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Micro-penis brah describes losing his virginity
"It was great, even though it was also embarrassing. It was much better than the first time because the girl I was with was very experienced and knew how to deal with me; she just knew how to get what little I had to offer. She knew how to get that little thing inside her! She made the most of what I have. And she was sweet and lovely and laughed about it all and she was fascinated by how small it was. I had a relationship with her for almost a year. But she lost interest in having sex with me, she had other boyfriends, and eventually she became a lesbian.
We stayed friends for a long time, though. She had great affection for my tiny little penis. She told me about all the other men she’d slept with. Some of them were so big they could lift the duvet off the bed with their erection and make a tent that you could all snuggle under. All I could do is lift it up enough for a little snail to get in. We just had a good laugh about it. And she made me feel a lot better. If I hadn’t met her, I’d probably still be a virgin."
Did you go on to have other relationships? Did that experience embolden you at all?
For a while I thought, It’s no good. I thought maybe I should just be gay — maybe I could just be a bitch to a gay man, I could take it up the ass. But I didn’t enjoy it very much and I realized I wasn’t gay. You’re either gay or you’re not; you can’t make yourself be gay. But I really liked the whole world of gay men and women — the scene, but not the sex. I did sleep with a few guys, though."
https://www.thecut.com/2014/11/what-...icropenis.html
We stayed friends for a long time, though. She had great affection for my tiny little penis. She told me about all the other men she’d slept with. Some of them were so big they could lift the duvet off the bed with their erection and make a tent that you could all snuggle under. All I could do is lift it up enough for a little snail to get in. We just had a good laugh about it. And she made me feel a lot better. If I hadn’t met her, I’d probably still be a virgin."
Did you go on to have other relationships? Did that experience embolden you at all?
For a while I thought, It’s no good. I thought maybe I should just be gay — maybe I could just be a bitch to a gay man, I could take it up the ass. But I didn’t enjoy it very much and I realized I wasn’t gay. You’re either gay or you’re not; you can’t make yourself be gay. But I really liked the whole world of gay men and women — the scene, but not the sex. I did sleep with a few guys, though."
https://www.thecut.com/2014/11/what-...icropenis.html
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Fuark feels bad for the micropenor brah. Cawk so useless he tried to make himself gay.

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A video was posted a few months back and the guy was not ashamed of his micro at all . Claims 4.5” .
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3 inches and under
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3 inches and under
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11-13-2020, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
it's 3.66 and under so actually pretty bigA video was posted a few months back and the guy was not ashamed of his micro at all . Claims 4.5” .
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3” and under
This is very unsettling,as I thought a micro was 3” and under
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
That’s what I was wondering. I’d give my left nut to have 4.5it's 3.66 and under so actually pretty big
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im 12 and what is this
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Originally Posted By calumscotland⏩
Your packing 12 . Must have sloots lined up a mile longim 12 and what is this
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Originally Posted By Noobyy⏩
He must have taken miscs advice to try menThis guy is so traumatised he let another dude put his dick inside him just to be close to another human being, **** that's a tough draw
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Ah the ol' feminine penis
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
"It was great, even though it was also embarrassing. It was much better than the first time because the girl I was with was very experienced and knew how to deal with me; she just knew how to get what little I had to offer. She knew how to get that little thing inside her! She made the most of what I have. And she was sweet and lovely and laughed about it all and she was fascinated by how small it was. I had a relationship with her for almost a year. But she lost interest in having sex with me, she had other boyfriends, and eventually she became a lesbian.

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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Fuark, feelsbadbrah.That’s what I was wondering. I’d give my left nut to have 4.5
Did you try going gay like the OP?
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most of these micro penis stories are betas with 4 inchers larping online as 2 inchers to feel better about atleast being bigger than somebody.
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i have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
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If anyone wants a good laugh and confidence booster go to the micro penis section of reddit. Can't believe some of that chit is real.
Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
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Originally Posted By muralitharann⏩
Ken Jeong (Mr Chow) is a gift to humankindi have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
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Originally Posted By muralitharann⏩
5.5" crew. We're average brah.i have a 5.5'' inch dink, small yeah....but when i saw photos of actual micropenors...damn i felt bad for those guys. it's like a thumb.
At least, I tell myself that to sleep at night.....
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
that sub is literally pics of men with tiny dicks. I think i was expecting more of a support groupIf anyone wants a good laugh and confidence booster go to the micro penis section of reddit. Can't believe some of that chit is real.
Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
Also LOL that this beta soyo phucked a dude and let himself be the bitch LOL
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I’m 11 and what is this?
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
im 12 and what is this?I’m 11 and what is this?
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Originally Posted By Frank
fukkin lolthat sub is literally pics of men with tiny dicks. I think i was expecting more of a support group
"A community dedicated to the 0.06% of men with micropenis. Whether you want positivity and support, humiliation and teasing, or simply discussion"
just a bunch of brahs wanting to be humiliated
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In on daily dink thread
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
3.66 inches and belowwhat is considered micro penis? under 5 inches?
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one of the most brutal things in the world. not being wanted sexually
she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman
she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
Naw fark probably couldn’t satisfy a guy either . Sucks right now especially, as I met this really sweet 39 year old chick . She’s absolutely beautiful, but a little over weight . Was going to get her to work out in my gym to loose the weight , but no point in pursuing her having a micro and all .Fuark, feelsbadbrah.
Did you try going gay like the OP?
Did you try going gay like the OP?
She’s had three kids , so I suspect it will feel like I’m screwing a pothole full of water in August.
Feels bad Bruh.
I always here that term that suicide is a permanent fix for a temporary problem , but this is far from being a temporary problem .
Luckily I don’t have a gun, as the odd time when I get into the whiskey I’d oust myself as my dad did .
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
one of the most brutal things in the world. not being wanted sexually
she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman
she still stuck around for close to a year though.
I am closer to 7 and rarely get girls to come back more than once or twice feelsbadman
id come back brah...no homo
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