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Thread: What's a cheeky response to this girl on Tinder?

post 1515664901 08-14-2017, 04:46 PM
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What's a cheeky response to this girl on Tinder?



I would want to have sex with her.
post 1515664991 08-14-2017, 04:47 PM
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You're toast mate

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post 1515665121 08-14-2017, 04:48 PM
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post 1515665201 08-14-2017, 04:49 PM
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Wow, we are supposed to follow up your cringey opening lines?
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post 1515665241 08-14-2017, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery⏩
Trinnie Buu, dat you?



post 1515665281 08-14-2017, 04:49 PM
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Wow you look really nice and sexy




















post 1515665371 08-14-2017, 04:50 PM
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do u like daggers?
post 1515665551 08-14-2017, 04:52 PM
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Why the fuk would say something so cringe worthy? Jeezzzz.....

Just tell her "My mother tried aborting me with a coat hanger while falling down a flight of stairs and my father used to beat me with jumper cables my entire childhood. Will you help me find out if I'm truly worth your love and adoration?" = instant moist.
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post 1515665571 08-14-2017, 04:52 PM
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Dude, you torped0ed it. No coming back from that cringey weak game.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1515665651 08-14-2017, 04:52 PM
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what if I just reply with "no"

and just have her be like Da fuq..
post 1515666241 08-14-2017, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
what if I just reply with "no"

and just have her be like Da fuq..
Say "Lol probably not but we all make mistakes"
post 1515666641 08-14-2017, 05:01 PM
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Dude, get these to us before you say anything next time.

Lol at your terrible text game. Why not just chop off your balls and mail them to her after those texts...
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post 1515667171 08-14-2017, 05:05 PM
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just tell her i am worth it
post 1515667241 08-14-2017, 05:06 PM
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that was incredible hard to read, so fukking cringey, srs
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post 1515667601 08-14-2017, 05:09 PM
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"I'd say about 3.50, is that enough?"
post 1515667661 08-14-2017, 05:09 PM
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post 1515667881 08-14-2017, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
Wow you look really nice and sexy




















This. Cringing hard AF at these lines. Jesus. Strong autism. Also strong user title to post ratio OP
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post 1515668191 08-14-2017, 05:14 PM
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Do you ever get so embarrassed for someone on TV you have to change the channel? That's the way I feel about this thread. Jesus h that's bad
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post 1515668281 08-14-2017, 05:14 PM
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"Yes I am worth it. I'll do absolutely anything to prove myself to you.... please accept me. I'm yours baby." That's along the lines of how I would reply.
post 1515668371 08-14-2017, 05:15 PM
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Why you downplaying yourself? You matched, you're on equal levels, both attracted to one another. Don't treat her like she's some princess and you're a peasant.
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post 1515668481 08-14-2017, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By travellingbrah⏩
Why you downplaying yourself? You matched, you're on equal levels, both attracted to one another. Don't treat her like she's some princess and you're a peasant.
Clearly OP is a peasant. Lol.
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post 1515668561 08-14-2017, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By TooMuchTruth⏩
"Yes I am worth it. I'll do absolutely anything to prove myself to you.... please accept me. I'm yours baby." That's along the lines of how I would reply.
don't bastardize my advice. just be firm and honest.
post 1515668611 08-14-2017, 05:17 PM
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post 1515668671 08-14-2017, 05:17 PM
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Damn I already fuked it up. Had this random thought stuck in my mind and couldn't hold back from saying it. Probably really ruined it. She seems like she wouldnt get the obscure abstract reference I made...

Why do I always do this lol
post 1515669181 08-14-2017, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Damn I already fuked it up. Had this random thought stuck in my mind and couldn't hold back from saying it. Probably really ruined it. She seems like she wouldnt get the obscure abstract reference I made...

Why do I always do this lol
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Please learn from this train wreck and ask for help before you completely trash the conversation.
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post 1515669241 08-14-2017, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
what if I just reply with "no"

and just have her be like Da fuq..
At least you're being honest, Timmywinks.
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post 1515669471 08-14-2017, 05:24 PM
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Jesus Christ, what the **** were you thinking?
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post 1515669611 08-14-2017, 05:25 PM
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post 1515669691 08-14-2017, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By fmylife4real⏩
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Please learn from this train wreck and ask for help before you completely trash the conversation.
I'm not even getting responses these days from funny openers, what do you recommend using, not gonna make some cringeworthy thread.
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