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12-17-2023, 01:56 AM
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Sloot said “there’s a lot to unpack here” when I told her I expect blowjobs
One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding. Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
Right after officially agreeing to come, she gave me her typical sloot internal monologue, saying “I’m just going to be myself, and if works out great. If not it’s no big deal.”
She has already tried calling me a “friend” a couple times since I floated the wedding idea out to her, so I realized that I needed to make my expectations crystal clear upfront.
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
What I’ve just given you is a masterclass on how to deal with young sloots nowadays. They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up. In reality, if this chick denies me sex at any point during the trip I’ll kick her out of my hotel room and send her down to the $12/night hostel down the street for the rest of the trip so I can bang other girls.
Yes it probably shattered her pristine worldview slightly and she probably hates me a little bit now. But I bet she reads a book on giving blowjobs during the next month and perfects her craft. If she ends up being pleasant company and sucks good dick on the trip, I’ll probably make her my girlfriend after the trip.
12-17-2023, 01:59 AM
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12-17-2023, 02:26 AM
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Lold find someone else to bring srs
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12-17-2023, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
This whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.One of my good friends is getting married in Cabo next year, and over the weekend I invited this random sloot to be my date for the wedding.
Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
Pretty good setup for her, free $600 flight, in a 4 star hotel on the beach for a week that is costing me $4000. I’m sure I’ll end up paying for 95% of other costs as well.
I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
12-17-2023, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
Yeah. I would have just told her she's not coming instead of trying to beg for blowjobs.This whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.
I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
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12-17-2023, 02:50 AM
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lol she is just using you to be a +1 to an all expenses paid trip/wedding
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12-17-2023, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
Just lol @ even considering to bring a sloot you haven’t ravaged yetThis whole thing is CUCKED from the beginning.
I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
I can't believe you feel like you're in control here.
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12-17-2023, 02:56 AM
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is that what you said ? Sounds autistic tbh
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12-17-2023, 03:01 AM
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12-17-2023, 03:15 AM
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12-17-2023, 03:25 AM
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12-17-2023, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I don’t think this is correct; it’s moreso a reflection of your own psychology and perhaps a deathly concern with being alpha or something like that.They’ll always try to treat a guy like Timothy because they’re used to dealing with weak men who have no backbone and allow females to obtain benefits just for showing up.
I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore, despite the fact she’s engaging in a whorish arrangement. It’s kinda like having an abortion, it’s an ugly thing and so you have to do what you must to justify it on a psychological level.
She’s aware of what she’s getting into, she probably just doesn’t want to be so “on the nose” about it.
I actually think your approach comes off as somewhat insecure and petty. Almost like you’re worried that you lack the seduction skills to get what you want over the weekend. Instead, you have to get a verbal agreement from her that she will be your whore.
12-17-2023, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
reppedI don’t think this is correct; it’s moreso a reflection of your own psychology and perhaps a deathly concern with being alpha or something like that.
I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore, despite the fact she’s engaging in a whorish arrangement. It’s kinda like having an abortion, it’s an ugly thing and so you have to do what you must to justify it on a psychological level.
She’s aware of what she’s getting into, she probably just doesn’t want to be so “on the nose” about it.
I actually think your approach comes off as somewhat insecure and petty. Almost like you’re worried that you lack the seduction skills to get what you want over the weekend. Instead, you have to get a verbal agreement from her that she will be your whore.
I think she just doesn’t want to feel like a whore, despite the fact she’s engaging in a whorish arrangement. It’s kinda like having an abortion, it’s an ugly thing and so you have to do what you must to justify it on a psychological level.
She’s aware of what she’s getting into, she probably just doesn’t want to be so “on the nose” about it.
I actually think your approach comes off as somewhat insecure and petty. Almost like you’re worried that you lack the seduction skills to get what you want over the weekend. Instead, you have to get a verbal agreement from her that she will be your whore.
OP is basically begging for sex, but instead of begging for it, he'ss demanding it and thinks he sounds alpha.... if it happens it happens lmao
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12-17-2023, 03:54 AM
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12-17-2023, 03:59 AM
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Whoremaxxers...how many 10/10 hookers could you get with the 4k OP just spend?
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12-17-2023, 04:07 AM
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12-17-2023, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
For a smart brah I’m surprised you’re struggling with this.Then say no? She can easily stay home and get pounded out by the usual tinder chads instead of accepting $4k worth of travel. This isn't a complex moral issue.
Look up “cognitive dissonance”, as that’s the crux of what I’m talking about.
12-17-2023, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
he might be smart but he sucks with womenFor a smart brah I’m surprised you’re struggling with this.
Look up “cognitive dissonance”, as that’s the crux of what I’m talking about.
Look up “cognitive dissonance”, as that’s the crux of what I’m talking about.
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Bro you can't just blatantly treat her like a hooker if this is someone you're wanting to make your "girlfriend".
I went to a wedding in the summer as a +1 of a girl I know, she drove and paid for the hotel.
You're spending thousands and "95% of costs" like an absolute chump.
I went to a wedding in the summer as a +1 of a girl I know, she drove and paid for the hotel.
You're spending thousands and "95% of costs" like an absolute chump.
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Tell her there will be a lot to unpack when she is unzipping your pants
12-17-2023, 05:59 AM
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inb4 no gf and no blowjobs on wedding trip
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
So I replied, “Well I just hope that “being yourself” means that you enjoy giving blowjobs”.
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”

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is this on seekingarrangements or something? cause then it makes more sense
but i do think its a bit "off" if this is a normal girl and she was just going to come with you
but i do think its a bit "off" if this is a normal girl and she was just going to come with you
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Translation: Sloot loves giving bj's to Chad, but doesn't want to give you bj's, brah. You're getting played, Oliver. Take a girl you've already boinked, this one is going to blue-ball you to hell and say "I see you as a friend, but thank you for the fun holiday".I could tell her brain short circuited few a few seconds, then she said, “There’s a lot to unpack here. I love giving blowjobs, but I don’t know you like that. So I responded, “we better get to know each other before the trip then.”
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