Official 2019/20 NHL Regular Season Thread

Welcome to the 2019/20 NHL Regular Season Thread: We Trump Now where hockey is sometimes discussed, politics are always discussed, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

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NOTABLE EVENTS

The Hockey World watches for Benn extension


The GOAT is Traded to Arizona. Yotes now favorites to win the cup.


Marner still not re-signed. Toronto fans starting to say he isn't really that good now


Bruins deciding between keeping Backes vs signing McAvoy and Carlo. Sources say they're still undecided


Dylan McIlrath Still Not NHL Player


The NHL Misc Thread Regulars

mgftp: Rags fan, self acclaimed (unverified) alpha man, resident HUT expert and elitist.

pecanman: Rags fan, angry hippie, can be found sucking Glenn Sather's dik

compan: Bruins fan, best looking member in the thread, best OP

tommyboy: Bruins fan, ultra conservative despite liberal handout tendencies.

biggoron: Pens fan, laziest misc poster, no longer biggest MAF fan, possibly Big Foot

kronwall: Sabers/Wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

eljew: Hawks fan, weird little kid

claudegiroux: Hawks fan, weird little kid, most potato user name we have seen

msud: Devils fan, hates Rags more than likes devils, weird poverty little kid, finally got drivers license this year. happy sweet 16 msud!

cadetduke: Blues fan, financially potato, used to collect legos until he invented the next great shovel

betabandit: Flyers fan, RN student, second best looking member, non-gender identified life partner to compan

grozzy: wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

canklemorris: Kings fan, Quick fan club

turtleking: Angry Nucks fan

jaroctor: longest posting Habs fan. Canadian, definite liberal.

911forty: Yotes fan, Canadian moving around the US riding bikes

huntercwithnumbers: Bruins fan, seems alright

LiftLaughLust: see above, nothing really separates them yet

RThoe: Resident Sharks fan, Conservative.

meep: carries anger for the entire Bruins fanbase. Krug Fan Club founder.

jelqingseason: Resident bandwagon fan, pretty sure banned.

ChaseW: comes back from the dead every year to remind us of his passing. RIP.

thegenerel: once yearly poster, mgftp's arch nemesis

PotatoScout: Resident NHL Scout. Worst at his job, possibly Dylan McIlrath's mom.

amichaelmorris: seems kinda like sweden

VKing: roots for the cancucks and other cleveland teams. why.

CLEAN_SET_OF_BALLS: reminds us every year he is a regular. Likes "MyFreeCams + NHL + R/P"

HughBUpset: offended not on the regulars list.

JPeepee: know nothing about him, just recognize username

eatyourspinach: supplement section migrant. pretty sure devils fan.

EctoCanuck: canadian that doesn't get taken serious in the sports or R&P section.

donttoewsmebro: hawks fan, seems mild mannered.

canadianbacon18: requested to be added to first page

portamoral: jets fan, laine enthusiast.

VarthGayder: Bruins fan. Appears to have made great progress since time in Wayne's World.

some other new people that sometimes post and will be upset in the first couple pages about not being on here.

that "isn't this the NHL thread?" guy that is new and always complains about thread being "off-topic"


The NHL Misc Thread HOF

NikoJan: most controversal & lulziest poster ever, banned due to biggorons *******y. RIP in peace.
ECN: somewhere making videos in his grandmothers kitchen wearing a Bruins mask. RIP in peace.
scrillavanilla, formerly known as Ganjamane: Leafs fan, homer for all things Leafs, CAT cell phone crew. Left the misc to pursue his rap career in Canada.


As we start any new thread, we bow our heads

Our Father, Who fart in heaven
Kessel be Thy Name;
Thigh kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is on ice.
Give us this day our daily hot dogs,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass our borders;
and lead us fully into temptation,
but deliver us from Leaf fans. Amen.