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Would you press this button?
01-29-2026, 02:56 AM
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Would you press this button?
If you press it:
There's a 25% chance you will immediately die (nothing painful, you just immediately cease to exist)
There's a 75% chance you will get 10 Billion dollars
You have 1 minute to decide whether to press it or not and if you don't the deal's gone forever
There's a 25% chance you will immediately die (nothing painful, you just immediately cease to exist)
There's a 75% chance you will get 10 Billion dollars
You have 1 minute to decide whether to press it or not and if you don't the deal's gone forever
01-29-2026, 04:06 AM
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- MichelleLnne
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Originally Posted By GMiscer⏩
Not a chance
If you press it:
There's a 25% chance you will immediately die (nothing painful, you just immediately cease to exist)
There's a 75% chance you will get 10 Billion dollars
You have 1 minute to decide whether to press it or not and if you don't the deal's gone forever
There's a 25% chance you will immediately die (nothing painful, you just immediately cease to exist)
There's a 75% chance you will get 10 Billion dollars
You have 1 minute to decide whether to press it or not and if you don't the deal's gone forever
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01-29-2026, 05:44 AM
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- steffo99
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No way. Being here is already winning the biggest lottery ever. First winning the sperm race – maybe a 1 in 250 million chance. Add to that the odds that all your ancestors down to primordial sludge had to first meet when they did, then bang at the exact time they did. Going back further you could maybe add in the random cosmic stuff required for the earth to be formed the way it did. So there is probably something like a 1 in a googol chance that each miscer was formed. We are special.
01-29-2026, 05:46 AM
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01-29-2026, 05:48 AM
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- explosiveMidget
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- explosiveMidget
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
What she said
Not a chance
01-29-2026, 05:51 AM
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01-30-2026, 12:25 AM
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01-30-2026, 12:32 AM
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Yep i couldnt help myself.
I would take a deep breath and just press the button.
YOLO, YODO
YOLO, YODO
Makes me sad because i know id do it and die
1096 ng/dl
01-30-2026, 12:36 AM
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- LargePeter
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Originally Posted By steffo99⏩
I didn't laugh
Lol, r32gojirra at neg for serious response. I thought I wrote that in a humorous way, but whatever.
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01-30-2026, 12:37 AM
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01-30-2026, 12:42 AM
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Obviously fk ya
Back with my Fam
01-30-2026, 07:59 AM
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01-30-2026, 08:01 AM
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Nah. I have a great life, beautiful wife and a gorgeous baby. 15 years ago when I was struggling financially and before I met my wife, sure.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
01-30-2026, 08:04 AM
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01-30-2026, 08:05 AM
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- MichelleLnne
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Originally Posted By steffo99⏩
Isn’t it crazy that we share a common ancestor with mushrooms ?
No way. Being here is already winning the biggest lottery ever. First winning the sperm race – maybe a 1 in 250 million chance. Add to that the odds that all your ancestors down to primordial sludge had to first meet when they did, then bang at the exact time they did. Going back further you could maybe add in the random cosmic stuff required for the earth to be formed the way it did. So there is probably something like a 1 in a googol chance that each miscer was formed. We are special.
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01-30-2026, 08:06 AM
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- Pats2022SBwin
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I would prob even press it even if the sides were reversed and I had a 25% chance of becoming a billionaire.
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01-30-2026, 09:05 AM
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01-30-2026, 09:13 AM
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I wouldn’t. I would think it’s (cosmically) rigged and that if you’re wiling to push the button, there’s a 100% chance you get the 25%.
01-30-2026, 09:14 AM
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no.
01-30-2026, 09:52 AM
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01-30-2026, 09:55 AM
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If I were a manlet I probably would
Nothing else to look forward to
Nothing else to look forward to
01-30-2026, 09:55 AM
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Yes, your future is pretty much an entire gamble anyway and you won't get better odds than that.
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01-30-2026, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
This. I already have enough money to not have to work but I'd still press the button even if it the odds were flipped towards 75% dying.
I would prob even press it even if the sides were reversed and I had a 25% chance of becoming a billionaire.
Alexander the great was already king of Macedonia and could have chilled and lived a life of luxury but he still invaded the Persian empire. Lol @ the betas ITT saying no.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
01-30-2026, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Despite everyone dreaming of fame and fortune you have to understand that 99.9999% of people would rather be normies than take any sort of risk or action required to be great.
This. I already have enough money to not have to work but I'd still press the button even if it the odds were flipped towards 75% dying.
Alexander the great was already king of Macedonia and could have chilled and lived a life of luxury but he still invaded the Persian empire.
Alexander the great was already king of Macedonia and could have chilled and lived a life of luxury but he still invaded the Persian empire.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-30-2026, 10:18 AM
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I'd mash it until I got the sweet release
Not in the AM
01-31-2026, 12:37 AM
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