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Thread: Sloot said “there’s a lot to unpack here” when I told her I expect blowjobs

post 1696633233 01-19-2024, 03:14 PM
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Lmfao at story ending
post 1696633363 01-19-2024, 03:18 PM
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One of those classic threads where the OP is so delusional that he sees a situation as making him look good, but every single person views it as the opposite.

I've never seen someone misread text messages so completely. He thought that she was responding positively, when everyone could see what a fail it was.
post 1696633513 01-19-2024, 03:22 PM
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miscers are such amateurs.

you don't do things for girls hoping they will like or fuk you.

you do things for the girls you already know kinda like you or will fuk you.
post 1696633693 01-19-2024, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lol OP has to be delusional

she straight up said "it's probably a no", agreed to have drinks to talk, then backtracked and said "we actually don't need to talk further about something to stupid/pointless, glad we could hash this out" and OP thinks that means she's still on board.

IKD how you read that as anything other than "you disgust me but I'm nice enough to sugarcoat it"

EDIT: I see it turned out exactly as i expected
I'll actually say, I did see her briefly like 3 weeks after that, and she was pissed that I hadn't texted her for drinks that night.

I bet if I texted her right now I could probably talk her into hanging out again. But I don't really want to open that can of worms again.
post 1696633933 01-19-2024, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays.
Appreciate it brah! Will apply.

Only read the OP btw. Is there any more info in the rest of the thread I should know, or does the OP cover it all?
post 1696634163 01-19-2024, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I could have made this happen how I wanted. But the chick just isn’t worth it if she’s acting like that.

I’m at a point in life where I don’t need to accept a chick who wants to be in some type of equal relationship.
What do you mean by "equal relationship" in this context? Like one where she blows you because she wants to and doesn't feel like she's being pressured or coerced with an ultimatum over a vacation? That's the type of equal sexual relationship you should have tried to secure to begin with.
post 1696634213 01-19-2024, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I'll actually say, I did see her briefly like 3 weeks after that, and she was pissed that I hadn't texted her for drinks that night.

I bet if I texted her right now I could probably talk her into hanging out again. But I don't really want to open that can of worms again.
sure...
since you're such a chad, why not go out to dinner/drinks with her, get her to pay for it, fuk her and then be done with her?
the reality is she knew you were willing to spend like 5k+ to take her on a vacation(where'd she'd get drunk, maybe give you a pity bj, and end up fukking other dudes)
so why not milk more out of you?
post 1696634393 01-19-2024, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I'll actually say, I did see her briefly like 3 weeks after that, and she was pissed that I hadn't texted her for drinks that night.

I bet if I texted her right now I could probably talk her into hanging out again. But I don't really want to open that can of worms again.
3 weeks after that is like last week you fat larping moron.
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post 1696634513 01-19-2024, 03:44 PM
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hit her with a "perfect, let's reschedule"

post 1696634863 01-19-2024, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
3 weeks after that is like last week you fat larping moron.
I dunno, maybe 2 weeks? Days all kind of blend together during this time of year.
post 1696638183 01-19-2024, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.

Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
How did this go for you rentcel?

I especially like the bit about how this is a masterclass on how to deal with sloots after invting a girl who hadn't even sucked your dink to Cabo for a wedding guest spot

Absolute cretin, lmao
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post 1696638873 01-19-2024, 05:37 PM
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Sloots don't like weirdo quid pro quo propositions, when will you incels learn.


If you wanted this to work out, take her out for a drink, float it as a no-strings-attached idea, bring her back to yours, and just put her head down there. She'll understand the deal.
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post 1696640013 01-19-2024, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Appreciate it brah! Will apply.

Only read the OP btw. Is there any more info in the rest of the thread I should know, or does the OP cover it all?
Nope, you’re good! Text it to your wife and/or girlfriend and let us know how it goes

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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Appreciate it brah! Will apply.

Only read the OP btw. Is there any more info in the rest of the thread I should know, or does the OP cover it all?
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Op while you’re on a roll any predictions about the economy?
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Op while you’re on a roll any predictions about the economy?
Yes, I do.

Prediction: Doom
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Yes, I do.

Prediction: Doom
Good news boys, things are about to improve dramatically
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