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02-17-2026, 07:44 PM
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Modern car seat laws are insane
Most of us are childless
Either long time players or incels
But I'f you haven't known child car seat laws are nuts these days
Some states require all children under 80 pounds and under 8 years old to be in car seats
That is fucking retaded. Imagine rolling up to 3rd grade in a car seat
I don't remember ever wearing one pretty much after I could walk. Probably 3ish years old max. All preschool no.carnseat
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But I'f you haven't known child car seat laws are nuts these days
Some states require all children under 80 pounds and under 8 years old to be in car seats
That is fucking retaded. Imagine rolling up to 3rd grade in a car seat
I don't remember ever wearing one pretty much after I could walk. Probably 3ish years old max. All preschool no.carnseat
This gen alpha coming up are going to be major pussies
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02-17-2026, 07:49 PM
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02-17-2026, 07:57 PM
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Agreed, OP. My state has no weight or height maximum, just age. My nephew has always been both tall and husky for his age. A few years back, he'd sit in his car seat at 7 years old, and his feet would be touching the floor. It looked ridiculous.
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02-17-2026, 08:58 PM
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One state said kids 4'9 and under
I briefly dated and smashes a 4'8'' woman in the past. Would she need a child seat? She was fully grown 25;year old
I briefly dated and smashes a 4'8'' woman in the past. Would she need a child seat? She was fully grown 25;year old
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02-17-2026, 08:59 PM
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Yeah it’s retarded and they keep raising the age
At this rate my kids gonna be driving around in their self driving e-carwith a booster seat
At this rate my kids gonna be driving around in their self driving e-carwith a booster seat
02-17-2026, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
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One state said kids 4'9 and under
I briefly dated and smashes a 4'8'' woman in the past. Would she need a child seat? She was fully grown 25;year old
I briefly dated and smashes a 4'8'' woman in the past. Would she need a child seat? She was fully grown 25;year old
02-17-2026, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
These kids are going to grow up to be pussies. Can you imagine if a kid rolled up to your elementary school in a car seat he would get his ass kicked. Now the 3rd graders are treated like babies
Yeah it’s retarded and they keep raising the age
At this rate my kids gonna be driving around in their self driving e-carwith a booster seat
At this rate my kids gonna be driving around in their self driving e-carwith a booster seat
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02-17-2026, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
The main problem is with all the mounting points etc it basically renders the car useless for driving adults around in
These kids are going to grow up to be pussies. Can you imagine if a kid rolled up to your elementary school in a car seat he would get his ass kicked. Now the 3rd graders are treated like babies
Also you can’t get Ubers or whatever if the kids are with you
02-17-2026, 10:01 PM
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02-18-2026, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
That's what reminded me someone new to my area was asking if they had Uber with child seats and reminded me now that every normal size kid needs a child seat
The main problem is with all the mounting points etc it basically renders the car useless for driving adults around in
Also you can’t get Ubers or whatever if the kids are with you
Also you can’t get Ubers or whatever if the kids are with you
That's fucking retarded. All of preschool I never used a child seat now they can't even go in a uber or cab wtf
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02-18-2026, 12:14 AM
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This is kind of funny as I personally have never had kids but I ran into this situation a few years ago . These girls , twins , were 9 years old and apparently legally they had to sit on booster seats or be 80 pounds I believe.
Anyways one of the twins was having no part of it so I lifted her up and said oh ya you’re 85 pounds , no worries lol . (Pretty sure she was less )
I think maybe it’s to make sure the seat belt rides high enough up on their torso , dunno . But srs it seems stupid imo
Anyways one of the twins was having no part of it so I lifted her up and said oh ya you’re 85 pounds , no worries lol . (Pretty sure she was less )
I think maybe it’s to make sure the seat belt rides high enough up on their torso , dunno . But srs it seems stupid imo
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02-18-2026, 12:22 AM
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same people, who will grow up to use adult pacifiers and go to adult sleep over party hehe pathetic 

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02-18-2026, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
You can take them in taxi and uber and shuttle bus stuff like that with no car seat with Raj driving but can't drive them yourself go figure
The main problem is with all the mounting points etc it basically renders the car useless for driving adults around in
Also you can’t get Ubers or whatever if the kids are with you
Also you can’t get Ubers or whatever if the kids are with you
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02-18-2026, 04:06 AM
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02-18-2026, 09:16 AM
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Laws really aren't consistent from state to state on this and the guidelines aren't even clear because the reality is that once kids get to a certain age, all that matters is they stay in a booster seat until they are tall enough that the shoulder belt won't decapitate them in an accident. This even varies by vehicle. So it comes down to common sense, which unfortunately many people lack so you get dumb laws instead.
07-02-2026, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
Ok cool...............
Most of us are childless
Either long time players or incels
But I'f you haven't known child car seat laws are nuts these days
Some states require all children under 80 pounds and under 8 years old to be in car seats
That is fucking retaded. Imagine rolling up to 3rd grade in a car seat
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This gen alpha coming up are going to be major pussies
Either long time players or incels
But I'f you haven't known child car seat laws are nuts these days
Some states require all children under 80 pounds and under 8 years old to be in car seats
That is fucking retaded. Imagine rolling up to 3rd grade in a car seat
I don't remember ever wearing one pretty much after I could walk. Probably 3ish years old max. All preschool no.carnseat
This gen alpha coming up are going to be major pussies
07-02-2026, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By mattLondon4131302⏩
In the future please make an actual contribution to the thread topic if you are going to bump a 5 .month old thread
Ok cool...............
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