do by then. Dave has work in an hour and can't mess around so he just e-mailed the evidence to the fiance.
  • Dave was going to send the ******** pictures and the first video with her face and name but he messed up and accidentally sent the sex video first. He wanted to hold this off until later if the fiance didn't believe but it's too late now.
  • People suggest this whole thing might be Dave trolling. To respond Dave posts a screenshot from the first video. Dave ends up never hearing back from the fiance.
  • After work Dave has a late night out drinking with his friends. He checks and sees the fiance hasn't responded so Dave sent him the second video anyway to be sure she can't lie her way out of this.
  • Dave has updated the original post with a hint on how to find the video so people will stop asking for it. If you still can't find it you might be out of luck.
  • Dave wakes up this morning to 57 missed calls from the girl and a ******** message in which she is quite obviously furious/devastated and threatens Dave's life. Her fiancee has kicked her out and she has no place to stay.
  • Dave decides to make a kiwiburger type "u mad" video but not link her to this thread to avoid legal trouble.
  • Dave gets a PM from a person named Neil Millard at the UK tabloid The Sun. Dave refuses to run the story but they may anyway.
  • Dave made the video of him using the kiwiburger "u mad line" and sent it to the girl. He also wonders about people calling him out on his 2 hour workout video. As far as her threats go. Dave is in "doesn't afraid of anything" mode.
  • She blocks Dave and tells him to drop dead.
  • Dave has possible man crush on Clive.
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    Damn. Sad to see the story come to an end
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    So bish got owned and is threatening YBD for ruining her life? Wow strong karma for her

    Oh well, what comes around goes around. Sorry to hear she's gone...

    LOL @ people thinking YBD now has a crush on Clive...his post seemed rather innocuous to me
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    YBD, could you send me an unwashed gym shirt of yours so I can say I possess the blood, sweat, and tears of Jesus?
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    I think it's done with.

    There's no way she's actually going to tell her Dad what happened...Looks like Dave scores a decisive victory.

    Thanks for making such a great thread mate. Really appreciate all the drama you have created here its been great for us guys to watch lol. I hope this isnt the last of your exploits we get to witness.


    edit: Also want to thank OMGaGURL for the constant epic cliffs. You are now the Official Cliff Man of the misc. Mods need to change your name to Clifford or something for the lulz. Seriously wouldnt have had a clue wtf was going on without your updates.
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    all i want is 1 more decent/fulfilling response from both the fiance and melissa and i think we can call it a wrap
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    ya boy dave man, it has been an honor watching you practice your craft. gjdm.
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    Thread could start up again if YBD gets threatened at work etc?
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    hilarious
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    Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
    lol stfu dude, not a single phuck was given. my relatives fought velociraptors and t-rexs, phuck you're little cats.
    Raptors IRL != Raptors from Jurassic Park. They were only like 2 feet tall and had feathers. Fuk your slightly above average chickens and blind as fuk T-Rexes with 12" arms. My ancestors fought fukking Charizards and Blastoises, come at me.
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