Things have been getting pretty serious

Lockdowns are imminent and my shipment of new masks have arrived.

I now have:
- going out in public mask
- driving masks
- around the house masks
- sleeping masks
- gardening/yard mask

I turned off my AC because people tend to stop in front of my house to admire my rose garden. I always hum to myself as I’m watering my roses and gardenias. I’ve only had to threaten to turn the hose on one unmasked lady who was walking a Great Dane. She stopped at the corner of my driveway but was within 20 feet of me (my personal space). I told her I would call the police if she didn’t respond to the hose, but the threat made her leave

It’s become a problem now with (mostly unmasked) people admiring my flower collection.

The installation will have a touchpad near my front window so I can sound the alarm from behind my window and the person on the sidewalk will hear it because of the lawn speaker ($120 to install)

When they look up they will see me in my mask standing angrily behind my window. I will point to a sign on my lawn that says “put your mask on and keep moving”

Why do so many dog walkers refuse to wear a mask? If I had my AC on I would probably be breathing in their particles. My mask can’t keep everything out

Strong everything

now imagine if you lived in brutal 90-100+ degree temperatures. covid would be much more dangerous

I’m only going to communicate with the alarm guy through Ring if he doesn’t have an N95 mask. I placed the check halfway underneath the doormat next to a mini hand sanitizer. Good idea?

Thanks for the pasta brah. Repped

I do. Even though it’s less comfortable, I feel safer knowing that the sun is frying off some of the CoVid. I just wish anti-maskers would stop soliciting in front of my garden. I live in CA and Gov Newsom said wear a mask outdoors. Sure, maybe he didn’t actually sign anything but he shouldn’t have to, it’s just common sense. What are people even doing leaving their property? We’re in the middle of a pandemic! I literally only go outside to water my flowergarden

I just shook hands with two different Amish people yesterday. Am I going to make it?