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post 1622550561 11-13-2020, 05:24 PM
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Micro-penis brah describes losing his virginity

"It was great, even though it was also embarrassing. It was much better than the first time because the girl I was with was very experienced and knew how to deal with me; she just knew how to get what little I had to offer. She knew how to get that little thing inside her! She made the most of what I have. And she was sweet and lovely and laughed about it all and she was fascinated by how small it was. I had a relationship with her for almost a year. But she lost interest in having sex with me, she had other boyfriends, and eventually she became a lesbian.

We stayed friends for a long time, though. She had great affection for my tiny little penis. She told me about all the other men she’d slept with. Some of them were so big they could lift the duvet off the bed with their erection and make a tent that you could all snuggle under. All I could do is lift it up enough for a little snail to get in. We just had a good laugh about it. And she made me feel a lot better. If I hadn’t met her, I’d probably still be a virgin."

Did you go on to have other relationships? Did that experience embolden you at all?

For a while I thought, It’s no good. I thought maybe I should just be gay — maybe I could just be a bitch to a gay man, I could take it up the ass. But I didn’t enjoy it very much and I realized I wasn’t gay. You’re either gay or you’re not; you can’t make yourself be gay. But I really liked the whole world of gay men and women — the scene, but not the sex. I did sleep with a few guys, though."

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post 1622552621 11-13-2020, 05:44 PM
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post 1622552701 11-13-2020, 05:45 PM
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post 1622553221 11-13-2020, 05:51 PM
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This guy is so traumatised he let another dude put his dick inside him just to be close to another human being, **** that's a tough draw
post 1622553281 11-13-2020, 05:53 PM
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Fuark feels bad for the micropenor brah. Cawk so useless he tried to make himself gay.
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post 1622553311 11-13-2020, 05:53 PM
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A video was posted a few months back and the guy was not ashamed of his micro at all . Claims 4.5” .
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3 inches and under
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post 1622553391 11-13-2020, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
A video was posted a few months back and the guy was not ashamed of his micro at all . Claims 4.5” .
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3” and under
it's 3.66 and under so actually pretty big
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post 1622553491 11-13-2020, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy
it's 3.66 and under so actually pretty big
That’s what I was wondering. I’d give my left nut to have 4.5
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post 1622553501 11-13-2020, 05:56 PM
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im 12 and what is this
post 1622553601 11-13-2020, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By calumscotland
im 12 and what is this
Your packing 12 . Must have sloots lined up a mile long
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post 1622553891 11-13-2020, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Noobyy
This guy is so traumatised he let another dude put his dick inside him just to be close to another human being, **** that's a tough draw
He must have taken miscs advice to try men
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post 1622556591 11-13-2020, 06:37 PM
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Ah the ol' feminine penis
post 1622556841 11-13-2020, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy
"It was great, even though it was also embarrassing. It was much better than the first time because the girl I was with was very experienced and knew how to deal with me; she just knew how to get what little I had to offer. She knew how to get that little thing inside her! She made the most of what I have. And she was sweet and lovely and laughed about it all and she was fascinated by how small it was. I had a relationship with her for almost a year. But she lost interest in having sex with me, she had other boyfriends, and eventually she became a lesbian.
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post 1622557011 11-13-2020, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
That’s what I was wondering. I’d give my left nut to have 4.5
Fuark, feelsbadbrah.

Did you try going gay like the OP?
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post 1622557041 11-13-2020, 06:43 PM
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most of these micro penis stories are betas with 4 inchers larping online as 2 inchers to feel better about atleast being bigger than somebody.
post 1622557221 11-13-2020, 06:46 PM
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i have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
post 1622557441 11-13-2020, 06:50 PM
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If anyone wants a good laugh and confidence booster go to the micro penis section of reddit. Can't believe some of that chit is real.


Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
post 1622557811 11-13-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By muralitharann
i have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
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post 1622557931 11-13-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By muralitharann
i have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
5.5" crew. We're average brah.

At least, I tell myself that to sleep at night.....
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post 1622558111 11-13-2020, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame
If anyone wants a good laugh and confidence booster go to the micro penis section of reddit. Can't believe some of that chit is real.


Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
that sub is literally pics of men with tiny dicks. I think i was expecting more of a support group
post 1622558541 11-13-2020, 07:03 PM
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I’m 11 and what is this?
post 1622558641 11-13-2020, 07:04 PM
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I’m 11 and what is this?
im 12 and what is this?
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post 1622558671 11-13-2020, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Frank
that sub is literally pics of men with tiny dicks. I think i was expecting more of a support group
fukkin lol

"A community dedicated to the 0.06% of men with micropenis. Whether you want positivity and support, humiliation and teasing, or simply discussion"

just a bunch of brahs wanting to be humiliated
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post 1622558761 11-13-2020, 07:05 PM
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post 1622559991 11-13-2020, 07:21 PM
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what is considered micro penis? under 5 inches?
post 1622560071 11-13-2020, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
what is considered micro penis? under 5 inches?
3.66 inches and below
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post 1622565341 11-13-2020, 08:39 PM
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one of the most brutal things in the world. not being wanted sexually

she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer
Fuark, feelsbadbrah.

Did you try going gay like the OP?
Naw fark probably couldn’t satisfy a guy either . Sucks right now especially, as I met this really sweet 39 year old chick . She’s absolutely beautiful, but a little over weight . Was going to get her to work out in my gym to loose the weight , but no point in pursuing her having a micro and all .
She’s had three kids , so I suspect it will feel like I’m screwing a pothole full of water in August.
Feels bad Bruh.

I always here that term that suicide is a permanent fix for a temporary problem , but this is far from being a temporary problem .
Luckily I don’t have a gun, as the odd time when I get into the whiskey I’d oust myself as my dad did .
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
one of the most brutal things in the world. not being wanted sexually

she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman


id come back brah...no homo
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