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QUEBEC, Canada brahs GTFIH - clown premier 'bans' Christmas gatherings
To make a long story short, apparently the provincial government now saw fit to 'ban' Christmas gatherings this year, whereas they were previously considering allowing up to 10 people December 24-27. Despite this entire covid experience being a general clown show, I had been taking it in stride up till now. This is the final straw, the one that breaks the proverbial camel's back for me. How can they not foresee that this will cause so many more problems than it can prevent? Mental health problems already spike around the holidays. Isolation has been rampant since this entire covid business began. Now, to suggest that already isolated people can't even take a break and see their families? We're about to see a lot more mental health problems and a definite spike in suicides.
We'll shortly be talking about how to attend funerals virtually in the new year. That will be the outcome of this.
For my fellow QC brahs, how are you handling this? I'm disregarding it completely and I'm still visiting my folks on Christmas. It's not like 5 different households are getting together in one place. It's literally myself, my brother, and my parents. That's it. That's the only family I have left.
Apologies for the rant, but the ridiculousness of it all has finally gotten to me. I have a very hard time dealing with stupid bullschit like this. Absolutely no critical thinking going into this whatsoever.
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We'll shortly be talking about how to attend funerals virtually in the new year. That will be the outcome of this.
For my fellow QC brahs, how are you handling this? I'm disregarding it completely and I'm still visiting my folks on Christmas. It's not like 5 different households are getting together in one place. It's literally myself, my brother, and my parents. That's it. That's the only family I have left.
Apologies for the rant, but the ridiculousness of it all has finally gotten to me. I have a very hard time dealing with stupid bullschit like this. Absolutely no critical thinking going into this whatsoever.
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Yeah totally going to follow this order
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Are you in Ontario? How's it going there?Yeah totally going to follow this order
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Everything is locked down in Toronto besides like grocery storesAre you in Ontario? How's it going there?
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
What are the Christmas guidelines looking like?Everything is locked down in Toronto besides like grocery stores
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dont you live in rural AB?
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
JFL. i drive to a gym in Cobourg.Everything is locked down in Toronto besides like grocery stores
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
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Are they going to have police visit and ticket every house in the province on the same day?
Compliance is up to you. If there is a law saying no gatherings I'll pick my parents up and park in the garage, srs.
Compliance is up to you. If there is a law saying no gatherings I'll pick my parents up and park in the garage, srs.
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Originally Posted By ChriisGayle⏩
Nah I live in QC.dont you live in rural AB?
JFL. i drive to a gym in Cobourg.
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
JFL. i drive to a gym in Cobourg.
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
Originally Posted By Frank
They're encouraging neighbours to rat you out. Imagine that. Because you're a fear-mongering covid coward that chose to comply, you passive aggressively call the cops on one of your neighbours out of searing jealousy.Are they going to have police visit and ticket every house in the province on the same day?
Compliance is up to you.
Compliance is up to you.
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It was to be expected boyo. Don't go see your families or friends, but make sure you line up at the stores come boxing day eh!!
Fuk em and whatever restriction they decide to pull out of their ass.
Fuk em and whatever restriction they decide to pull out of their ass.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Haven’t looked into it but it’s irrelevant to me since I’m going to spend Christmas however I want regardless of what the guidelines are.What are the Christmas guidelines looking like?
My families not in Toronto I’m from rural Ontario in a small town so I’m sure it’s fine there
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Originally Posted By ChriisGayle⏩
U wot m8 lol, from Toronto? That’s like an hr away bro.dont you live in rural AB?
JFL. i drive to a gym in Cobourg.
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
JFL. i drive to a gym in Cobourg.
******* fat fukk corrupt Ford is literally killing small businesses and funneling everyone into Walmart and Costco.
Go to Oakville or Vaughan. Oakville GoodLife is basically on the gardiner
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Irrelevant is a nice way of putting it, because it absolutely is.Haven’t looked into it but it’s irrelevant to me since I’m going to spend Christmas however I want regardless of what the guidelines are.
My families not in Toronto I’m from rural Ontario in a small town so I’m sure it’s fine there
My families not in Toronto I’m from rural Ontario in a small town so I’m sure it’s fine there
Cop comes to the door and asks who lives there and who's visiting - what are you legally required to do? Any misc lawyers or police officers in here?
It's supposedly a 300$ fine. I'll risk the fine, no problem at all. I live pretty far out and I'm quite isolated myself. My family has been through a lot this past year, so it's really important for us to get together. I couldn't give any less of a flying fuk what their 'fine' is. They can shove it up their collective as$holes.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Do you think police are going to be able to keep up/ deal with the headaches of people denying gatherings, etc?Nah I live in QC.
They're encouraging neighbours to rat you out. Imagine that. Because you're a fear-mongering covid coward that chose to comply, you passive aggressively call the cops on one of your neighbours out of searing jealousy.
They're encouraging neighbours to rat you out. Imagine that. Because you're a fear-mongering covid coward that chose to comply, you passive aggressively call the cops on one of your neighbours out of searing jealousy.
If you're not a coward, look at your neighbors in the eye as you escort your family in, then deny police entry into your house. They won't be able to do chit.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
you voted for Trudeau didnt you??Nah I live in QC.
Spoiler!
so did i hehe. scheer had nothing to offer.
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
I’d imagine the talent at GoodLife Oakville is quite stellar ?U wot m8 lol, from Toronto? That’s like an hr away bro.
Go to Oakville or Vaughan. Oakville GoodLife is basically on the gardiner
Go to Oakville or Vaughan. Oakville GoodLife is basically on the gardiner
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
When you actually live here, it’s just a huge pain in the ass bro.Miiiiiiiiiiirin proper snowfall hard as phuck.
In b4 strong username to post haha.
In b4 strong username to post haha.
Only time snow is ever good is for like 2 weeks around Christmas time and when you wanna go snowboarding.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I’d take the fine - get a lighter and then burn it in front of them and throw it out into the snow srs - then possibly piss on the ashes in front of them depending on how angry I wasIrrelevant is a nice way of putting it, because it absolutely is.
Cop comes to the door and asks who lives there and who's visiting - what are you legally required to do? Any misc lawyers or police officers in here?
It's supposedly a 300$ fine. I'll risk the fine, no problem at all. I live pretty far out and I'm quite isolated myself. My family has been through a lot this past year, so it's really important for us to get together. I couldn't give any less of a flying fuk what their 'fine' is. They can shove it up their collective as$holes.
Cop comes to the door and asks who lives there and who's visiting - what are you legally required to do? Any misc lawyers or police officers in here?
It's supposedly a 300$ fine. I'll risk the fine, no problem at all. I live pretty far out and I'm quite isolated myself. My family has been through a lot this past year, so it's really important for us to get together. I couldn't give any less of a flying fuk what their 'fine' is. They can shove it up their collective as$holes.
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Originally Posted By Frank
That's what I'm thinking. I'll be sipping my bourbon listening to my Bing Crosby while they're going door to door on xmas eve instead of spending time with their own families. That actually makes me feel really bad for them. What a fuking job. I've worked on xmas before and it was really depressing. If I invited the cops in, it would be for a glass of bourbon dead srs.Do you think police are going to be able to keep up/ deal with the headaches of people denying gatherings, etc?
If you're not a coward, look at your neighbors in the eye as you escort your family in, then deny police entry into your house. They won't be able to do chit.
If you're not a coward, look at your neighbors in the eye as you escort your family in, then deny police entry into your house. They won't be able to do chit.
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Or just roll it up real tight, turn around, pull my pants down, and just slowly insert it up my unwashed bung and never lose eye contact.I’d take the fine - get a lighter and then burn it in front of them and throw it out into the snow srs - then possibly piss on the ashes in front of them depending on how angry I was
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i've disregarded everything, no way in fuk is the government going to tell me I can't see my family. It's absolute clown world ****.
That being said, my family is following the rules, it's really sad to watch the normies OBEY everything, it's sickening.
That being said, my family is following the rules, it's really sad to watch the normies OBEY everything, it's sickening.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
They can't do chit unless there is a warrant.Irrelevant is a nice way of putting it, because it absolutely is.
Cop comes to the door and asks who lives there and who's visiting - what are you legally required to do? Any misc lawyers or police officers in here?
It's supposedly a 300$ fine. I'll risk the fine, no problem at all. I live pretty far out and I'm quite isolated myself. My family has been through a lot this past year, so it's really important for us to get together. I couldn't give any less of a flying fuk what their 'fine' is. They can shove it up their collective as$holes.
Cop comes to the door and asks who lives there and who's visiting - what are you legally required to do? Any misc lawyers or police officers in here?
It's supposedly a 300$ fine. I'll risk the fine, no problem at all. I live pretty far out and I'm quite isolated myself. My family has been through a lot this past year, so it's really important for us to get together. I couldn't give any less of a flying fuk what their 'fine' is. They can shove it up their collective as$holes.
Under the public health act of QC :http://legisquebec.gouv.qc.ca/en/showdoc/cs/s-2.2
101. The powers granted to a public health director by paragraph 4 of section 100 may not be exercised to enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant, unless the director has obtained a court order authorizing such entry.
A judge of the Court of Québec or of the municipal courts of the cities of Montréal, Laval or Québec having jurisdiction in the locality in which the residence is situated may grant the order if the judge is of the opinion that the protection of the health of the population warrants it.
108. [...] A person or peace officer acting under this section may not, however, enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant or without obtaining a court order authorizing such entry. [...]
Edit: btw op which part of QC are you in?
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
i live off the highway near UTSC, yeah it's about a 60 minutes long smooth drive on the 401. my office is in oshawa too. no ragrets, srs.U wot m8 lol, from Toronto? That’s like an hr away bro.
Go to Oakville or Vaughan. Oakville GoodLife is basically on the gardiner
Go to Oakville or Vaughan. Oakville GoodLife is basically on the gardiner
driving west means traffic. rarely go west of the 404.
there's a fit af non-natty native girl at this gym. so hngggg. never seen a fit native girl before.
i only went to cobourg after the GTA was locked down.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Anti-government enemies disguised as legislators and lawmakers and officials deliberately doing worse and worse things to make populations react in violent manners and "break" laws, thereby undermining governments and nations and laws in general...Yeah totally going to follow this order
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
Yeah we have trucks designed to shovel roads and then machines that shovel walkways/sidewalksDo you guys have proper ways of getting rid of the snow like in countries like Sweden?
Yeah, it looks picture perfect tbh. Here in the UK we're just lucky if it doesn't rain during Xmas lmao.
Yeah, it looks picture perfect tbh. Here in the UK we're just lucky if it doesn't rain during Xmas lmao.
We also have trucks that drive up and down roads, highways and dump salt on them - same with sidewalks and walkways
So the first snowfall is sweet but then it just becomes a dirty salty mess
You’re clothes and shoes get fuked up with salt stains and stuff if you don’t protect them
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Its always the liberal progressive areas that constantly bring about draconian measures and anti-freedom regulations.
Canada, UK, NZ, Aus, Western EU, California, NY state and other Blue states are all liberal progressive places that have instituted harsh lockdowns and introduced new laws to remove rights and freedoms.
They also have large populations who conspire to rat each other out and want bigger government. Where the government MUST provide a solution.
This sounds, looks and feels like Communism pure and simple and how it starts.
Canada, UK, NZ, Aus, Western EU, California, NY state and other Blue states are all liberal progressive places that have instituted harsh lockdowns and introduced new laws to remove rights and freedoms.
They also have large populations who conspire to rat each other out and want bigger government. Where the government MUST provide a solution.
This sounds, looks and feels like Communism pure and simple and how it starts.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
lol that's what they do here too. It's a total pisstake. Winter wonderland not even once.Yeah we have trucks designed to shovel roads and then machines that shovel walkways/sidewalks
We also have trucks that drive up and down roads, highways and dump salt on them - same with sidewalks and walkways
So the first snowfall is sweet but then it just becomes a dirty salty mess
You’re clothes and shoes get fuked up with salt stains and stuff if you don’t protect them
We also have trucks that drive up and down roads, highways and dump salt on them - same with sidewalks and walkways
So the first snowfall is sweet but then it just becomes a dirty salty mess
You’re clothes and shoes get fuked up with salt stains and stuff if you don’t protect them
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Doing all this for a flu with 99% survival rate, what has the world come to...
Doing all this for a flu with 99% survival rate, what has the world come to...
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
Good stuff. I'll be travelling to the Montreal area to see my family on Xmas.They can't do chit unless there is a warrant.
Under the public health act of QC :http://legisquebec.gouv.qc.ca/en/showdoc/cs/s-2.2
101. The powers granted to a public health director by paragraph 4 of section 100 may not be exercised to enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant, unless the director has obtained a court order authorizing such entry.
A judge of the Court of Québec or of the municipal courts of the cities of Montréal, Laval or Québec having jurisdiction in the locality in which the residence is situated may grant the order if the judge is of the opinion that the protection of the health of the population warrants it.
108. [...] A person or peace officer acting under this section may not, however, enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant or without obtaining a court order authorizing such entry. [...]
Edit: btw op which part of QC are you in?
Under the public health act of QC :http://legisquebec.gouv.qc.ca/en/showdoc/cs/s-2.2
101. The powers granted to a public health director by paragraph 4 of section 100 may not be exercised to enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant, unless the director has obtained a court order authorizing such entry.
A judge of the Court of Québec or of the municipal courts of the cities of Montréal, Laval or Québec having jurisdiction in the locality in which the residence is situated may grant the order if the judge is of the opinion that the protection of the health of the population warrants it.
108. [...] A person or peace officer acting under this section may not, however, enter a private residence without the consent of the occupant or without obtaining a court order authorizing such entry. [...]
Edit: btw op which part of QC are you in?
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
i once searched goodlife on reddit on r/toronto and r/ontario and there were a lot of complaints about creepy homos. and this is reddit...so i knew it was srs.I’d imagine the talent at GoodLife Oakville is quite stellar ?
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Yep totally a winter wonderland haha - try walking in this chit wearing a suit lmao I used to just get boots when I’d leave the office and look ridiculous in my overcoat and suit and then these winter bootslol that's what they do here too. It's a total pisstake. Winter wonderland not even once.
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