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Thread: Drunk Filipino girl just text me (beast chicken) (PIC)

post 1649350393 10-21-2021, 07:46 AM
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This is vintage Misc. We need more threads like this where the whole community gets to witness OP's trainwreck as it happens live. Keep responding OP!

As for the rest of ya'll: absolutely rettarded suggestions on what to text her. Jesus Christ the autism levels here could cause a nuclear meltdown.
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post 1649350673 10-21-2021, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Very weird to see a thread where the misc completely fails as a collective against a bitch on a text battle… and this one is the second one lmao.
Misc used to be better than this mayne.




OP WTF did you do? You had this bish wrecked. You see how she got passive aggressive as soon as you rejected her? Women can't handle rejection so she tried to trigger you. Your dumb ass response told her she got you. And then you kept responding with even more nonsense.

The ONLY way to recover now is to send her a pic of you smashing some hot bish. She's fukin some low value bloatlord (trust me she knows this), it will absolutely destroy her if you send her a pic with a hottie.
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op we need updates.

also, plz send what i suggested.
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post 1649351433 10-21-2021, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
It seems like OP started off with all the cards:


- Beast is a flat out disgusting and overweight hideous looking dude with no hair.

- Chicken is Filipina, bottom of the barrel ethnicity, known to have sex with white men just to get a bag of chips for dinner.

- Chicken embarrasses herself by sending texts to OP where she admitted to this hideous Beast sucking on her toes then a pic of him post-ejaculation napping.

-OP works at the same company and knows her friends, coworkers and boss.




I don’t know what else one could ask for to be in a more advantageous position with a female. OP held all the power.


Despite ALL of this given to him, OP loses in humiliating Cucklike fashion.
Lol, all of this is true. Absolutely ridiculous how this whole thing went down. The bloke is a delivery driver for dominoes. Shes a worthless fili who cleans toilets for a living. Yet here we are with OP literally wrecked. I'm dumbfounded and very much amused all at the same time.
post 1649351993 10-21-2021, 08:20 AM
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My theory is that she meant to write “He’s a Beast, chicken.” As in her and her friend call each other chicken.

But now that I think about it, I think she meant to write “He HAS a beast chicken” as in, he has a beast “cock”

She has odd misspellings throughout the text.




British people truly are weird.
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post 1649352013 10-21-2021, 08:21 AM
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Please have ThunderPants write your next response regarding Beast Chicken.
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post 1649352483 10-21-2021, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩
op we need updates.

also, plz send what i suggested.
No updates yet bro. I haven't sent anything. Thinking NC or I'll pick a response tonight and go with it - it's purely for laughs at this point so fuk it.
Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
My theory is that she meant to write “He’s a Beast, chicken.” As in her and her friend call each other chicken.

But now that I think about it, I think she meant to write “He HAS a beast chicken” as in, he has a beast “cock”

She has odd misspellings throughout the text.




British people truly are weird.
Yeah she meant "Beast, Chicken". This girl does not represent Britain lmao
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post 1649352643 10-21-2021, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
She sent that photo to make you jealous maybe you didnt give her attention but she mistaking your number for bestfriends is bs. After the apology failed there was no coming back anymore she started going crazy, fact is she burned the bridges after feeling humiliated of your ignoring her apology. You made her feel crazy but failed when you both got crazy, should have called her after she freaks out about you ignoring the apology.
Everytime a girl loses their chit texting you CALL. Its a bold confident move and shes less likely to say obnoxious chit because now its actually a conversation.

U dun goofd.
LOL what? Dude, if a girl sends me a text with a picture of a guy she's fukkin hugging her AND SHE SAYS HE LICKS HER FEET I do not want anything to do with her anymore, much less call her.
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post 1649352833 10-21-2021, 08:34 AM
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Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
lol
post 1649354123 10-21-2021, 08:53 AM
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Just lol......how have you not fukked this chick yet?

You really effed this one up with your horrible/beta texting. There was a fork in the road and you took the wrong turn.
post 1649354603 10-21-2021, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Just lol......how have you not fukked this chick yet?

You really effed this one up with your horrible/beta texting. There was a fork in the road and you took the wrong turn.
I don't want to fuk her lol, not interested in the slightest, especially after beast chicken has marinated her.
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post 1649354683 10-21-2021, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
I don't want to fuk her lol, not interested in the slightest, especially after beast chicken has marinated her.
It shows you how desperate miscers are when they think you want to smash this nasty bish.
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post 1649355053 10-21-2021, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
No updates yet bro. I haven't sent anything. Thinking NC or I'll pick a response tonight and go with it - it's purely for laughs at this point so fuk it.


Yeah she meant "Beast, Chicken". This girl does not represent Britain lmao
"Whoah, whoah, whoah. I think we've had some language barrier issues. Who the **** is Kevin?"

Lets see if we can do a 360 and walk away. Get her back on the hook before you go no contact.
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post 1649355453 10-21-2021, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
Thunderpants has spoken. This is your next reply.
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post 1649355533 10-21-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
No updates yet bro. I haven't sent anything. Thinking NC or I'll pick a response tonight and go with it - it's purely for laughs at this point so fuk it.
You think this is Lulzy?

We may troll around and play grab ass around here within the confines of our forum, but the MISC still has our Pride.

And you made us feel like Cucks.






You better redeem yourself and make us proud OP.
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post 1649355903 10-21-2021, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
LOL - OP, this is your only chance for redemption. Do it!
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
You think this is Lulzy?

We may troll around and play grab ass around here within the confines of our forum, but the MISC still has our Pride.

And you made us feel like Cucks.






You better redeem yourself and make us proud OP.
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post 1649356193 10-21-2021, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
this is it OP.

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was anyone else just really turned off to see she was banging that disgusting baldcel sub human?


like i couldnt have him as an eskimo brother, i just cant get the picture out of my head of his naked fat hairy ass plowing her and the smells and juices produced. its so groce. I cant believe she bragged about him.


On the one hand it means her standards are super low so she should be an easy lay but its also so groce picturing that guy banging her. if i want to picture her getting banged it woudl be with a lean big diked chad with a full head of hair and minimal ass hair, trimmed pubes ect.
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Beast Chicken.


In the old days this would be new misc lingo.
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I wonder if she chokes the beast chicken
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck
OP, send this. Srs.
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I hate how asian women text. They sound fuking retarded...truly the bottom of the barrel. U dream of wild sex hehe.
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Just lol......how have you not fukked this chick yet?

You really effed this one up with your horrible/beta texting. There was a fork in the road and you took the wrong turn.
This was over the second she sent him a picture of a guy and how he sucks her toes. Are you that desperate dude?
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LMAO that woman sounds psychotic. (Def fkn Srs)
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This thread had potential but OP and other dumb miscers fuked it up

The primary goal should have been to acquire nudes for the misc and make her do sexual stuff
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
This thread had potential but OP and other dumb miscers fuked it up

The primary goal should have been to acquire nudes for the misc and make her do sexual stuff
agreed


the thunderpants post is funny but i'd rather op try and get nudes for himself and misc


still think he has a chance. this bish is reckless

she apologized the next morning for what she said cause she thought op wasnt interested and blamed it on drinking but as soon as he responded with banter she went right back to telling him reckless chit.

she sent him feet pics to jerk off to without him even asking

come on man
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post 1649362973 10-21-2021, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Beast Chicken.


In the old days this would be new misc lingo.
Beast Chicken would become meme supreme for a while on old misc
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