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post 10000213838 06-14-2026, 12:36 PM
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You wake up in Kormo's body. Can you turn things around?

You must complete the following milestones or you will never return to your original body:

Within 1 year: Be completely off welfare and living independently from family

Within 3 years: Have a BMI in the healthy range, or be less than 15% BF

Within 5 years: Have a job making over $100,000 per year (USD), not inflation adjusted, and a wife who is 5/10 or better with a normal personality.
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post 10000213846 06-14-2026, 12:41 PM
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I have to lose 5 years of living in my body to complete these nonsense milestones?

Also I think milestone 5 years is unfair. A 5/10 is tough to snag for someone that ugly, even with lower BMI and financial situation fixed, and you not only expect him to snag one but date long enough to propose and marry one while trying to correct all of these other problems in 5 years.

Very unrealistic milestone and all of you would fail that last one for sure
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post 10000213848 06-14-2026, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
I have to lose 5 years of living in my body to complete these nonsense milestones?

Also I think milestone 5 years is unfair. A 5/10 is tough to snag for someone that ugly, even with lower BMI and financial situation fixed, and you not only expect him to snag one but date long enough to propose and marry one while trying to correct all of these other problems in 5 years.

Very unrealistic milestone and all of you would fail that last one for sure
You could passport bro it up and get a girl from the Philippines. I think he's Asian as well tho, i think if their going to go with anything he can't also be a Asian guy
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post 10000213894 06-14-2026, 01:06 PM
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This is tough, because he has had multiple organ failures. That's gonna hinder quality of life a lot. Plus he's in his mid 40s. The butthole troll is like 24.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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