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post 668209391 04-22-2011, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MrFrumble
Reps to anyone who can shop Dave's head onto that kid's shoulders
something like this...?

chopped in like 5 min...

meh.. corrected the tilt..

post 668209951 04-22-2011, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Foques
something like this...?

chopped in like 5 min...


That'll do. Reps on recharge tomorrow for the effort.
post 668210691 04-22-2011, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted By dgosh
I was expecting lulz.....that was actually a stupid stupid video. I mean, I am now dumber for watching it. You have taken 35 seconds away from my life that I will never get back.
I lol'd hard at it... he scares me and makes me laugh.. I peed a lil from both
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post 668211221 04-22-2011, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Dexxter
I think it's done with.

There's no way she's actually going to tell her Dad what happened...Looks like Dave scores a decisive victory.

Thanks for making such a great thread mate. Really appreciate all the drama you have created here its been great for us guys to watch lol. I hope this isnt the last of your exploits we get to witness.


edit: Also want to thank OMGaGURL for the constant epic cliffs. You are now the Official Cliff Man of the misc. Mods need to change your name to Clifford or something for the lulz. Seriously wouldnt have had a clue wtf was going on without your updates.
I still want to see the fiance' recruited to the MISC
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post 668218951 04-22-2011, 06:56 AM
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Just gotta say, im so glad this went down so well without much detective action
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post 668220001 04-22-2011, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Foques
something like this...?

chopped in like 5 min...

meh.. corrected the tilt..

funnier than I expected.
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post 668245081 04-22-2011, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Blinkay
Just gotta say, im so glad this went down so well without much detective action
This. Finally an epic thread we can keep.
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post 668336211 04-22-2011, 11:26 AM
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I will show my children this thread, and also my grandchildren. This will now be passed down from generation to generation.

Thanks dave man
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post 668374011 04-22-2011, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Foques
something like this...?

chopped in like 5 min...

meh.. corrected the tilt..

remind me to rep you tomorrow *******
post 668389441 04-22-2011, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By DBrickshaw
remind me to rep you tomorrow *******
will do :P

I am going to redo it, though. Need to match the skin tones.
should I add anything to it?
post 668395131 04-22-2011, 01:08 PM
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ITT we are watching the double corrination street episodes and are not afraid to admit it
post 668589891 04-22-2011, 07:13 PM
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post 668676311 04-22-2011, 09:53 PM
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i think that may work a wee better..

post 668783221 04-23-2011, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By McPeePants1
This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.
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post 668787651 04-23-2011, 03:32 AM
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I have enjoyed this story
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Originally Posted By OMGaGURL
Dave blocked. Thread over.




RECENT DEVELOPMENTS FROM MOST RECENT BACKWARDS.


​​​​​​​​​​​​​​___________________________________​ ​​​​​​​​​​​​_________________________________ __

Cliffs of Cliffs:YBD ran into an old friend he used to go to school with. She comes on to Dave via ******** despite being engaged. Dave refuses unless she has a 3-some. She agrees and Dave decides to do it and film as proof. He makes two videos that night. One has her face, name, and the date but won't be released because of misc detectives. Next is her having sex with Dave & Tony. Dave sent this all to the fiance and apparently the fiance has kicked her out. She's mad she has no place to stay now. Someone from The Sun wanted this story but Dave declined.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​___________________________________​ ​​​​​​​​​​​​_________________________________ __

CLIFFS:

NOTE: If you missed the first thread that got deleted I recreated all of Dave's post from it in two parts.
LINK PART #1 -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=665239311
LINK PART #2 -> https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=665239591

  • Dave went to school with a girl in London who eventually moved back home because she got engaged. Recently he ran into her again as she was in town visiting friends. She is still engaged but after the random meeting she started sending Dave flirty messages. Dave didn't want to mess with her but she agreed to a threesome with Dave and his friend. So now his plan is to do it and send the film to her fiance.
  • Dave believes she can say the screenshots and messages were false but she can't deny a video. Dave will try to do this in the least hurtful way possible but he plans to go through with it and aware the fiance.
  • Misc goes literally 60 pages of the following. YBD has only posted in this thread about 5 times.[ul]
  • People saying "in" or praising YBD for making a legendary thread.

  • People making an argument that YBD shouldn't do it because it will hurt the fiance or the fiance will kill himself.

  • YBD should arrange for the fiance to be the other guy that is going to hook up with her

  • YBD should go through with it and send the video to the fiance with the chat conversations because that would be "misc justice"

  • [ul]
  • For a while there was no video. People instead were talking about an old video from an old thread YBD made about sleeping with a bartender. That video got YBD and several other people banned. YBD won't be able to sleep with the girl outlined in this thread until later tonight (Friday). So there is no video at this time. Don't request the bartender video or pics because it will probably get this thread closed and earn yourself a ban. After that video though Dave promised in another thread that his future videos will contain less man ass.
  • Dave has decided he will make the video and share it with the misc. However to spare the fiance he will at first NOT show it to him and try to convince the fiance using just the chat logs. If the fiance doesn't believe it or still stays with her then he will use the video as a last resort.
  • Dave says the whole deal is scheduled to happen around 11:30 PM UK time. Bishamon can be the "other guy" if he can make it out to Liverpool by then.
  • If Bishamon can't make it to Liverpool in time then Dave's other friend Tony will be the one who is his tag team partner.
  • Dave is out to the gym and when he returns he intends to have the video. So he won't even come back to the misc after the gym. It's basically home, shower, out to meet the girl.
  • So Comply_or_Die setup a forum where the video could be posted but it got deleted because some WK's reported it for porn. If you find the link the forum is down so it won't matter.
  • The deed is done. She came over and she was giving Tony a BJ while Dave was banging her. At first she didn't notice Dave filming it but she caught on that Dave was after she saw the light from his camera phone then flipped out and ran out of the house naked. She threatens to call the police but Dave realizes he has evidence it was all consensual so he dared to do it. The video is crap quality but Dave won't distribute it here. This isn't over since the next step is to tell the fiance.
  • Dave did take another video before the one he is handing around where he says her name and the current date. In that video it shows her face as well. Dave WILL NOT upload that video because obviously people would be able to find her. He will only use it as proof when he attempts to aware the fiance if he needs to. He hopes he doesn't actually have to go as far as showing the fiance this video to prove it.
  • Dave is looking into other ways to post the video. He has posted it online but so far he uploaded it to several file and video sharing sites. I can't link to either site from here so you have to find it on your own. The file is in a 3gp format so you need a special player to play it.
  • It's about 2 AM in the UK now so Dave is going to go to sleep because he doubts the fiance is awake. Tomorrow he will aware him on whats going on.
  • She threatens Dave if he ever releases the video her dad will get people that will make Dave's life hell. Dave goes into "not a single f*** was given" mode. Dave is working on a sympathetic first draft and is in the process of telling the fiance. A picture of the message she sent threatening Dave is in the link below.
  • Dave posts a first draft of the message he intends to to send to the fiance for misc approval. He attempts to let him down as easy as possible. Dave doesn't even mention he had sex with her and just implies that she would cheat on him.
  • Dave has to create a new thread (this thread) because a mod said there were way too many links and posts asking for PM's. He notes he sent the fiance the original draft as outlined in the previous point.
  • Dave has saved links to the finances friends and family just in case the girl has access to her fiances ******** and intercepts the messages. He has also confirmed he will link to her this thread when all is over.
  • Fiance responds to Dave that he wants more evidence because she already told him all of this is a hoax. Old thread may need to be reopened to prove this after the mods clean it up. Dave can't meet the fiance in person because he lives in London which is 200 miles away.
  • Dave gets the e-mail address of the fiance and who says she will be home on Sunday and wants all the evidence so he can decide what to do by then. Dave has work in an hour and can't mess around so he just e-mailed the evidence to the fiance.
  • Dave was going to send the ******** pictures and the first video with her face and name but he messed up and accidentally sent the sex video first. He wanted to hold this off until later if the fiance didn't believe but it's too late now.
  • People suggest this whole thing might be Dave trolling. To respond Dave posts a screenshot from the first video. Dave ends up never hearing back from the fiance.
  • After work Dave has a late night out drinking with his friends. He checks and sees the fiance hasn't responded so Dave sent him the second video anyway to be sure she can't lie her way out of this.
  • Dave has updated the original post with a hint on how to find the video so people will stop asking for it. If you still can't find it you might be out of luck.
  • Dave wakes up this morning to 57 missed calls from the girl and a ******** message in which she is quite obviously furious/devastated and threatens Dave's life. Her fiancee has kicked her out and she has no place to stay.
  • Dave decides to make a kiwiburger type "u mad" video but not link her to this thread to avoid legal trouble.
  • Dave gets a PM from a person named Neil Millard at the UK tabloid The Sun. Dave refuses to run the story but they may anyway.
  • Dave made the video of him using the kiwiburger "u mad line" and sent it to the girl. He also wonders about people calling him out on his 2 hour workout video. As far as her threats go. Dave is in "doesn't afraid of anything" mode.
  • She blocks Dave and tells him to drop dead.
  • Dave has possible man crush on Clive.
  • Those aren't cliffs, that's a detailed summary.
    Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart eachother, then themselves.
    post 668791481 04-23-2011, 03:54 AM
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    u mir-r-r-r-r-r-r-in
    post 668893091 04-23-2011, 10:47 AM
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    Originally Posted By dgosh
    I was expecting lulz.....that was actually a stupid stupid video. I mean, I am now dumber for watching it. You have taken 35 seconds away from my life that I will never get back.
    go to bed 35sec later then you normaly would. There you go. 35 more sec of life you wouldnt of had.
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    post 668911481 04-23-2011, 11:29 AM
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    Originally Posted By Justin23454
    go to bed 35sec later then you normaly would. There you go. 35 more sec of life you wouldnt of had.
    blown
    ...imnoting
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    It's being reported in another thread that YBD is being held by the police. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showpo...&postcount=153
    RIP Zyzz?

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    Originally Posted By tmoney1983
    It's being reported in another thread that YBD is being held by the police. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showpo...&postcount=153
    Damn I should have been paying attention


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    post 669947071 04-25-2011, 06:54 AM
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    Originally Posted By GM54
    Damn I should have been paying attention


    Im.gonna get shirts made "FREE YBD"
    In for 1. LG please.
    RIP Zyzz?

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    Originally Posted By tmoney1983
    It's being reported in another thread that YBD is being held by the police. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showpo...&postcount=153
    Reliable source, brah.
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    where are the latest clifffsss
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    Originally Posted By tmoney1983
    It's being reported in another thread that YBD is being held by the police. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showpo...&postcount=153
    You negged me for this? LOLOL, you must feel powerful champ.
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    Originally Posted By pinoykcin
    where are the latest clifffsss
    Top of page 174 had the final version.

    CLIFFS:CLIFFS:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=667405591
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    lmao if YBD has been busted by the 5-0


    FREE DAVE
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    Originally Posted By tmoney1983
    It's being reported in another thread that YBD is being held by the police. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showpo...&postcount=153
    Post was made on 4-23-2011. Dave's profile shows he was online yesterday afternoon. Dave would have said something if he got arrested for this which would have added to the epicness of this thread. So I'm going to have to go ahead and say that post is full of BS.
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    wat is going on?
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