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Thread: Beta/Cringe thread

post 972798573 11-01-2012, 02:20 PM
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This thread fuking gave me cancer
My johnnies have been ruffled so hard they cannot be unruffled

Each one of these guys will be the next generation of forever aloners, they need to be sterilised.
No girl wants this, they only like this sh*t because they want to see how far guys will make themselves look stupid for them
post 972799113 11-01-2012, 02:21 PM
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Both are stories

1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together

2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
post 972800163 11-01-2012, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
girl broke up with this dude

he then posted this

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post 972800763 11-01-2012, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
Both are stories

1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together

2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
Not sure if my jimmies can comprehend either of those stories being true.
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post 972801713 11-01-2012, 02:27 PM
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Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:

"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
post 972801793 11-01-2012, 02:27 PM
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post 972803123 11-01-2012, 02:30 PM
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The beer pong story just rustled my Jefferies. Someone posted it as their story in the "What is the most beta thing you have done" thread.
post 972803513 11-01-2012, 02:31 PM
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guy tries to win his ex-gf by humiliating himself publicly

starts at 0:50

post 972803713 11-01-2012, 02:31 PM
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im so upset. My panies have never been so bundled
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post 972807173 11-01-2012, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Whoever started these things should be kicked in the head
post 972812683 11-01-2012, 02:50 PM
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is it wierd that my jimmies remain unrusstled? i dont reli care abt these betas. in a world, betas must exist. with out them there would be no alphas
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post 972813733 11-01-2012, 02:52 PM
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yea and the face of that asian guy makes me fukin rage. His ****gy long face, his ****gy haircut and the way he is wearing a cap thats probably attached with bobby pins to his hair.

If i could punch one person, it would seriously be this guy, fuk im about to punch my screen right now so its sort of like punching him.
post 972814203 11-01-2012, 02:54 PM
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Usually it's the womens logic threads that piss me off but this one did it, I....WILL.....NEVER.......come in this thread again........EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
post 972815313 11-01-2012, 02:56 PM
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lol this guy's ex cheated on him with another guy and broke up with himA YEAR AGO, he posts **** like this like every week (this was the latest). I also think the person who responded to that is a fake profile he made of a girl and he posts with it often on his statuses. (he's the only one who likes his own statuses lol).

He also still wants to get back with his ex. I have tried multiple times to get him to move on by PMing him and he says he has moved on but still posts this chit lawl. I genuinely feed bad for this guy. He also posts pictures of other guys' abs and says that it's him (probably to make his ex jealous? lol w0t?) Will post more from him if interested, but there's too many lawl.

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post 972815563 11-01-2012, 02:57 PM
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post 972815943 11-01-2012, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By 6BT⏩
Whoever started these things should be kicked in the head
I would murder someone if I found my face being used to create those things.
post 972816223 11-01-2012, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By LivinoffBliss⏩
in a world, betas must exist. with out them there would be no alphas
Holy ****. Mind = blown - Repped.
post 972819553 11-01-2012, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:

"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
i don't think my jonathons will ever be the same after reading that.
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post 972820353 11-01-2012, 03:08 PM
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Words cannot describe. This is worse than watching Sophia Coppola in "The Godfather Part III". I have to skip fully reading the ******** convos because my eyes will start bleeding.
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Originally Posted By bustermac⏩








does this look like a political thread? negged
post 972823743 11-01-2012, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
lol what the **** is this chit man.
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post 972828003 11-01-2012, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
wtf


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Don't know why you guys are all getting rustled, this chit is hilarious
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oh god this thread has put off me jerking it for an hour now. so many lulz
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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
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Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:

"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
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