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01-03-2024, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I would “disinvite” her. She’s clearly not attracted, and she should have the class to deny the trip herself. But we know western sluts don’t have that type of introspection these days.One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding. Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
Just call it off with her and find a local girl when you get there.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Yea but then she doesn’t get those sweet Instagram shots.Then say no? She can easily stay home and get pounded out by the usual tinder chads instead of accepting $4k worth of travel. This isn't a complex moral issue.
The best thing he can do is tell her he changed his mind about taking her. There’s no way I’d invest this much into a girl unless I knew for a damn fact that we were going to **** like rabbits once we got there.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
That girl’s pussy is so dry you could use it to smooth out a wooden table top.I dunno, she seems pretty committed still. Now she knows the expectation and is stiill on board. I just had to remind her that I'm a decent guy.
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Did OP really need to buy the plane ticket 4 months out and get in this bizarre situation until then when he could've just given it another 2-3 months and figured out if he had met someone worth inviting?
Agreeing to spend a week with someone I don't know in front of my friends and have them as my date sounds awful to me. They could be a disaster and it will reflect poorly on you and your friends will probably be extremely unimpressed that you couldn't stand the thought of not getting laid for a week and chose to bring a stranger to a destination wedding instead.
That being said, we're all different and you do you and I think it's a good thing you set your expectations with her so it gives her a chance to back out if she's not comfortable with it.
Agreeing to spend a week with someone I don't know in front of my friends and have them as my date sounds awful to me. They could be a disaster and it will reflect poorly on you and your friends will probably be extremely unimpressed that you couldn't stand the thought of not getting laid for a week and chose to bring a stranger to a destination wedding instead.
That being said, we're all different and you do you and I think it's a good thing you set your expectations with her so it gives her a chance to back out if she's not comfortable with it.
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Bump you fuking incel larping ******
You post 50x a day and can't update you're only interesting thread?
You post 50x a day and can't update you're only interesting thread?
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Originally Posted By skinnyfat88⏩
I’ll update….Did OP really need to buy the plane ticket 4 months out and get in this bizarre situation until then when he could've just given it another 2-3 months and figured out if he had met someone worth inviting?
Agreeing to spend a week with someone I don't know in front of my friends and have them as my date sounds awful to me. They could be a disaster and it will reflect poorly on you and your friends will probably be extremely unimpressed that you couldn't stand the thought of not getting laid for a week and chose to bring a stranger to a destination wedding instead.
That being said, we're all different and you do you and I think it's a good thing you set your expectations with her so it gives her a chance to back out if she's not comfortable with it.
Agreeing to spend a week with someone I don't know in front of my friends and have them as my date sounds awful to me. They could be a disaster and it will reflect poorly on you and your friends will probably be extremely unimpressed that you couldn't stand the thought of not getting laid for a week and chose to bring a stranger to a destination wedding instead.
That being said, we're all different and you do you and I think it's a good thing you set your expectations with her so it gives her a chance to back out if she's not comfortable with it.
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
all that bs just cocked blocked you.I’ll update….
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
How in the world would inviting her to a wedding 4 months out, then texting her days later about required BJs be used as leverage to fuk night you met her? Especially when you said this after your 2nd time meeting her?I’ll update….
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
Just admit you're an autistic incel. Don't forget you also called this a fuking "masterclass " you dope.
God damn she must cringe so hard thinking about you. At least laugh hysterically with her friends.
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Well probably for the best OP was too scared to text her again, sounds like he will probably be inevitably facing sexual assault accusations from one of these girls he manages to corner into a conversation.
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Not scared at all, I just kinda determined that it wasn’t worth it.Well probably for the best OP was too scared to text her again, sounds like he will probably be inevitably facing sexual assault accusations from one of these girls he manages to corner into a conversation.
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Originally Posted By Coal
I could have made this happen how I wanted. But the chick just isn’t worth it if she’s acting like that.To OP's credit this was indeed a masterclass, on exactly what NOT to do lmfao
I’m at a point in life where I don’t need to accept a chick who wants to be in some type of equal relationship.
01-19-2024, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I’ll update….
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
Not much to unpack here.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
You got some weird relationship expectations. You'll die a virgin im sure. and no, I do not believe you've ever had sex.I’m at a point in life where I don’t need to accept a chick who wants to be in some type of equal relationship.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
LmaooooI could have made this happen how I wanted. But the chick just isn’t worth it if she’s acting like that.
I’m at a point in life where I don’t need to accept a chick who wants to be in some type of equal relationship.
I’m at a point in life where I don’t need to accept a chick who wants to be in some type of equal relationship.
So you stand by this being a "masterclass?"
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Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
I never intended to enter any relationship with this girlYou got some weird relationship expectations. You'll die a virgin im sure. and no, I do not believe you've ever had sex.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
she will always resent you for doing that to her though, and even if she gets into a relationship with you, will cheat on you and look to trade up when she finds a real connection with someone.One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding. Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
SureI’ll update….
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
I ended up making plans to have drinks with her a week later and neither one of actually reached out to make that happen and haven’t spoken since.
She seemed cool at the time, but really I was trying to use this as leverage to fuk her the night I met her and it didn’t happen. Obviously I wasn’t going to take her to a wedding for a week if she was giving any pushback on sex at all.
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lol OP has to be delusional
she straight up said "it's probably a no", agreed to have drinks to talk, then backtracked and said "we actually don't need to talk further about something to stupid/pointless, glad we could hash this out" and OP thinks that means she's still on board.
IKD how you read that as anything other than "you disgust me but I'm nice enough to sugarcoat it"
EDIT: I see it turned out exactly as i expected
she straight up said "it's probably a no", agreed to have drinks to talk, then backtracked and said "we actually don't need to talk further about something to stupid/pointless, glad we could hash this out" and OP thinks that means she's still on board.
IKD how you read that as anything other than "you disgust me but I'm nice enough to sugarcoat it"
EDIT: I see it turned out exactly as i expected
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