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Thread: Sloot said “there’s a lot to unpack here” when I told her I expect blowjobs

post 1695041723 12-18-2023, 07:32 AM
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lmfaoooo first good misc thread in quite a while
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1695042693 12-18-2023, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Whoremaxxers...how many 10/10 hookers could you get with the 4k OP just spend?
This lmfao. Just call up an escort and offer her the trip and to play along as a gf for the duration and fuk her brains out.
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post 1695042743 12-18-2023, 07:51 AM
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Lmao @ thinking having to invite a girl you've never slept with on a 5k+ vacation just to get a BJ is a masterclass.

Wtf.
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post 1695042803 12-18-2023, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
OPs troll game is 10/10
He's not trolling.
post 1695043023 12-18-2023, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I dunno, she seems pretty committed still. Now she knows the expectation and is stiill on board. I just had to remind her that I'm a decent guy.

https://imgur.com/a/ER669iQ
And just like that OP brings her rite back into the fold w/ the mention of 'blow'. If she does that down there you'll be on easy street
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post 1695043033 12-18-2023, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I'm meeting the chick this week to have drinks and talk about things more. Basically I'll figure out exactly where her head's at. I'll probably end up paying like $1000 total for this girl to come along on the trip, which I think is worth it given the situation.

But she still seems quite interested, so the whole "unpacking" comment was basically her not wanting to look like a whore.
Lmao @ your mental gymnastics.

You look and sound like a total fuking goober itt. No chad is worried about some trip 4 months out. In my single days, I'd have run through a half dozen new women b4 that trip, and then a week or 2 out, invite my favorite from the stable. Not some woman I've met 2x and haven't smashed.

Then the cope of calling it a masterclass is just too much. You sound like a virgin tbh.
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post 1695043103 12-18-2023, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Lmao @ your mental gymnastics.

You look and sound like a total fuking goober itt. No chad is worried about some trip 4 months out. In my single days, I'd have run through a half dozen new women b4 that trip, and then a week or 2 out, invite my favorite from the stable. Not some woman I've met 2x and haven't smashed.

Then the cope of calling it a masterclass is just too much. You sound like a virgin tbh.
why would anyone invite a chick they never slept with on a trip like this?

that's so dumb I don't even believe OP, like that is just D-U-M dumb
post 1695044023 12-18-2023, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
why would anyone invite a chick they never slept with on a trip like this?

that's so dumb I don't even believe OP, like that is just D-U-M dumb
It's a masterclass.
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I dunno, she seems pretty committed still. Now she knows the expectation and is stiill on board. I just had to remind her that I'm a decent guy.

https://imgur.com/a/ER669iQ
She explicitly says NO and you take it as her being more committed?

Lmaoooo. This has to be a troll
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Nah, she actually said she has no Social Media. I haven't actually looked to confirm, but she doesn't strike me as some attention whore at all.
Just gets better and better. Met this girl 2x, haven't even bothered looking up her social media, but invited her to a location wedding 4 months out.



OP 1000% used to larp as a chad ****ing dozens of younger women. Then outed himself adds a huge fatty losing 80 lbs on ozempic recently. This is like his 4th "I've just started talking to women" thread.


Why so many larpers here?
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post 1695044923 12-18-2023, 08:32 AM
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This probably sounded alot cooler in your head than it does on paper

Fkn lol
post 1695045733 12-18-2023, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
This probably sounded alot cooler in your head than it does on paper

Fkn lol
Imagine the cringe.


You didn't actually say that to her OP did you? Fukin lmao
post 1695046523 12-18-2023, 09:04 AM
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Looks like a late year edition to the berties, someone notify p3doSBolton
post 1695075363 12-18-2023, 07:56 PM
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I was hoping the image would be a pic of OP or the lady but of course not.

OP could you please post your own pic so we can stop looking at Gordon’s pubes? Hide your face or whatever but I’m curious as to your Ozempic progress.
post 1695078683 12-18-2023, 09:17 PM
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cliffs?
300 Tinder matches and jadedfaded still the most beautiful thing iv ever seen
post 1695087313 12-19-2023, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Jadedfadedisbae⏩
cliffs?
OP Chad Mogger offers a free vacation to a stranger, in exchange for a blowjob.

Stranger feels offended and tells him "Probably won't go at this point"

OP thinks that means she's totally on board with the blow n' go on vacation plan.
post 1695106383 12-19-2023, 12:55 PM
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Cmon OP. Don't leave us hanging, I paid $149 for this masterclass
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post 1695106703 12-19-2023, 01:03 PM
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post 1695106973 12-19-2023, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times
As soon as she said this, the proper response would have been: "We're done talking." Followed by permanent NC. If someone isn't *already* how you want them to be, it's over.
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post 1695107013 12-19-2023, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By LizzieTish⏩
As soon as she said this, the proper response would have been: "We're done talking." Followed by permanent NC. If someone isn't *already* how you want them to be, it's already over.
Obvious troll is obvious.

If not I'm going to put him in the "special needs miscers" category
post 1695121593 12-19-2023, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
He's not trolling.
yeah,ok.whatever you say bud
post 1695122473 12-19-2023, 06:25 PM
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Autistic retard
post 1695122523 12-19-2023, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Lmao @ your mental gymnastics.

You look and sound like a total fuking goober itt. No chad is worried about some trip 4 months out. In my single days, I'd have run through a half dozen new women b4 that trip, and then a week or 2 out, invite my favorite from the stable. Not some woman I've met 2x and haven't smashed.

Then the cope of calling it a masterclass is just too much. You sound like a virgin tbh.
Who said I won't run through a bunch of other girls between now and then?!?
post 1695122773 12-19-2023, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Obvious troll is obvious.

If not I'm going to put him in the "special needs miscers" category
Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
He's not trolling.
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
yeah,ok.whatever you say bud
What from OP's post history, makes you think that he is trolling?


His use of Gordon's picture as his Avi is only because he's miffed from Gordon trolling him.

Otherwise, OP has been dedfknsrs and authentic in his post content.
post 1695580743 12-29-2023, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Who said I won't run through a bunch of other girls between now and then?!?
You? By asking her, a woman you've met 2x and never smashed, to be your date...


Lmao




Bump 4 updates??
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post 1695582003 12-29-2023, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Who said I won't run through a bunch of other girls between now and then?!?
post 1695582653 12-29-2023, 07:32 PM
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Thread is two weeks old so op has probably gotten at least five suck jobs from her so far


How’d she do in her audition op??
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post 1695583143 12-29-2023, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Thread is two weeks old so op has probably gotten at least five suck jobs from her so far


How’d she do in her audition op??
We will see if he provides an update or if this is a roll bread.
post 1695583603 12-29-2023, 07:51 PM
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Daily reminder that OP is an incel larper that never provides any receipts
post 1695796033 01-03-2024, 08:00 AM
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Bump for updates
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Oliver pls.
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Damn, missed this. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, OP.
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