Drunk Filipino girl just text me (beast chicken) (PIC)

10-20-2021, 10:30 PM

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Opie you really dropped the ball on a modified “Shutting this down” copypasta opportunity.

I’m Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, beastiality, hate, and pure idiocy you have been posting here lately truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: You found a beast chicken who loves and wants to marry you. You portrayed that in an unconventional venue, and it was a success. Good for you! Don't be such a negative ************ for the sake of being a dick...

The insane amount of texts degrading gay men also has to stop. I'll begin mass blocking for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Beast Chicken has more life experience than the vast majority of bloatmaxxers with the average age being around three fifty and knows your relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.

I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.

Then go NC.

10-20-2021, 10:36 PM

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#152

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Originally Posted By Ck4288⏩

Opie you really dropped the ball on a modified “Shutting this down” copypasta opportunity.

I’m Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, beastiality, hate, and pure idiocy you have been posting here lately truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: You found a beast chicken who loves and wants to marry you. You portrayed that in an unconventional venue, and it was a success. Good for you! Don't be such a negative ************ for the sake of being a dick...

The insane amount of texts degrading gay men also has to stop. I'll begin mass blocking for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Beast Chicken has more life experience than the vast majority of bloatmaxxers with the average age being around three fifty and knows your relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.

I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.

Then go NC.

Lmfao send this, he already lost but at least she'll be confused af

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10-20-2021, 11:20 PM

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#153

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Originally Posted By newbuck⏩

I’d respond, I’d be Surprised if The beast chicken still gets it’s up with ya and all that gear

. Bet I could do better for him
( if you still playing that homo angle )

That or, looked up the vid and was disappointed he couldn’t get it up with you but I guess that’s why you stick to feet baby girl kiss emoji

yeahhhh whatever you do, OP, don't follow this guy's advice ^

And relief washes over me in an awesome wave

10-20-2021, 11:42 PM

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Inb4 OP sucks beast chickens dink for the lols

10-20-2021, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted By Coal

Man, you already showed her that you're salty. Damn it op she's making you look like a real autist here.

Respond with:

"Hey, I'm actually good, you won't believe what happened today. Lol! Thanks for asking though, what drinks you having?"

what ever you do! DO NOT phucking write her "HEY IM ACTUALLY GOOD" the phuck? you can do literally so much chit rather then indirectly apologize. quote her with im so sry ignore pls wrong number and a laughing emoji and keep it simple and like youre phucking with her. reading that chit screamed " IM SORRY I DONT WANNA BLOW IT!" next thing you know after that lame ass message youre whole game is phucked up cause do you keep talking like a **** or do another personality change with normal you?

10-20-2021, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩

yeahhhh whatever you do, OP, don't follow this guy's advice ^

nah OPie... listen to that guy.... if you never want her to talk to you again. newbuck sounds like a 6th grader that has no game that has lied so much about having game that he actually believes he has game. all that chit is the cringies lame chit. if i saw someone texting any one of my chick friends that they would roast him and if i saw him out i wouldnt even dap him up if he put his hand out after all that

10-20-2021, 11:54 PM

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Sad Philipina. They do it unto themselves.

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10-20-2021, 11:54 PM

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#158

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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩

Might as well tell her to stomp on your balls and spit in your mouth at this point

This would actually be pretty funny

10-20-2021, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩

Just got rekt again. Tempted to block and admit I’ve been beast chickened and that’s that

why are you showing this sloot your feelings got hurt in the first place?? is this your first text convo with a girl? ya. nothing gets bishes pussys wetter than insecuritys. smh opie . scrap this ghost and find a new one or u may phuck and fall in love and she will get her back blown out by that guy again and next thing you know theres a thread "misc what do you do when she rips your hear to pieces?(SRS)?" (respect srs tag).

10-21-2021, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩

OP stop talking about the other damn dude.

say something like "you seem really obsessed with how horny i am and me playing with my c0ck. I'm starting to think you're interested"

thats what im phucking saying he actually likes her and hes butt hurt. you're playing yourself and screaming im insecure and im upset youre with THIS DUDE . shut the phuck up and if u wanna phuck her keep your focus on her. but shes kinda slooty sounding and a freak so im sure she has you figured out already. she either wants to phuck you for her gain at this point or she will cut you off

10-21-2021, 12:45 AM

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Tell her:

“Let me eat your ass when beast chicken gets done. “

Then ignore her for six months

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10-21-2021, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩

My dear lady I can assure you I have not wasted a mere moment of thought on you as an individual aside from a brief tangent during which concern developed for your toilet as you are clearly something of a chubby imbecile and you appear to be participating in coitus with a similarly portly moron and between the two of you I would venture to guess you are absolutely bombarding said toilet with lengthy chocolate anacondas that reside at the highest levels of both heinousness and volume and thus prolonged clogging that cannot be resolved through conventional mechanical methods is sure to develop and that being said my only advice is to invest in a quality plunger because you are definitely going to need it

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10-21-2021, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩

My dear lady I can assure you I have not wasted a mere moment of thought on you as an individual aside from a brief tangent during which concern developed for your toilet as you are clearly something of a chubby imbecile and you appear to be participating in coitus with a similarly portly moron and between the two of you I would venture to guess you are absolutely bombarding said toilet with lengthy chocolate anacondas that reside at the highest levels of both heinousness and volume and thus prolonged clogging that cannot be resolved through conventional mechanical methods is sure to develop and that being said my only advice is to invest in a quality plunger because you are definitely going to need it

OP, hit her with thunderpants ^

Only way you can win. Turn the convo into beast chicken’s dumps

mo e

10-21-2021, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩

The only way out is " Damn Autocorrect, I meant Breasts* instead of Beast, sorry chicken.

Why did you lean into the gay thing? LMFAO misc gonna misc. The woman is suffering some kind of serious neurosis, you just have to pull her string a little and she'd provide lulz by herself.

10-21-2021, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩

The only way out is " Damn Autocorrect, I meant Breasts* instead of Beast, sorry chicken.

Why did you lean into the gay thing? LMFAO misc gonna misc. The woman is suffering some kind of serious neurosis, you just have to pull her string a little and she'd provide lulz by herself.

why is she sneak dissing you? lol

10-21-2021, 01:29 AM

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Give updates OP, we need moreeee

10-21-2021, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩

Give updates OP, we need moreeee

opie played himself and now shes just gunna be telling opie what the dude shes phuckings dink looks like

10-21-2021, 02:16 AM

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OP shoot me her number and i'll have her sending nudes in 48 hours. You've proper fuked this up mate lol.

10-21-2021, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩

OP stop talking about the other damn dude.

say something like "you seem really obsessed with how horny i am and me playing with my c0ck. I'm starting to think you're interested"

This

10-21-2021, 02:21 AM

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I'm late to this but can someone tell me have we identified Beast Chicken's Misc username yet?

10-21-2021, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩

I'm late to this but can someone tell me have we identified Beast Chicken's Misc username yet?

Its more likely the girl is a miscer rather than beast chicken.

10-21-2021, 03:17 AM

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Why does it feel like I took a huge L and I didn’t even post in this thread?

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10-21-2021, 03:28 AM

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Can't believe this conversation is still going LMFAO

10-21-2021, 03:58 AM

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This thread keeps on giving

10-21-2021, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩

Why does it feel like I took a huge L and I didn’t even post in this thread?

Same. I feel second-hand cuckage reading that chick's abuse toward OP. Can't believe some guys can get talked to like that and just take it.

10-21-2021, 05:00 AM

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Really weak outcome

10-21-2021, 05:08 AM

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Just send her a direct copypasta of some thunderpants poetry with absolutely zero context or explanation. I've been compiling a few:

Most of these pictures look like they could have been taken while standing in line at chipotle and we all know that means mere moments later these ladies were rapidly waddling off to the nearest public restroom to extrude ghastly chocolate rump vipers that clog the toilet so badly a full week of aggressive drain snaking by a professional plumber only returns function to between ten and twenty percent of standard flushing capacity

The gum thing is clearly an unfortunate injury stemming from her extremely aggressive pushing whilst mounted atop the potty and thus we can conclude she is routinely farting out heinous fudgey atrocities which that poor bearded imbecile is likely forced to drag from the toilet and hack up like he is manically dismembering a corpse because lord knows nothing coming out of her body is potentially flushable using current plumbing technology

With some slight tweaking, the last one would fit the beast chicken. srs.

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10-21-2021, 05:15 AM

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OP pls respond

this maybe one of the most entertaining threads rn

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10-21-2021, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted By wolfofmarkcity⏩

Same. I feel second-hand cuckage reading that chick's abuse toward OP. Can't believe some guys can get talked to like that and just take it.

It seems like OP started off with all the cards:

- Beast is a flat out disgusting and overweight hideous looking dude with no hair.

- Chicken is Filipina, bottom of the barrel ethnicity, known to have sex with white men just to get a bag of chips for dinner.

- Chicken embarrasses herself by sending texts to OP where she admitted to this hideous Beast sucking on her toes then a pic of him post-ejaculation napping.

-OP works at the same company and knows her friends, coworkers and boss.

I don’t know what else one could ask for to be in a more advantageous position with a female. OP held all the power.

Despite ALL of this given to him, OP loses in humiliating Cucklike fashion.