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post 1627035033 12-30-2020, 03:59 PM
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Are you humble? Are you modest? If so GTFOH!!! Come in here and brag boyos!!!!

What are you really good at?

What do you think/know you do better than most other people?

What's an alpha moment you've had?

Are you rich, tall, good hair, fast runner, good at a video game, strong, sloot slayer, high rep power, nice car?????

Saved a life, been a good role model, provided for your family, donated to charity, help people, cook?????

Let it out boys





post 1627035423 12-30-2020, 04:03 PM
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Damn
post 1627035523 12-30-2020, 04:05 PM
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I’m attractive, in good shape, smart, make good money, have a lot of nice stuff, very athletic, and a good husband and father. I’m also very humble so I don’t really want to talk about myself.
post 1627035663 12-30-2020, 04:06 PM
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I make big money, I drive big cars
Everybody know me; it's like I'm a movie star
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
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Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
post 1627035913 12-30-2020, 04:09 PM
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I’m good boi
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1627036003 12-30-2020, 04:10 PM
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Above average in just about everything

Top 2-3% face (that’s being modest)

8/10+ gf misc standards

Best friend and couple other close friends are 8/10+ irl, dormed with them freshman year of Uni and will just say that was fun

Pretty much most popular kid in grade school and especially HS, dated the hottest girl at my hs

But online I’m just a measly 10k rep power noob so rip my life tbfh

Edit: I usually just troll in these threads lmao (this is not though)
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post 1627036833 12-30-2020, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot
I think that your mind is playing tricks on you homie...dfs
Yeah he sounds pretty ghetto to me
Damn
post 1627037353 12-30-2020, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels
How good are the tmz scenes in that movie
Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70
I’m attractive, in good shape, smart, make good money, have a lot of nice stuff, very athletic, and a good husband and father. I’m also very humble so I don’t really want to talk about myself.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules
I'm good at everything except for drawing because I have aphantasia
Originally Posted By justgenetics
Above average in just about everything

Top 2-3% face (that’s being modest)

8/10+ gf misc standards

Best friend and couple other close friends are 8/10+ irl, dormed with them freshman year of Uni and will just say that was fun

Pretty much most popular kid in grade school and especially HS, dated the hottest girl at my hs

But online I’m just a measly 10k rep power noob so rip my life tbfh

Edit: I usually just troll in these threads lmao (this is not though)
ok it's harder than i thought to tell if these are srs
Originally Posted By Rajc
i am slowly healing my past scars
What are they?
Originally Posted By W3sleypipes
bolded
Tell the wasp story brah
post 1627038603 12-30-2020, 04:36 PM
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I am very humble, hardly ever expressing to others just how awesome I am.

I am good at getting there, regardless of where that is...onto the deck of a ship that's underway out at sea, some remote piece of real estate in a less than friendly environment or the middle of a minefield a few hundred feet below the surface of the ocean.

My greatest experience in life was at the 1983 Babe Ruth tryouts.

I was from a smaller town that had its own Little League teams, but was integrated after that with a larger city for intermediate and high school level sports.

During the tryouts the pitcher they had chosen to pitch to the candidates was from my town...he was a year older than me, but we were in the same grade since I started a year early.

Everyone trying out was pretty nervous...everyone except me. I had batted against this guy hundreds of times playing little league, even though he was a year ahead of me, so I was super comfortable hitting against him.

The top draft spots were always given to well established stand outs from the bigger city...never to unknown kids from my town, and the bleachers were full of parents from the city, competitively cheering on their own kid.

When it was my turn to bat, I started smacking them into the outfield one after the other. There was no fence back then, so the volunteer outfielders were constantly running out to the woods to fetch them.

I could literally hear parents in the stands like "who is this guy and where did he come from?"

It was like batting practice. I stayed up there pretty much until I got bored and then just strolled back to the dugout past the bleacher full of parents like a fukking rockstar.

I ended up getting drafted 3rd overall...quite a feat for an unknown player from a smaller town. I started getting high all the time soon after that, though, and quit going to practice.

My coach was pissed he wasted a first round pick on me and I did feel kind of bad about that.
post 1627038953 12-30-2020, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
I am very humble, hardly ever expressing to others just how awesome I am.

I am good at getting there, regardless of where that is...onto the deck of a ship that's underway out at sea, some remote piece of real estate in a less than friendly environment or the middle of a minefield a few hundred feet below the surface of the ocean.

My greatest experience in life was at the 1983 Babe Ruth tryouts.

I was from a smaller town that had its own Little League teams, but was integrated after that with a larger city for intermediate and high school level sports.

During the tryouts the pitcher they had chosen to pitch to the candidates was from my town...he was a year older than me, but we were in the same grade since I started a year early.

Everyone trying out was pretty nervous...everyone except me. I had batted against this guy hundreds of times playing little league, even though he was a year ahead of me, so I was super comfortable hitting against him.

The top draft spots were always given to well established stand outs from the bigger city...never to unknown kids from my town, and the bleachers were full of parents from the city, competitively cheering on their own kid.

When it was my turn to bat, I started smacking them into the outfield one after the other. There was no fence back then, so the volunteer outfielders were constantly running out to the woods to fetch them.

I could literally hear parents in the stands like "who is this guy and where did he come from?"

It was like batting practice. I stayed up there pretty much until I got bored and then just strolled back to the dugout past the bleacher full of parents like a fukking rockstar.

I ended up getting drafted 3rd overall...quite a feat for an unknown player from a smaller town. I started getting high all the time soon after that, though, and quit going to practice.

My coach was pissed he wasted a first round pick on me and I did feel kind of bad about that.
This one makes me lol
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post 1627039473 12-30-2020, 04:46 PM
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post 1627039693 12-30-2020, 04:49 PM
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post 1627040243 12-30-2020, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
No homo?
Awfukhi tbfh

(No brojobs were given)
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post 1627040613 12-30-2020, 05:01 PM
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Landed a job paying 100k - 200k GBP in Europoor. In great shape, invested in crypto, better off financially than all of my peers, did it all alone.
post 1627040883 12-30-2020, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
I am very humble, hardly ever expressing to others just how awesome I am.

I am good at getting there, regardless of where that is...onto the deck of a ship that's underway out at sea, some remote piece of real estate in a less than friendly environment or the middle of a minefield a few hundred feet below the surface of the ocean.

My greatest experience in life was at the 1983 Babe Ruth tryouts.

I was from a smaller town that had its own Little League teams, but was integrated after that with a larger city for intermediate and high school level sports.

During the tryouts the pitcher they had chosen to pitch to the candidates was from my town...he was a year older than me, but we were in the same grade since I started a year early.

Everyone trying out was pretty nervous...everyone except me. I had batted against this guy hundreds of times playing little league, even though he was a year ahead of me, so I was super comfortable hitting against him.

The top draft spots were always given to well established stand outs from the bigger city...never to unknown kids from my town, and the bleachers were full of parents from the city, competitively cheering on their own kid.

When it was my turn to bat, I started smacking them into the outfield one after the other. There was no fence back then, so the volunteer outfielders were constantly running out to the woods to fetch them.

I could literally hear parents in the stands like "who is this guy and where did he come from?"

It was like batting practice. I stayed up there pretty much until I got bored and then just strolled back to the dugout past the bleacher full of parents like a fukking rockstar.

I ended up getting drafted 3rd overall...quite a feat for an unknown player from a smaller town. I started getting high all the time soon after that, though, and quit going to practice.

My coach was pissed he wasted a first round pick on me and I did feel kind of bad about that.
mirin if srs. I thought it was a copypasta. This real?

The Britishtwit saga has me all paranoid
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Honest

Loyal

Loving

Educated

Healthy

Fit

Good relationship with family

Good relationship with long time friends

No alcohol/drugs/meds

Round elbows
ayyyy das it bby
Originally Posted By justgenetics
Top 2-3% face (that’s being modest)

Awfukhi tbfh

(No brojobs were given)
Bolded: are you sure bro???

Not bolded: are you sure bro???
post 1627041113 12-30-2020, 05:07 PM
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Im not a liar, ass hole or drug addict.

Makes me superman in 2020.

Luckily im happily married so i dont notice the hordes of 10/10’s mirin me on the reg.

Edit
Sry about the liar part but most alpha thing ive done. Held my chit together and comforted the mother of a three year old that was turned into coal in a house fire. Told her “we got him out and he is gonna be fine”.
You could smell it. Kid was toast. Felt fukkin terrible but that wasnt the time to tell the truth.
Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

FUK YOU SHORSEY!
post 1627041123 12-30-2020, 05:07 PM
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I'm in the Navy. One of my shore tours was teaching. I picked up Instructor of the Year for my command in Pearl Harbor. I was later selected as the instructor of the year for ALL of the submarine learning centers in the country. Was a finalist for military instructor of the year. Got my picture put in a magazine.

Feels good man
I don't know either lol
post 1627041583 12-30-2020, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt
mirin if srs. I thought it was a copypasta. This



Bolded: are you sure bro???

Not bolded: are you sure bro???
Srs answer I’m only srs in this thread to cope with worst Xmas ever but I only included the 3% range to try being modest (srs)

All I can truly confirm is the balls never touched (no homo)
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post 1627043293 12-30-2020, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By W8isGR8
I'm in the Navy. One of my shore tours was teaching. I picked up Instructor of the Year for my command in Pearl Harbor. I was later selected as the instructor of the year for ALL of the submarine learning centers in the country. Was a finalist for military instructor of the year. Got my picture put in a magazine.

Feels good man
Originally Posted By Kapetan
Landed a job paying 100k - 200k GBP in Europoor. In great shape, invested in crypto, better off financially than all of my peers, did it all alone.
Weapons. Beasts. Mirin. Srs
Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng
Im not a liar, ass hole or drug addict.

Makes me superman in 2020.

Luckily im happily married so i dont notice the hordes of 10/10’s mirin me on the reg.

Edit
Sry about the liar part but most alpha thing ive done. Held my chit together and comforted the mother of a three year old that was turned into coal in a house fire. Told her “we got him out and he is gonna be fine”.
You could smell it. Kid was toast. Felt fukkin terrible but that wasnt the time to tell the truth.
Aw man that's actually sad

This isn't why I misc
Originally Posted By justgenetics
Srs answer I’m only srs in this thread to cope with worst Xmas ever but I only included the 3% range to try being modest (srs)

All I can truly confirm is the balls never touched (no homo)
gjdm. Who do you look like. No homo
post 1627043853 12-30-2020, 05:39 PM
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I have a big cokk. serious. but I’ve never had a gf and can’t get laid
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1627043923 12-30-2020, 05:39 PM
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I wrote the greatest story of 2020.

Funny enough, OP made it in the credits

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179438063
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
post 1627044153 12-30-2020, 05:42 PM
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I didn’t want to be one of “those guys” who brag about their “intellect”, but I would be truly lying if I didn’t say that I think I’m on a different level than the majority of the population, but it’s not really a blessing, it’s more of a curse. Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches because they know I might be a millionaire someday. Other men become defensive and try to fight me with their fists. I’m not a fighter and yes, I probably would be a better lover to your girlfriend because I’m able to think on their level just as much as other numerous levels. And it’s scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.
5'10 176lbs
No hymen no diamond
post 1627045143 12-30-2020, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt
Weapons. Beasts. Mirin


gjdm. Who do you look like. No homo
V shredz is the closest resemblance to a ‘famous’ person I’ve ever had lmao
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post 1627067103 12-30-2020, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Kapetan
invested in crypto
How much?
post 1627067173 12-30-2020, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery
I didn’t want to be one of “those guys” who brag about their “intellect”, but I would be truly lying if I didn’t say that I think I’m on a different level than the majority of the population, but it’s not really a blessing, it’s more of a curse. Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches because they know I might be a millionaire someday. Other men become defensive and try to fight me with their fists. I’m not a fighter and yes, I probably would be a better lover to your girlfriend because I’m able to think on their level just as much as other numerous levels. And it’s scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.
lol

OK, so what's your IQ and bank account size?
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I will singlehandedly be responsible for the dismantling of the US military.

I truly am doing God's work.
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post 1627069183 12-30-2020, 10:24 PM
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Grateful for another year of good health, friends, and family. Kept up with my quest to be an upper tier specimen, top 1 percent for income, and likely top 1 percent for physique at my age.
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I'm tight
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Honest, even if it benefits me to lie. Lying is never the answer.

Loyal. Not a cheater.

State finalist writer in high school. I can mog in every facet of writing - creative, legal, resume, technical, song writing, etc.

Play guitar. Not great but I’m self taught and it’s fun to say I can.

Intelligent.

Know how to keep a woman on the hook (fall in love which does not exist).

Absolutely hate patting myself on the back or being the center of attention so I’m contemplating deleting this post.
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What do you think/know you do better than most other people?

What's an alpha moment you've had?

Are you rich, tall, good hair, fast runner, good at a video game, strong, sloot slayer, high rep power, nice car?????

Saved a life, been a good role model, provided for your family, donated to charity, help people, cook?????

Let it out boys



Im not that smart prob low iq srs
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