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post 1550897201 05-06-2018, 07:14 AM
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Discuss your typical daily pooping habits

1 - Wake up, have cup of coffee to get things brewing, unleash absolute destruction upon home throne right before showering. GOAT morning routine.

2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours

3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop

Total: 3-4 per day

Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
post 1550897441 05-06-2018, 07:21 AM
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Pre workout chits are best chits. Also beer chits.
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post 1550897741 05-06-2018, 07:35 AM
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wake up, poop
start making breakfast. EAt breakfast. -Poop

Go to work

eat twice at work and poop before shift ends

Total 3-4
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Originally Posted By AgRyan
Pre workout chits are best chits. Also beer chits.
I always enjoy straining the gym toilet as I medidate right before leg day lifting sessions.
post 1550897821 05-06-2018, 07:38 AM
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3-4 chits a day crew.
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post 1550897871 05-06-2018, 07:40 AM
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Poop less than an hour after having morning coffee
Done for the day
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post 1550897891 05-06-2018, 07:41 AM
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Wake up dump

work

lunch and dump after

dump at home before bed
post 1550897931 05-06-2018, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory
Poop less than an hour after having morning coffee
Done for the day
this

i'll usually do 3 poops after drinking coffee, then i'm good for the day.

this is everyday btw
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post 1550898571 05-06-2018, 08:09 AM
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1 poop a day crew checking in
post 1550898651 05-06-2018, 08:12 AM
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Used to read misc on toilet for way to long, then got hemmeroids. since then 1 min poop sessions. Dead serious...
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Originally Posted By beanietf2
this

i'll usually do 3 poops after drinking coffee, then i'm good for the day.

this is everyday btw
3 poops after drinking coffee, then no more for the rest of the day? You wat m8?
post 1550898841 05-06-2018, 08:17 AM
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The most inhumane and terrifying one occurs right after waking up, prior to showering. This can take up to an hour or more depending on the texture and circumstances. I eat a ton of fat, which makes it really sloppy and mucus-laden.

Then unless things are bad, work the entire day without another. **** as soon as I get home.

That routine works well unless I overeat. If I've been just marathon eating, the ****ting really can happen every three hours without mercy.

EDIT: If I oversleep for some reason, I may as well just take the day off. Doing that first mud dumping of the day at work just isn't fair to anyone else who will experience the consequences.
post 1550898891 05-06-2018, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7
3 poops after drinking coffee, then no more for the rest of the day? You wat m8?
yeah

then next morning, same things

whats the problem
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post 1550899491 05-06-2018, 08:38 AM
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go 2 or 3 days without pooping then do 3 poops on the 3rd or 4th day, rinse and repeat
SS + GOMAD is all you need srs
post 1550899601 05-06-2018, 08:40 AM
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1 poop every two days if im lucky
post 1550909181 05-06-2018, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnyboi123
1 poop every two days if im lucky
You guys claiming weak pooping stats with anything less than daily pooping sessions seriously need to increase your fiber intake.
post 1550910631 05-06-2018, 12:21 PM
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I work nights, so it pleases me that I can take my nightly..coffee induced... shat while being paid for it....
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3 times in the morning after eating. Usually need to dash to the loo after waking.

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Originally Posted By northernlights7
1 - Wake up, have cup of coffee to get things brewing, unleash absolute destruction upon home throne right before showering. GOAT morning routine.

2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours

3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop

Total: 3-4 per day

Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
dassit mane dass fkkn it.



Wake up, drink a cold water and then go poop.

Make a coffee, have breakfast, take another poop

Shower, get ready, maybe have a poop and then go off to work.

Come back home for lunch, eat, have a coffeee and then poop once more

Finish work, star getting ready for gym .. have another poop

Come back home, eat, misc, fap, sleep.

Repeat

About 4-5 poops is minimum fml
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post 1550911721 05-06-2018, 12:41 PM
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Seems like all you *******s do is poop.

The thread would be much more concise and a shorter read if you just told us what you do everyday not including chitting.
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post 1550912151 05-06-2018, 12:47 PM
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Glad I'm not the one only who poops multiple times a day. 2 per day is good enough for me. Nothing complicated, just once when I wake up and once at night. Sometimes only need 1 time if I unleash everything in the morning somehow. I just don't get anything less than daily. I'll feel constipated if I dont poop daily.
post 1550912321 05-06-2018, 12:51 PM
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lmao I believe 3-4 ****s a day is not healthy, however it happens to the best of us. Why no one mentions consistency of their poop?
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