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post 1644236803 08-04-2021, 06:51 AM
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Would you chit your pants if a Grizzly Bear came up to you

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post 1644237863 08-04-2021, 07:14 AM
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Lol at filming when you should be ready to throw hands
post 1644237953 08-04-2021, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
Lol at filming when you should be ready to throw hands
Strong comprehension of just how little any human could possibly do to defend themselves against a full grown grizzly in attack mode.

OP, I would be hoping I wore my brown pants that day, otherwise things would get embarrassing...
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post 1644238013 08-04-2021, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
Lol at filming when you should be ready to throw hands
Unless you're armed there's nothing you can do if he started attacking, literally nothing
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post 1644238113 08-04-2021, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Rem0⏩
Unless you're armed there's nothing you can do if he started attacking, literally nothing
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
post 1644238193 08-04-2021, 07:21 AM
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Those ****ers scare me. Even with a large caliber handgun or bear spray the odds are against you because from what I understand it's a very quick, unexpected attack.

I've hiked a ton around TN, NC, and VA and have walked up on numerous black bears. They have all run away.
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
Dunno about the mouth

Maybe try to gouge the eyes or if hes pinned someone else go around him and punch his gonads or ram your fist up his angus, show him who's boss
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post 1644240103 08-04-2021, 07:48 AM
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Did he walk over there to read some info off that sign? lmao



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post 1644240623 08-04-2021, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Did he walk over there to read some info off that sign? lmao



Whenever im in the woods I have either my 500 or 44 mag so buddy don’t want no smoke with me.
Looks like he made sure his portrait was still up

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I get the feeling that bear has been around (or at least feels comfortable around) humans. If it were a mama bear with cubs, that's a whole 'nother ball game, she'd instinctively go into murder mode to defend her cubs.

I'd be saying my final prayers if I ever saw a bear like that in the wild - you can't outrun it, you can't out-fight it and you sure as hell ain't climbing a tree to escape...
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post 1644241003 08-04-2021, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Rem0⏩
Dunno about the mouth

Maybe try to gouge the eyes or if hes pinned someone else go around him and punch his gonads or ram your fist up his angus, show him who's boss
If you land a good uppercut or two and break his jaw it’s game over
post 1644241883 08-04-2021, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
If you land a good uppercut or two and break his jaw it’s game over
The trolling here is STRONG lol.


What's your plan when it pins you and decides to use it's razor sharp claws the size of steak knives to open you up?


Lock in the arm-bar, right babe?
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post 1644242183 08-04-2021, 08:22 AM
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9/10 times, bears just want to party

They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
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The instinct to run must have been overwhelming. Worst thing you can do though. Basically you have to accept that you have no control over what's about to happen and hope the bear doesn't see you as a threat or food.

Great story to have for later in life though.
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post 1644243983 08-04-2021, 08:55 AM
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I've actually had it happen but it was a black bear, not a grizzly.
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Originally Posted By Dogolog22⏩
The trolling here is STRONG lol.


What's your plan when it pins you and decides to use it's razor sharp claws the size of steak knives to open you up?


Lock in the arm-bar, right babe?
A bears instinct is survival. If you inflict enough pain with one or two punches it’s gonna scurry away and live to fight another day
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I’ve thought about this a lot.

I honestly would just start punching it in the face. Yeah it’s a grizzly but that doesn’t mean it’s invincible to punches, elbows, and kicks.

People just have this idea we are powerless. Square up and box the furry ****it’s snout and eyes.
post 1644245483 08-04-2021, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I’ve thought about this a lot.

I honestly would just start punching it in the face. Yeah it’s a grizzly but that doesn’t mean it’s invincible to punches, elbows, and kicks.

People just have this idea we are powerless. Square up and box the furry ****it’s snout and eyes.
LMFAO, a Grizzly bear would decapitate any one of us with one swipe of his paws.

Yes OP , I'd chit my fukin pants.
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
LMFAO, a Grizzly bear would decapitate any one of us with one swipe of his paws.

Yes OP , I'd chit my fukin pants.
That’s the problem right there, you have already accepted defeat and decapitation before you even encountered the grizzly. What the hell man
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I feel this is staged or that grizzly has been around alot of humans. Wild animals are not normally friendly or walk around humans with such ease.

And like being around most large animals, yes would chit pants, hell i chit my pants when i seen a moose for the first time, those fukkers can kill as well
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That’s why you draw a circle around your tent
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Black bear no, unless with young cub.

Grizzly - ohh fck yes I would.
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
A bears instinct is survival.If you inflict enough pain with one or two punches it’s gonna scurry away and live to fight another day
So is mine which is why I’d nope the f*ck out in a hurry.

Don’t have to outrun the bear, just whoever else is with me
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why would you sh*t your pants because a bear walks past?

are you some kind of a poocey?
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No I wouldn't **** my pants you pansey.

I'd faint for sure though
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
LMFAO, a Grizzly bear would decapitate any one of us with one swipe of his paws.

Yes OP , I'd chit my fukin pants.
With that attitude you’re done
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that was a thicccc boi

not much else you can do aside from stay calm and pray to your god that the bear ate to its fill a little while ago
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Dude just strolled past them, checked out his picture on the bulletin board to make sure no one put graffiti on him and then walked away.

I don't think they did the right thing in that situation. From what I understand with a Grizzly you can talk to them from afar to see if they run but once they're up close you lay down and play dead and hope the bear doesn't accidentally kill you when it comes to check you out.

A Black Bear you can stand your ground and talk to it and make noise, but not with a Grizzly.

They're sooo lucky.
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
A bears instinct is survival. If you inflict enough pain with one or two punches it’s gonna scurry away and live to fight another day
Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I’ve thought about this a lot.

I honestly would just start punching it in the face. Yeah it’s a grizzly but that doesn’t mean it’s invincible to punches, elbows, and kicks.

People just have this idea we are powerless. Square up and box the furry ****it’s snout and eyes.
Lmao I know you guys are trolling, but the idea of even the greatest, and largest, and strongest puncher of all time absolutely sucker punching a bear would be like a kitten pawing you to it.

I’d be more afraid of it fisting me.

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