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05-06-2018, 07:14 AM
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Discuss your typical daily pooping habits
1 - Wake up, have cup of coffee to get things brewing, unleash absolute destruction upon home throne right before showering. GOAT morning routine.
2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours
3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop
Total: 3-4 per day
Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours
3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop
Total: 3-4 per day
Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
05-06-2018, 07:21 AM
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Pre workout chits are best chits. Also beer chits.
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05-06-2018, 07:35 AM
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wake up, poop
start making breakfast. EAt breakfast. -Poop
Go to work
eat twice at work and poop before shift ends
Total 3-4
start making breakfast. EAt breakfast. -Poop
Go to work
eat twice at work and poop before shift ends
Total 3-4
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05-06-2018, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
I always enjoy straining the gym toilet as I medidate right before leg day lifting sessions.Pre workout chits are best chits. Also beer chits.
05-06-2018, 07:38 AM
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3-4 chits a day crew.
I loe e.
05-06-2018, 07:40 AM
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Poop less than an hour after having morning coffee
Done for the day
Done for the day
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05-06-2018, 07:41 AM
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05-06-2018, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
thisPoop less than an hour after having morning coffee
Done for the day
Done for the day
i'll usually do 3 poops after drinking coffee, then i'm good for the day.
this is everyday btw
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05-06-2018, 08:09 AM
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05-06-2018, 08:12 AM
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Used to read misc on toilet for way to long, then got hemmeroids. since then 1 min poop sessions. Dead serious...
05-06-2018, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By beanietf2⏩
3 poops after drinking coffee, then no more for the rest of the day? You wat m8?this
i'll usually do 3 poops after drinking coffee, then i'm good for the day.
this is everyday btw
i'll usually do 3 poops after drinking coffee, then i'm good for the day.
this is everyday btw
05-06-2018, 08:17 AM
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The most inhumane and terrifying one occurs right after waking up, prior to showering. This can take up to an hour or more depending on the texture and circumstances. I eat a ton of fat, which makes it really sloppy and mucus-laden.
Then unless things are bad, work the entire day without another. **** as soon as I get home.
That routine works well unless I overeat. If I've been just marathon eating, the ****ting really can happen every three hours without mercy.
EDIT: If I oversleep for some reason, I may as well just take the day off. Doing that first mud dumping of the day at work just isn't fair to anyone else who will experience the consequences.
Then unless things are bad, work the entire day without another. **** as soon as I get home.
That routine works well unless I overeat. If I've been just marathon eating, the ****ting really can happen every three hours without mercy.
EDIT: If I oversleep for some reason, I may as well just take the day off. Doing that first mud dumping of the day at work just isn't fair to anyone else who will experience the consequences.
05-06-2018, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
yeah3 poops after drinking coffee, then no more for the rest of the day? You wat m8?
then next morning, same things
whats the problem
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05-06-2018, 08:38 AM
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1 poop every two days if im lucky
05-06-2018, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnyboi123⏩
You guys claiming weak pooping stats with anything less than daily pooping sessions seriously need to increase your fiber intake.1 poop every two days if im lucky
05-06-2018, 12:21 PM
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I work nights, so it pleases me that I can take my nightly..coffee induced... shat while being paid for it....
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05-06-2018, 12:23 PM
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3 times in the morning after eating. Usually need to dash to the loo after waking.
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05-06-2018, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
dassit mane dass fkkn it.1 - Wake up, have cup of coffee to get things brewing, unleash absolute destruction upon home throne right before showering. GOAT morning routine.
2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours
3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop
Total: 3-4 per day
Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
2 - Work poop at apporpxomately 3 &hours into shift, sometimes also at 6 hours
3 - 1 hour (roughly) pre-bedtime poop
Total: 3-4 per day
Nothing beats taking a dump at a busy gas station when out on a road trip. As long as it's a place that keeps its crap stalls relatively clean, nothing even really compares. It's like part of the initiation of a great trip. Also pooping at hotels ranks right up there with these.
Wake up, drink a cold water and then go poop.
Make a coffee, have breakfast, take another poop
Shower, get ready, maybe have a poop and then go off to work.
Come back home for lunch, eat, have a coffeee and then poop once more
Finish work, star getting ready for gym .. have another poop
Come back home, eat, misc, fap, sleep.
Repeat
About 4-5 poops is minimum fml
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05-06-2018, 12:41 PM
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Seems like all you *******s do is poop.
The thread would be much more concise and a shorter read if you just told us what you do everyday not including chitting.
The thread would be much more concise and a shorter read if you just told us what you do everyday not including chitting.
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05-06-2018, 12:47 PM
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Glad I'm not the one only who poops multiple times a day. 2 per day is good enough for me. Nothing complicated, just once when I wake up and once at night. Sometimes only need 1 time if I unleash everything in the morning somehow. I just don't get anything less than daily. I'll feel constipated if I dont poop daily.
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