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post 10000165300 05-13-2026, 02:17 PM
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PSA - Cut Your Meat Up In Small Pieces And Chew

I almost choked to death today eating my New York Strip. I never thought it could happen to me. Very scary. Steak got plugged in throat. Wouldn't go down, wouldn't come up. I thought I was a goner. I haven't choked like this since I was a little kid. Finally I was able to gargle it up. Very fucking scary. Be careful out there.
post 10000165303 05-13-2026, 02:19 PM
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That's what happens when you're buying Publix New York strip.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000165306 05-13-2026, 02:20 PM
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Thanks Gordo.

Glad you made it
post 10000165311 05-13-2026, 02:20 PM
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Who would have inherited your 7 mill??
post 10000165312 05-13-2026, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
That's what happens when you're buying Publix New York strip.
post 10000165316 05-13-2026, 02:22 PM
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post 10000165319 05-13-2026, 02:24 PM
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I only have myself to blame. I eat way too fast, cut the pieces way too big, left the fat on, and cook it really rare. It's like a plunger in the throat. Very dangerous combination. And I live alone so there's nobody to save me. It would probably be days before they even found the body. Be very careful because it can happen to you. I was lucky. Remember this when you're eating meat.
post 10000165322 05-13-2026, 02:24 PM
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I like ripping off a big chunk of meat with my teeth that nearly suffocates me to death when I swallow it and then I make my body do the work

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post 10000165325 05-13-2026, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
Who would have inherited your 7 mill??
Niece and Nephew would be very happy. There would be no GoFundMe for the funeral. There would be a big party.
post 10000165327 05-13-2026, 02:25 PM
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OliverHeldens better tell the supermodels who sit on his lap and feed him to make sure his A5 Kobe beef and white truffles are chewed properly
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post 10000165334 05-13-2026, 02:26 PM
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